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#18551
19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What that story leaves out is that she was promoted to Shift Manager.  Shit like that gets you promoted in H-town.

She was actually hired as Popeye's customer management VP.

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#18553
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What that story leaves out is that she was promoted to Shift Manager.  Shit like that gets you promoted in H-town.

I’d eat there. 

#18558
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
What really makes this video special is Tom Hamilton’s voice in the background

 

Lift with your legs, not your back.

#18560
4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
What really makes this video special is Tom Hamilton’s voice in the background

 

Meth is a hell of a drug. 

#18561
On 9/27/2023 at 12:15 PM, Jerry Callo said:

Lift with your legs, not your back.

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#18563
The terrifying power of a landslide. Fortunately this driver wasn't 10 seconds quicker this day... 😮

 

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#18565
8 hours ago, nnm said:
The terrifying power of a landslide. Fortunately this driver wasn't 10 seconds quicker this day... 😮

 

Put it in reverse, Terry!  Oh Lawd!!

#18566
On 9/27/2023 at 6:34 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:
What really makes this video special is Tom Hamilton’s voice in the background

 

Strangely similar to my standard routine for taking a dump

#18567
On 9/29/2023 at 9:35 AM, nnm said:
The terrifying power of a landslide. Fortunately this driver wasn't 10 seconds quicker this day... 😮

 

Was sort of expecting the Big Guy(Godzilla) to appear. 

#18568
17 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Strangely similar to my standard routine for taking a dump

The running start, or nearly knocking yourself out on a fire truck?  Either way, maybe lay off the hard stuff a bit?

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#18569
YouTube “prankster” gets shot at a mall for harassing a delivery driver.Do you think the delivery driver is guilty?

 

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#18574
4 hours ago, Nuge said:

frame worthy imo

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

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#18577
On 10/2/2023 at 5:48 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

Watched this as it happened.  When I saw the reverse play unfold I thought "fuck, he's going to walk in."  Clark and King came out of nowhere and stoned him.

#18585
On 10/3/2023 at 9:54 PM, Bullneck said:

Watched this as it happened.  When I saw the reverse play unfold I thought "fuck, he's going to walk in."  Clark and King came out of nowhere and stoned him.

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

#18586
19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

I, too, was there in similar seats.  Only Shootout I've attended in person.  We lost our shit when Stony came out of nowhere.

#18587
On 10/2/2023 at 2:48 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

I worked with Stonie in a psychiatric institution back in the early 90s. Even the Intermittent Explosive tended to behave themselves during his shifts for some reason.

#18593
On 10/5/2023 at 12:07 PM, TrashMaster G said:

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

We were in the lower deck about 8 rows up from the field right on the goal line.  We couldn't see shit for most of the game until that play happened right in front of us.

#18594

Im just putting the clickable link in instead of the video.

For those of you that recover stuck vehicles with a chain, you should watch this.  Takes a guys jaw off when the chain breaks.  GET A TOW STRAP.

 

#18595
55 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Im just putting the clickable link in instead of the video.

For those of you that recover stuck vehicles with a chain, you should watch this.  Takes a guys jaw off when the chain breaks.  GET A TOW STRAP.

 

Baby Reaction GIF

throw up true detective GIF

#18596

You always hook to the passenger side. Also, stay out of bogs.

I'll never forget the time I went to Turkey, TX for Bob Wills Days and camped in the City Park. About 10 AM Saturday 3 semi tankers showed up and dumped into the middle of the park creating a mud run. It was glorious. Everyone taking their 4x4's through the place until it turned into much with some deep tracks. So while these huge lifted Blazers, Broncos, RamChargers and pickups plowed through a guy shows up in a brand new blue Toyota 4x4 pickup with factory street tires. He revs up, pops the clutch and makes it almost 1/2 way through before he bottoms out. Everyone responds to get him out of the fucking way. At one point 5 Blazers were hooked together to push him out and couldn't budge him. 

Up comes the 4x4 F250. He hooks a strap to the tarp hook on the side of the bed and nails it in reverse. Sucked that japcrap right out and cleared the track (while twisting the shit out of the bed). The driver gets out (he never got out in the mud), walks around looking at all the damage and said "Damn, she's gonna be pissed!"

Yep, was his girlfriend's graduation present and she let him "drive it around the block."

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#18599
3 hours ago, brakeman said:
Launching molten iron with a shovel https://t.co/f0aa4REJyK

 

Man.  Dudes are so stupid.

But....we're also awesome.

#18600
3 hours ago, brakeman said:
Launching molten iron with a shovel https://t.co/f0aa4REJyK

 

 

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.  Dudes are so stupid.

But....we're also awesome.

that takes, "hey man, hold my beer", to a WHOLE other level.

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