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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What that story leaves out is that she was promoted to Shift Manager.  Shit like that gets you promoted in H-town.

She was actually hired as Popeye's customer management VP.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What that story leaves out is that she was promoted to Shift Manager.  Shit like that gets you promoted in H-town.

I’d eat there. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’d eat there. 

No curly fries for you though.

10 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’d eat there. 

You’d give it a shot?

Not sure if this was expelled from a saint…
 

Dude
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Lift with your legs, not your back.

20 hours ago, ABSR said:

She was actually hired as Popeye's customer management VP.

Complaints are WAY down now

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Meth is a hell of a drug. 

On 9/27/2023 at 12:15 PM, Jerry Callo said:

Lift with your legs, not your back.

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8 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Put it in reverse, Terry!  Oh Lawd!!

On 9/27/2023 at 6:34 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Strangely similar to my standard routine for taking a dump

On 9/29/2023 at 9:35 AM, nnm said:

 

Was sort of expecting the Big Guy(Godzilla) to appear. 

17 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Strangely similar to my standard routine for taking a dump

The running start, or nearly knocking yourself out on a fire truck?  Either way, maybe lay off the hard stuff a bit?

20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

DGAF if fake

 

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Did anyone know Kevin was black?

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4 hours ago, Nuge said:

frame worthy imo

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

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^^ that was the first Texas-OU game I saw.

On 10/2/2023 at 5:48 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

Watched this as it happened.  When I saw the reverse play unfold I thought "fuck, he's going to walk in."  Clark and King came out of nowhere and stoned him.

13 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Cool as hell.  Phobos or Deimos?

 

Those have to be vegans. Anyone who’s ever fried bacon knows this isn’t a good idea.
On 10/4/2023 at 4:32 AM, brakeman said:

 

that couldve been a penis

9 hours ago, 52-80 said:

that couldve been a penis

Was waiting for this, or dickbutt troll.

On 10/3/2023 at 9:54 PM, Bullneck said:

Watched this as it happened.  When I saw the reverse play unfold I thought "fuck, he's going to walk in."  Clark and King came out of nowhere and stoned him.

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

I, too, was there in similar seats.  Only Shootout I've attended in person.  We lost our shit when Stony came out of nowhere.

On 10/2/2023 at 2:48 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

I worked with Stonie in a psychiatric institution back in the early 90s. Even the Intermittent Explosive tended to behave themselves during his shifts for some reason.

On 10/5/2023 at 2:21 AM, 52-80 said:

that couldve been a penis

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On 10/5/2023 at 12:07 PM, TrashMaster G said:

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

We were in the lower deck about 8 rows up from the field right on the goal line.  We couldn't see shit for most of the game until that play happened right in front of us.

Im just putting the clickable link in instead of the video.

For those of you that recover stuck vehicles with a chain, you should watch this.  Takes a guys jaw off when the chain breaks.  GET A TOW STRAP.

 

55 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Im just putting the clickable link in instead of the video.

For those of you that recover stuck vehicles with a chain, you should watch this.  Takes a guys jaw off when the chain breaks.  GET A TOW STRAP.

 

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You always hook to the passenger side. Also, stay out of bogs.

I'll never forget the time I went to Turkey, TX for Bob Wills Days and camped in the City Park. About 10 AM Saturday 3 semi tankers showed up and dumped into the middle of the park creating a mud run. It was glorious. Everyone taking their 4x4's through the place until it turned into much with some deep tracks. So while these huge lifted Blazers, Broncos, RamChargers and pickups plowed through a guy shows up in a brand new blue Toyota 4x4 pickup with factory street tires. He revs up, pops the clutch and makes it almost 1/2 way through before he bottoms out. Everyone responds to get him out of the fucking way. At one point 5 Blazers were hooked together to push him out and couldn't budge him. 

Up comes the 4x4 F250. He hooks a strap to the tarp hook on the side of the bed and nails it in reverse. Sucked that japcrap right out and cleared the track (while twisting the shit out of the bed). The driver gets out (he never got out in the mud), walks around looking at all the damage and said "Damn, she's gonna be pissed!"

Yep, was his girlfriend's graduation present and she let him "drive it around the block."

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^^^looks like when a steel mill drops a charge on wet steel. It’s loud and cool as shit. But obviously dangerous.

3 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Man.  Dudes are so stupid.

But....we're also awesome.

3 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

 

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.  Dudes are so stupid.

But....we're also awesome.

that takes, "hey man, hold my beer", to a WHOLE other level.

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