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19 hours ago, crash_davis said:

or....don't light a bull's horns on fire. That would seem the more logical lesson learned.

Well, of course. But every now and then, situations in life call for one to light a bull's horns on fire. When that happens (and trust me, it WILL happen), take a few precautions like tightening up the old belt! lol!!

Look on the bright side, that now paralyzed man will never have to pay in a bar when he orders a "Flaming Bullhorn" 

40 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

take a few precautions like tightening up the old belt!

Or... remove anything that could become entangled. This is clearly a job to be done au natural.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Nuke it from orbit!

 

Guys, don’t think Kevin survived. 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Guys, don’t think Kevin survived. 

Yeah, there’s definitely a body inside of that snek. 

On 10/20/2023 at 8:40 AM, nnm said:

 

 

On 10/23/2023 at 4:06 PM, nnm said:

Never get out of the boat!

I was half expecting there to be a velociraptor for some reason.  Can't explain why.

On 10/23/2023 at 6:19 PM, LTbear said:

Can't tell if the noise at the end is the guy intentionally trying to scare it away or if that's just the noise of a man violently shitting himself. 

Yes.

Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered?  I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.

 

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered?  I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.

 

No kidding, mine are only 10lbs so I can still manage, but I couldn't handle 80 lbs.

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered?  I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.

 

I'm sure the recovery period would be painful as hell, but surely it's worth it than living like that.  

Doesn't Ben Carson do this kinda surgery?  I think he's open these days.

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

That happened to me one time, but instead of a bear it was a raccoon.

17 minutes ago, miguelito said:

That happened to me one time, but instead of a bear it was a raccoon.

You are lucky to have made it out alive. 

8 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered?  I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.

 

I’d imagine the growth has inhibited the testicles already… so why not?

Hell, you can take testosterone and get some prosthetic ones for ‘looks’.

But I would also guess that removing them might also be ‘elective’ ($$$$$$) and now with 80 lbs of tissue it might be a super risky / life threatening surgery.

🤷🏼‍♂️

And then there’s…
 

Chinese robot says Fuck You Asimov and your robot laws.
22 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’d imagine the growth has inhibited the testicles already… so why not?

Hell, you can take testosterone and get some prosthetic ones for ‘looks’.

But I would also guess that removing them might also be ‘elective’ ($$$$$$) and now with 80 lbs of tissue it might be a super risky / life threatening surgery.

🤷🏼‍♂️

I dunno, they successfully removed that 95 mole from GInny Sac's ass.  This can't be that dissimilar of a procedure.  

But in all seriousness, there are multiple instances every year of 50+ pound cysts and growths removed from human bodies.  We probably don't hear about the ones that die on the table.  But it's gotta be worth it for this guy at some point as a prisoner of his own home and body, to take that risk.  

I guess somebody would pay for it?

Cause I don’t know that he has a HSA Gold PPO type setup

On 10/21/2023 at 8:15 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

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12 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I’d imagine the growth has inhibited the testicles already… so why not?

Hell, you can take testosterone and get some prosthetic ones for ‘looks’.

But I would also guess that removing them might also be ‘elective’ ($$$$$$) and now with 80 lbs of tissue it might be a super risky / life threatening surgery.

🤷🏼‍♂️

All you need is the world's largest rubber band.

Holy shit. It's an ROUS!
 

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Holy shit. It's an ROUS!
 

Well shit it was armed, obviously self defense.

Reporter: “how did you instigate a destined to fail land war in Eurasia?”

Putin: “well, first you start with a rous.”

17 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Holy shit. It's an ROUS!

 

Nutria in Louisiana, more likely.

On 10/23/2023 at 9:53 PM, B00M said:

Dude, remove them. This isn’t even a question 


They were removed.
 


 

Holy shit indeed. They fucked up a nerve in his back removing that human he scrote-birthed … he’s now paralyzed and trying to relearn to walk.

16 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Well shit it was armed, obviously self defense.

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Holy shit indeed. They fucked up a nerve in his back removing that human he scrote-birthed … he’s now paralyzed and trying to relearn to walk.
He recovered enough to become a DoorDash driver. Did some reaction videos under the name Dan S. Delivery and played in some poker tournaments. Someone posted on one of his Facebook pages "RIP" in April but I can't confirm that. His last post on his most active page was in April.
19 hours ago, Modessit said:
On 10/27/2023 at 8:33 PM, B00M said:
Holy shit indeed. They fucked up a nerve in his back removing that human he scrote-birthed … he’s now paralyzed and trying to relearn to walk.

He recovered enough to become a DoorDash driver. Did some reaction videos under the name Dan S. Delivery and played in some poker tournaments. Someone posted on one of his Facebook pages "RIP" in April but I can't confirm that. His last post on his most active page was in April.

A life truly lived

I like the lack of a gag reflex, but the indiscriminate use of teeth has me hesitant to hire her on. 
 

YMMV. 

On 10/28/2023 at 4:39 AM, Modessit said:
On 10/27/2023 at 9:33 PM, B00M said:
Holy shit indeed. They fucked up a nerve in his back removing that human he scrote-birthed … he’s now paralyzed and trying to relearn to walk.

He recovered enough to become a DoorDash driver. Did some reaction videos under the name Dan S. Delivery and played in some poker tournaments. Someone posted on one of his Facebook pages "RIP" in April but I can't confirm that. His last post on his most active page was in April.

He died. Stern had him on the show and that's how he got lined-up with a surgeon to finally get it removed. Howard did an obit for him when he passed away months later.



He died. Stern had him on the show and that's how he got lined-up with a surgeon to finally get it removed. Howard did an obit for him when he passed away months later.


He had surgery in 2014-2015. His last FB post was April 9 2023, so 8 years later
3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

He had surgery in 2014-2015. His last FB post was April 9 2023, so 8 years later

 

Get off my lawn.

 

Attempting the Iron Lotus in the middle of a hockey game is pretty impressive.

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