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Oh I'd fuck that.

Oh fuck that. 

7 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Changed up my search terms. Found it.

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That is the gold standard of toe pics. Much like the Mona Lisa, no matter where you maneuver around the room, that toe is always staring right at you. 

11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I know. I'm trying to find it. Hoping But another surlyite might have saved it for self-pleasuring purposes so it'll show up for sure.

All That What GIF by chelsiekenyon

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

All That What GIF by chelsiekenyon

No matter how it got here - it got here. Now let the celebrating begin!

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

No matter how it got here - it got here. Now let the fapping begin!

Fify

On 12/18/2023 at 1:44 AM, Blotto said:

That is the gold standard of toe pics. Much like the Mona Lisa, no matter where you maneuver around the room, that toe is always staring right at you. 

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The lol thread had a video recently, I think, about a gal in Georgia getting arrested for using a vibrator on the beach, an act that was witnessed by a family with kids.  Like a dumbass, when the cops showed up she admitted what she'd been doing.

The video went viral, of course.  Some months later, she blew her head off.  Fucked up story all around.  

 

 

On 12/17/2023 at 7:05 PM, 52-80 said:

Fucking animals, man

 

Why do they call you Lefty?

On 12/25/2023 at 1:03 PM, Augustus said:

The lol thread had a video recently, I think, about a gal in Georgia getting arrested for using a vibrator on the beach, an act that was witnessed by a family with kids.  Like a dumbass, when the cops showed up she admitted what she'd been doing.

The video went viral, of course.  Some months later, she blew her head off.  Fucked up story all around.  

 

 

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21 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

famous Ted Lasso scene left on cutting room floor looks fun.

That’s more WTF than Holy Shit. 

Last time I saw a horned Shaman like that in Austria, we had a small global skirmish afterwards with 50mm dead.  at least they threw a parade first.   Oh, wait...

2 lane roads suck.

Just now, RPM said:

2 lane roads suck.


So do 4-lane divided highways with crossovers instead of over/underpasses. 

9 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

Right behind this yesterday.  Fucking terrible

https://www.fox4news.com/news/georgia-family-johnson-county-crash

damn that’s terrible.  can criminal charges result when you kill someone while committing a moving violation?  even if that teenager wasn’t under the influence of something it says it was a no-passing zone. 

Vehicular Homicide - A crime in which the defendant's unlawful or negligent operation of a motor vehicle results in the death of another person.

7 hours ago, futureman said:

damn that’s terrible.  can criminal charges result when you kill someone while committing a moving violation?  even if that teenager wasn’t under the influence of something it says it was a no-passing zone. 

yep if he makes it out of the hospital he's got a ton of legal stuff to work through.   

14 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Hope that kid goes to jail for a long ass time. 

that’s my concern.  how many people who were sober get locked up for any appreciable amount of time?  if the kid wasn’t drunk or high he might not have to deal with much.  a good vigilante needs to restore some semblance of balance and put one behind his ear. 

13 hours ago, brakeman said:

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I was at Disney for the first FH launch.  I woke up early af, rented car and went over to watch.

Ate Jimmy John’s in the back of a Hyundai SUV, got sunburned, and sat around for a while, but my two kids saw it and it was cool.

Even cooler - 2 boosters returning supersonic and landing in unison and then out of nowhere a large Blackhawk helicopter buzzed us at about 100 feet.  

It was a weird sensory overload.  like we were in that movie Contact and seeing the future.  

If you’ve got kids take them to see a launch.  It doesn’t cost much.

36 minutes ago, CoTex said:

I was at Disney for the first FH launch.  I woke up early af, rented car and went over to watch.

Ate Jimmy John’s in the back of a Hyundai SUV, got sunburned, and sat around for a while, but my two kids saw it and it was cool.

Even cooler - 2 boosters returning supersonic and landing in unison and then out of nowhere a large Blackhawk helicopter buzzed us at about 100 feet.  

It was a weird sensory overload.  like we were in that movie Contact and seeing the future.  

If you’ve got kids take them to see a launch.  It doesn’t cost much.

Back in about 1981, the space shuttle was supposed to land at White Sands in NM.  It's always been a backup landing spot, and was picked as a primary that mission to prove its ability to be a landing spot.  

Mom and dad packed up the station wagon along with me and a buddy from school.  We drove down, intending to spend one night camping and see the landing.  A huge 2-day storm came through, with high winds and freezing temperatures.  We froze in our car for two nights and drove back to northern NM.  The landing in NM was scrubbed.  There were thousands of cars like ours stuck on the side of the road in the sandstorm.  A big nothing burger was had by all.  

That's the last time I tried to see a space program related event.  

csb

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