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53 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Reminds me of a story one of my old tech teachers told us:

He was working for a major manufacturing company and they had a site-wide employee meeting to go over new site policies and address employee concerns. One old guy got up and asked when they were going to fix the toilet in the downstairs bathroom. Management was confused because they hadn't heard anyone else mention a problem with said toilet and asked what the problem was. "The water level is too high. When you sit down, your balls are in the water." There were quite a lot of laughs, and lots of people had to stop by to check the water level because nobody else had that problem.

And the name of that major manufacturing company?  You guessed it.  Balls "Deep" Bearings.   

(and yes, the CFO was Frank Stallone)

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57 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Reminds me of a story one of my old tech teachers told us:

He was working for a major manufacturing company and they had a site-wide employee meeting to go over new site policies and address employee concerns. One old guy got up and asked when they were going to fix the toilet in the downstairs bathroom. Management was confused because they hadn't heard anyone else mention a problem with said toilet and asked what the problem was. "The water level is too high. When you sit down, your balls are in the water." There were quite a lot of laughs, and lots of people had to stop by to check the water level because nobody else had that problem.

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

At what age does your scrotum lose its elasticity and just let your balls dangle?

Depends.

I joined the club about 20 years ago.

 

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12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Old man hazard.

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The advantage to long-ass balls is that when you're tapping it from behind they swing up and hit the clitoris.

 

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12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The advantage to long-ass balls is that when you're tapping it from behind they swing up and hit the clitoris.

 

Should should allow the young pups to discover those secrets themselves.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

The advantage to long-ass balls is that when you're tapping it from behind they swing up and hit the clitoris.

 

Or the belly button, if they are hanging REALLY low.

36 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

That was fucked up.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The advantage to long-ass balls is that when you're tapping it from behind they swing up and hit the clitoris.

 

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On 1/23/2024 at 10:45 AM, Brisketexan said:


Watching stuff like that literally makes my balls hurt. What’s up with that?

I was grabbing my nuts the whole time I was watching that.

22 hours ago, Modessit said:

Reminds me of a story one of my old tech teachers told us:

He was working for a major manufacturing company and they had a site-wide employee meeting to go over new site policies and address employee concerns. One old guy got up and asked when they were going to fix the toilet in the downstairs bathroom. Management was confused because they hadn't heard anyone else mention a problem with said toilet and asked what the problem was. "The water level is too high. When you sit down, your balls are in the water." There were quite a lot of laughs, and lots of people had to stop by to check the water level because nobody else had that problem.

My chariots swing low on occasion and you get that little startle when they first touch the water.  At 56 they don't stay high and tight like they used to.

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The advantage to long-ass balls is that when you're tapping it from behind they swing up and hit the clitoris.

 

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Only thing I've found on Twitter is a rumor that the guy who got up onstage tried to run once outside, got tased, and the reason people had to leave was a bomb threat.  Not sure how any of that fits together, but I'm curious to see what really happened.

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3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

I hope they find that asshole, lock him up and throw away the key.

Just a matter of time .... well done though
I, for one, am absolutely *NOT* ready to greet our new robot overlords.
3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

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Wow.

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

I was hoping for a rock or stick or something in the road. Just another example of why people hate motorcyclist.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I hope they find that asshole, lock him up and throw away the key.

From the linked story:

Rendon Dietzmann, 32, from Texas

1 hour ago, nnm said:

From the linked story:

Rendon Dietzmann, 32, from Texas

No wonder Coloradans hate Texans.

11 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

I know we have a thread on the death penalty where I just said I think I we should get rid of it…but I take it all back. Hook this fucker up to the N2

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Honey, grab the shop vac. 

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Knock, knock.

 

Who is it?

 

THE OCEAN.

14 hours ago, Hate said:

I was hoping for a rock or stick or something in the road. Just another example of why people hate motorcyclist.

I'm an avid motorcycle rider and I hate this motherfucker. 

Also, the cart-throwing cunt needs to get his head caved in. 

10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

This is why if I'm pulled over, I don't stop on the highway.  I take an exit for the safety of all involved.  There's clearly an exit yards ahead in this case.  I also don't stop on the highway for flats.  I'd rather ruin a rim and get off the highway than try and change a flat with all that traffic at my back.

21 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

I hate crotch rocket lane splitters. Don't ride like a dickhead in traffic. Having said that I may have taken a 1979 Suzuki GS750 on an empty road north of Broomfield up to 155. Speed wobble was the snap to reality. There was no video.

17 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

"Keep the door closed! Keep the door closed!"

Yeah, I think the ocean is going to open that door if it wants to open that door.

9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Damn. He missed the first collision, but was smashed by the second one. Hope he's okay.

11 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

This dude better have gotten a great BJ that night.

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

This dude better have gotten a great BJ that night.

He made the right move, but understandably a tad bit late because of the split second event. 
However, pedestrians should keep their eyes on traffic when walking by any road or street.

BUT - walk on the damned sidewalk, NOT in the street!

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7 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is why if I'm pulled over, I don't stop on the highway.  I take an exit for the safety of all involved.  There's clearly an exit yards ahead in this case.  I also don't stop on the highway for flats.  I'd rather ruin a rim and get off the highway than try and change a flat with all that traffic at my back.

yup.  will never, ever sit on the side of a highway.  anyone that does is braindead. 

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