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7 hours ago, nnm said:

Wrong neighborhood, mfer!

 

 

looks like a saturday afternoon at Chuckie Cheese's

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16 minutes ago, Superhero said:

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Meth face and navel ring. WNB would bang with impunity.

 

 

Iggy Pop's twin sister is oddly attractive.  

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Gross in every respect, but would sex for white-walker cred. 

Thank you. Learned something new today, as I’ve never heard about 6-Gill (deep water) sharks before.

Hook’em!!!

Same... looked like a lot of other sharks & I had not heard of a "Six Gill".

Have been found @ [2 different depths listed...science fight!!] ft.


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It's a good thing I don't go on deep sea submersibles.

On 2/3/2024 at 2:15 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Not a pic, but DAMMMMMMMNNNNN Pretty cool.

 

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14 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

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When my parents were having kids in the ‘60s, my mom was encouraged to smoke (she didn’t). The reasoning being that smoking while pregnant made childbirth easier. Because of the smaller baby. Yes, true story. 

I tell my daughters a similar story and they think I'm reading some novella from the 1600's.  My mother literally put out a cigarette before going into 20 hour labor with me.  My head was so big, it got wrapped up in the umbilical cord so they had to do an emergency C-section and offered her a last cigarette in case she didn't survive.  Medical doctors in the mid 1970's at a pretty decent hospital just outside Chicago who went to Northwestern medical school said this to her like she was on trial at Nuremberg with a blindfold.  Meanwhile, where was my dad?  You guessed it, outside in the waiting room throwing back a second pack of Lucky Strikes and styrofoam cup of black coffee and whiskey from the goddamn vending machine.  This was like a real city in the not-too-distant past.  

My oldest was in at Dell Children's this holiday season with a leg infection and they wouldn't let me and my youngest in because there was RSV going around the hospital and they didn't want to take extra risks.  

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Nixon and Kissinger seemed like OK dudes.

 

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4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Nixon and Kissinger seemed like OK dudes.

 

That's locker room talk...

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Nixon and Kissinger seemed like OK dudes.

 


Not a fan of UPS.

Brown didn’t do anything for Nixon.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

Sorry for Truckying, not sorry.  

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

Holy shit, I didn’t know people still go to Outback.  

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Wow! So that red spew was people?

I think it’s a dramatization. There weren’t any cameras around when they imploded. 

Also incredibly cool. 

 

7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Wow! So that red spew was people?

 

5 hours ago, nnm said:

I think it’s a dramatization. There weren’t any cameras around when they imploded. 

Anybody available to check TikTok comments to verify? 

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Wow! So that red spew was people?

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On 2/5/2024 at 7:25 AM, nnm said:

When my parents were having kids in the ‘60s, my mom was encouraged to smoke (she didn’t). The reasoning being that smoking while pregnant made childbirth easier. Because of the smaller baby. Yes, true story. 

My mom’s doctor, who also was our family doctor until I graduated undergrad, told my mother in the late 1950’s and early 60’s while pregnant with me and my brother to not smoke because smoking was not good for the baby (or, in general, for her).  So she didn’t smoke during her pregnancies.  She quit altogether in the early 70’s.  Some doctors were better than others.  

1 hour ago, HouTex said:

Some doctors were better than others.  


Some doctors still are. 

13 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

I like imagine the driver yelling "SPEEDWAY!!!!!! in a Leroy Jenkins manner

18 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

"Damn, I think that guy might've killed himself! I wonder how badly he's hurt!......meh, off to the post office, I've got some letters to mail." 

On 2/5/2024 at 4:18 PM, Pdawg88 said:

He didn’t even get his food

The ice cream machine wasn't working.

17 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

"Damn, I think that guy might've killed himself! I wonder how badly he's hurt!......meh, off to the post office, I've got some letters to mail." 

I was waiting for the boom at the end.  If I'm that guy, I'm parking my truck a mile away before I try to do anything.

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

C’mon. I know Lubbock when I see it. They filmed on a calm day for WTX. 

10 hours ago, nnm said:

C’mon. I know Lubbock when I see it. They filmed on a calm day for WTX. 

Put 18 holes out there and it's Bolder City, NV.

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Ah. Good old San Juan County. Farmington. Four corners. Navajo Reservation. It’s a very strange cultural and economic environment. Incredible problems with DWI and related alcohol issues. Not at all surprised that something like this would happen there. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Ah. Good old San Juan County. Farmington. Four corners. Navajo Reservation. It’s a very strange cultural and economic environment. Incredible problems with DWI and related alcohol issues. Not at all surprised that something like this would happen there. 

I’ve always wanted to visit Bisti Badlands. 

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