Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 23.8k
  • Views 2.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

Damn that orca fucked that sharks day up.

 

Edited by thunderlounge

I don’t know where to put this shit but I have to put it somewhere because I need to others to suffer from it, too.  cheers. 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

I don’t know where to put this shit but I have to put it somewhere because I need to others to suffer from it, too.  cheers. 

spacer.png

8 hours ago, futureman said:

I don’t know where to put this shit but I have to put it somewhere because I need to others to suffer from it, too.  cheers. 

Vic Mackey's friends' food thread is thataway.

Look, I'm not a Tex-Mex gourmet chef.  But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.  

Part of me would try to run out to warn him.  But most of me would film it, laugh, and be thankful for one less dumbass who can't vote because he'll be in a coma until Christmas.

he could have just been testing himself to see if he could outrun a falling tree in it's landing zone.  Once you hit 40, it's uphill and gotta test yourself daily in different ways

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Serpentine!

ISWYDT

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Greg Abbott Sport GIF by UFC

Never too soon.

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

To get new tires for your chair?

To wish Greg's tree had done more for humanity.

  • Popular Post
6 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Meanwhile, in Florida... just another 150-bugs-in-your-face story...

 

Laptop Goodbye GIF

7 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Meanwhile, in Florida... just another 150-bugs-in-your-face story...

 

spacer.png

Not a picture. But damn.....

A new video from a shipbuilder captures catapult testing on the US Navy's next supercarrier and shows heavy car-like vehicles being launched into the James River in Virginia.

The testing is designed to evaluate the onboard catapults and ensure that the aircraft carrier is ready launch actual fixed wing aircraft, from fighter jets like the F/A-18 Super Hornets to early warning planes like the E-2 Hawkeye.

 

3 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

Meanwhile, in Florida... just another 150-bugs-in-your-face story...

 

I just ran my pinky finger in my nose to the knuckle. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

I just ran my pinky finger in my nose to the knuckle. 

And pushed the eggs farther in. 

4 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

Meanwhile, in Florida... just another 150-bugs-in-your-face story...

 

Vomit Barf GIFSelena Gomez Cooking GIF by Maxpope francis GIF

WTF.   How could they get to that stage without noticing?

29 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

WTF.   How could they get to that stage without noticing?

He was distracted by his apparently abundant fishing trips where he only rinsed his hands in the river?

5 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

Meanwhile, in Florida... just another 150-bugs-in-your-face story...

 

This is not a "holy shit". This is a "Hellllll FUCKING NO!!!!!" 

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

This is not a "holy shit". This is a "Hellllll FUCKING NO!!!!!" 

Of all the things to fear in this world, bugs growing in your sinuses was not one of mine….. but here we are.

Add it to the list after ALS, dementia, penile cancer, mass shootings at your kids schools, being falsely convicted of a crime you didn’t commit, etc, etc….

 

39 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

WTF.   How could they get to that stage without noticing?

Nobody nose

56 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nobody nose

You’re no Nostrildomus then.

These kind of responses bug the hell out of me and fly in the face of good etiquette.

9 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Vomit Barf GIFSelena Gomez Cooking GIF by Maxpope francis GIF

 

Harbaugh pick.gif

35 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

 

Harbaugh pick.gif

image.png.7a5ec7c06a29ba63409fa7dbd4b0f867.png

18 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Not a picture. But damn.....

A new video from a shipbuilder captures catapult testing on the US Navy's next supercarrier and shows heavy car-like vehicles being launched into the James River in Virginia.

The testing is designed to evaluate the onboard catapults and ensure that the aircraft carrier is ready launch actual fixed wing aircraft, from fighter jets like the F/A-18 Super Hornets to early warning planes like the E-2 Hawkeye.

 

 

 

On 2/25/2024 at 1:06 PM, thunderlounge said:

Um, yeah... I don't think he passed the test.

He falled. 

 
 
Back in high school, a friend and I filmed all of the rollercoasters at Six Flags and Astro World with a big ass video camera.  Now they won't let you ride with so much as a phone or a hat.

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

 

 

Oh shit, my youth!

Let's ride the Batman ride next!

17 hours ago, blacklab said:

I lived in the brown high rise in the picture below for a year. Have some pictures laying around somewhere that I took from there of the orange thing getting launched. 

image.thumb.png.de7cfc0a9a084a5f0e9f0a3caf8f7619.png

Only one nation in history has the technological know how to make it work, the economy to afford it and the militarism to actually do it.  While China's shitbox carriers can't even launch a knock-off MIG with a 50's era steam catapult, America uses electro goddamn magnets.

14 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

That’s nothing to joke Abbott.

What is the problem here....?

He had a chainsaw to cut his way out from under the tree.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Only one nation in history has the technological know how to make it work, the economy to afford it and the militarism to actually do it.  While China's shitbox carriers can't even launch a knock-off MIG with a 50's era steam catapult, America uses electro goddamn magnets.

magic-how-do-they-work.gif

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.