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2 hours ago, brakeman said:

Fucking those rickshaws up.

I bet Kevin could take him.

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Don’t piss off an elephant is a pretty good rule to live by.

39 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Don’t piss off an elephant is a pretty good rule to live by.

Don’t ride mopeds is another. 

20 hours ago, brakeman said:

Fucking those rickshaws up.

That's the worst job of Elephant parking I've ever seen.

22 hours ago, brakeman said:

Fucking those rickshaws up.

This is what happens when you can't afford a bulldozer outfitted with steel armour.  Kill-a-phante.

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

what in the ever loving fuck is that????

 

I'm not saying it was an alien . . .

BTW, if that movie clip creeped you out - don't google tongue eating louse.  Isopods that eat the tongue of its host are pretty freaky. 

On 3/26/2024 at 8:58 AM, brakeman said:

Fucking those rickshaws up.

I'd spend my entire retirement fund to be on the back of that elephant 

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd spend my entire retirement fund to be on the back of that elephant 

yep. User name fits 

6 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

what in the ever loving fuck is that????

 

Sea lice or mantis shrimp, they actually sell them frozen at some bait shops.  

5 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Don't know the entire backstory, but if there's a one can limit on what they'll take, it's actually pretty cool they let her dump it.  Our trash guy would have pretended not to hear you and blasted on past.

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Don't know the entire backstory, but if there's a one can limit on what they'll take, it's actually pretty cool they let her dump it.  Our trash guy would have pretended not to hear you and blasted on past.

I think those bozos told her it was too heavy*

 

 

*beaucoup?

*this close* to being REALY holy shit

 

 

4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

*this close* to being REALY holy shit

 

at least they wouldn't feel anything...

23 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

This is the boat you need on opening morning at Bayou Meta WMA. 

Nope. Nope. Nope. 

44 minutes ago, nnm said:

Nope. Nope. Nope. 

The YouTube video that describes this whole ordeal is such a nightmare to watch. A collection of truly depressing and worrying "holy shit" moments. Awful. 

On 3/27/2024 at 8:59 AM, Incredulity said:

 

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17 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

The YouTube video that describes this whole ordeal is such a nightmare to watch. A collection of truly depressing and worrying "holy shit" moments. Awful. 

maybe the worst thing I’ve ever watched. 

49 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

The YouTube video that describes this whole ordeal is such a nightmare to watch. A collection of truly depressing and worrying "holy shit" moments. Awful. 

Yeah don’t watch that.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Nope. Nope. Nope. 

He remains there to this day.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

maybe the worst thing I’ve ever watched. 

Clearly haven't watched a midnight yell.

13 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

It was AI.  The driver was ejected because he couldn't stay in a f'n lane!

10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It was AI.  The driver was ejected because he couldn't stay in a f'n lane!

Stern but fair.

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

Who does more drugs: the lady in the video or the dipshit that wrote that post on X?

On 1/2/2024 at 2:35 PM, CHIEF said:

A buddy, the Johnson County Farm Bureau agency manager, was behind them a ways, and saw the whole thing. The crash threw everyone in the minivan through the front windshield. 

The family of the kid driving the truck has had the worst five or so years of any family I have known. The dad was always in trouble with the law, and hung himself in the Somervell county jail. The older son, one of CHIEF Jr.'s associates, was so struck with grief that he committed suicide as well. Now the younger son has gone and done this. He is still in critical condition and not out of the weeds yet.

CHIEF

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/teen-faces-multiple-charges-johnson-county-crashed-killed-6-members-family/287-f5fa7ef9-8c9c-4d1d-b78b-6b312fe0fb3e

 

“not out of the weeds yet” is an unfortunate use of the phrase given the update above.

On 3/29/2024 at 8:30 AM, MontereyMX said:

Discussed this last night. CHIEF Jr. has been keeping up with it. Apparently a dab pen was found in the boy's truck, there isn't evidence that they were high, but blood results showed THC in their system, which means they had smoked within the last 30 days. Both boys are semi-vegetables, have no recollection of the accident, and will probably end up being deemed "not competent to stand trial". It would be a death sentence to throw them in the GP of the prison system. It makes sense to charge them for the satisfaction of the victim's families. I'm not sure where they will end up.

CHIEF

On 3/28/2024 at 10:21 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Who does more drugs: the lady in the video or the dipshit that wrote that post on X?

Maybe it's the dipshit who thinks it's clever to repost shit from a neo-nazi twitter account. Every post I saw on its timeline was anti-black and/or anti-semitic.

 

Maybe it's the dipshit who thinks it's clever to repost shit from a neo-nazi twitter account. Every post I saw on its timeline was anti-black and/or anti-semitic.
 

The accounts people follow tells you a LOT about that person.

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