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1 hour ago, Longhorn Fever said:

NSIAP but what in the wide world of sports is going on here and why is he in a Texas jersey while pulling this feat of aggie enjuneerin’?https://www.facebook.com/share/r/Pucj591Um8RHLBD3/?mibextid=UFLBuX

Okay, I had to figure out what the hell was going on here. It looks like there's a subculture in India that likes to trick out bikes with shit and, apparently, attaching lots of fucking horns is part of that.

 

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Okay, I had to figure out what the hell was going on here. It looks like there's a subculture in India that likes to trick out bikes with shit and, apparently, attaching lots of fucking horns is part of that.

 

LOL, my first thought was fans for a “turbo” boost.  What’s up with the Longhorn jersey, though? Wonder if he is a foreign student home on break, just a fan of Texas Football, or was this a replica jersey from our 2009/10 national championship game that was distributed internationally.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Okay, I had to figure out what the hell was going on here. It looks like there's a subculture in India that likes to trick out bikes with shit and, apparently, attaching lots of fucking horns is part of that.

 

 

Call lucchese?

yeah they’re perfectly good rattlesnakes, I just got too many of em!

also, lower the building back down on top of them and shit/piss own self. Or vice versa. 

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On 3/30/2024 at 5:20 PM, Brisketexan said:


The accounts people follow tells you a LOT about that person.

I just follow Surly!
 

….hangs head in shame.

If you can't tell that's fake just from the thumbnail go see your optometrist.

3 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

The camera was on one of those cables like in a stadium. I wonder what it was attached to. 

Dude, they let drones fly around airports all the time!

Yes, the video is a creation. It’s obvious. I took it as putting you in the position to think through that scenario in your head. That would be some fucked up shit. 
 

Post a vid that if it were real you could imagine saying holy shit about.

Holy crap. Can you believe this baby can dance this well?!?

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2 hours ago, Elvis said:

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Wasn't nothin' left but teeth, hair, and eyeballs.

51 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

In the US, what can be called “Vodka” has a specific set of limitations as defined by the Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB):

(a)Class 1; neutral spirits or alcohol. “Neutral spirits” or “alcohol” are distilled spirits produced from any material at or above 190° proof, and, if bottled, bottled at not less than 80° proof.

(1) “Vodka” is neutral spirits so distilled, or so treated after distillation with charcoal or other materials, as to be without distinctive character, aroma, taste, or color.

 

So yeah, as long as those gallon jugs meet the specification, they're vodka.

 

If you have time, listen to this podcast. If you don't have time to listen to the entire thing, start around the 6:50 mark.

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2018/02/23/588346329/episode-826-the-vodka-proof

In short, a lot of vodka brands basically buy bilk alcohol from a company called Ultra Pure and add water.

 

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I DON'T WANT A LARGE FARVA!  I want a goddamn four-liter'a vodka!  

This is how they'll find out that the cybertruck can get allergies.

10 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

no. just no.

 

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Saw one f these on the freeway the other day.  I can’t decide if I hate it or think maybe it’s uniquely cool.

On 3/31/2024 at 2:50 PM, nnm said:

 

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

This is how they'll find out that the cybertruck can get allergies.

Indestructible.  Implantable to everything, but pollen.  There’s a Naked Gun joke in here somewhere.  

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Indestructible.  Implantable to everything, but pollen.  There’s a Naked Gun joke in here somewhere.  
*War of the Worlds
On 4/6/2024 at 8:22 PM, futureman said:

that’s not really some amazing deal.  skol is cheaper. 

I was in Canada goose hunting maybe 10 years ago.  IIRC, a bottle of Yellowtail was around $40, and a case of beer was around $50.  All the liquor stores were owned by the state/country, and most of the taxes were for healthcare from what I was told.  Never looked in to it, so I could be wrong.  Also, our guide asked us to all bring 5 cans of Copenhagen snuff since it was $20 a can there. 

On 3/31/2024 at 2:50 PM, nnm said:

 

Holy shit!!  They have Quick Trips in Oregon?!!

That's what he gets for touching the gas pump in Oregon.

Final Delta IV Heavy launch live now. Big fireball on liftoff. 

 

 

Something wrong with that. 

Maybe because the camera looks fixed on the horizon in some way, and makes the exterior motion look worse?

 

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Yes, the video is a creation. It’s obvious. I took it as putting you in the position to think through that scenario in your head. That would be some fucked up shit. 
 

Nice recovery, dude.

looks like me trying to land on the aircraft carrier in the NES Top Gun game

You like fries?  How you like THESE fries?!?

 

 

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