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35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

People are the WORST.

 

Holy shit.

 

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On 4/28/2024 at 2:26 PM, brakeman said:

 

 

 

23 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

In Norman that's called "landscaping."

 

 

 

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48 minutes ago, smuggs said:

 

 

 

 

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Stoops was there. 

12 hours ago, Incredulity said:

People are the WORST.

 

Holy shit.

Assault someone driving the vehicle you're standing in....  Galactic Brain Shit.

On 4/22/2024 at 6:29 PM, cactusflinthead said:

 

Why hasn’t Red Bull sponsored this?

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Why hasn’t Red Bull sponsored this?

Getting a sponsor involved would ruin it just like anything fun. Cornhole, pickle ball and kids sports all use to be fun. 

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

That could have been 10x worse

15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

Dude probably thought the flux capacitor would kick in before the crash.

15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

 

6 minutes ago, huge said:

That could have been 10x worse

Just some good ol' boys, never meaning no harm.

37 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Just some good ol' boys, never meaning no harm.

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Although, that looked more like a Roscoe P. Coltrane landing.  The Duke boys probably went through before the clip, triggering the motion sensor, and then poor Roscoe's got his on tape.

Oklahoma where the dongs come sailing down the plain.

9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

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Did not know that the stoops house got hit. 

Warning. Large thing coming out of a person's body through her mouth. On the positive side, I bet she was skinny as fuck.

Spoiler

 

 

20 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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I found something that's even more fucked up. After seeing this and reading about it, I'm done internetting for the day

https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/doctors-shocked-to-find-a-32-cm-live-eel-inside-vietnamese-mans-rectum-perform-emergency-surgery-101711182908898.html

In a series of unfortunate events, a Vietnamese man, 34, received an unusual and shocking diagnosis after experiencing severe abdominal cramps. His symptoms prompted medical professionals at the Hai Ha district medical centre to perform an ultrasound and an X-ray. The scans showed that there was a live eel trapped in his belly, which resulted in peritonitis, as per reports.

According to Nguoi Dua Tin, doctors believe that the 30 cm eel entered the man's body through his anus and slid through his colon. The patient was conscious and had less pain in his abdomen after the surgery. Physicians stated that they would keep an eye out for any issues and continue to coordinate feeding, fluids, and antibiotics. 

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It's an eel.

 

 

 

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Just now, tfoolry said:

Block or charge?

Charge.

He isn't in the restricted area of the key

33 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

"Video shows moment dam collapsed at newly renamed Dunlap River"

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More Nature is cool than holy shit but here goes... 

 

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Water dunlapped over the damn dam. 

Good compilation.

 

I found something that's even more fucked up. After seeing this and reading about it, I'm done internetting for the day
https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/doctors-shocked-to-find-a-32-cm-live-eel-inside-vietnamese-mans-rectum-perform-emergency-surgery-101711182908898.html
In a series of unfortunate events, a Vietnamese man, 34, received an unusual and shocking diagnosis after experiencing severe abdominal cramps. His symptoms prompted medical professionals at the Hai Ha district medical centre to perform an ultrasound and an X-ray. The scans showed that there was a live eel trapped in his belly, which resulted in peritonitis, as per reports.
According to Nguoi Dua Tin, doctors believe that the 30 cm eel entered the man's body through his anus and slid through his colon. The patient was conscious and had less pain in his abdomen after the surgery. Physicians stated that they would keep an eye out for any issues and continue to coordinate feeding, fluids, and antibiotics. 
Spoiler

It's an eel.

 
 
 


Richard Gere’s pissed?
On 5/1/2024 at 10:05 AM, crash_davis said:

I found something that's even more fucked up. After seeing this and reading about it, I'm done internetting for the day

https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/doctors-shocked-to-find-a-32-cm-live-eel-inside-vietnamese-mans-rectum-perform-emergency-surgery-101711182908898.html

In a series of unfortunate events, a Vietnamese man, 34, received an unusual and shocking diagnosis after experiencing severe abdominal cramps. His symptoms prompted medical professionals at the Hai Ha district medical centre to perform an ultrasound and an X-ray. The scans showed that there was a live eel trapped in his belly, which resulted in peritonitis, as per reports.

According to Nguoi Dua Tin, doctors believe that the 30 cm eel entered the man's body through his anus and slid through his colon. The patient was conscious and had less pain in his abdomen after the surgery. Physicians stated that they would keep an eye out for any issues and continue to coordinate feeding, fluids, and antibiotics. 

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It's an eel.

 

 

 

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Unexpectedly well, or exactly how they planned it? Your holy-shit-o-meter is busted.

On 5/1/2024 at 10:05 AM, crash_davis said:

I found something that's even more fucked up. After seeing this and reading about it, I'm done internetting for the day

https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/doctors-shocked-to-find-a-32-cm-live-eel-inside-vietnamese-mans-rectum-perform-emergency-surgery-101711182908898.html

In a series of unfortunate events, a Vietnamese man, 34, received an unusual and shocking diagnosis after experiencing severe abdominal cramps. His symptoms prompted medical professionals at the Hai Ha district medical centre to perform an ultrasound and an X-ray. The scans showed that there was a live eel trapped in his belly, which resulted in peritonitis, as per reports.

According to Nguoi Dua Tin, doctors believe that the 30 cm eel entered the man's body through his anus and slid through his colon. The patient was conscious and had less pain in his abdomen after the surgery. Physicians stated that they would keep an eye out for any issues and continue to coordinate feeding, fluids, and antibiotics. 

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It's an eel.

 

 

 

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I know how long a roof of your mouth burn from hot pizza lasts, I guess this dude just stays hammered so he doesn't feel it?

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