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On 5/2/2024 at 1:36 PM, Incredulity said:

That's less than a mile from inlaws' house. Dam is almost rebuilt. The people with lakeside properties were pissed because all of sudden they were literally high and dry.

1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

They identify as alligator gar

Go North of Boyd and they will identify as boots.

 
 

That’s a foam board facade, (maybe a polystyrene?) A small kid with a pencil can do the same damage.
10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

That's less than a mile from inlaws' house. Dam is almost rebuilt. The people with lakeside properties were pissed because all of sudden they were literally high and dry.

Most everything you would ever want to know can be found here.

Home - Guadalupe Valley Lakes (gvlakes.com)

10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

That's less than a mile from inlaws' house. Dam is almost rebuilt. The people with lakeside properties were pissed because all of sudden they were literally high and dry.

If you see 2, there's 20 more mating pairs you haven't spotted. West Fork of the Trinity feeds NTWD basin. Lake Worth, Eagle Mountain and Lake Bridgeport. The sumbitches show up at Runaway Bay and we got us a festival!

Now you see it, now you don’t- tornado destroys large building…..

 

It hates those buildings!

20 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

 

 

Very rare million dollar plus car right there, McLaren Senna 

1 hour ago, Smax said:

Very rare million dollar plus car right there, McLaren Senna 

Driven by the most common American driver—the dumbass. 

Would anyone here do this?

 

 

Bigger question is who is going to be standing under me if I do, 'cause it will not be pretty.

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Bigger question is who is going to be standing under me if I do, 'cause it will not be pretty.

I get mad enough when a bird craps on my car.  I can't imagine having it pelted with some dude's deuce.

40 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I get mad enough when a bird craps on my car.  I can't imagine having it pelted with some dude's deuce.

Not to mention the roof of my 100,000,000 dollar yacht. 

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not to mention the roof of my 100,000,000 dollar yacht. 

Would be passing the Brown Poopon, not the Grey Poupon.  

3 hours ago, Smax said:

Would anyone here do this?

In a heartbeat.

12 hours ago, Smax said:

Would anyone here do this?

 

 

Oh hell yeah.

As long as there aren’t any helicopters or low flying airplanes nearby. 

14 hours ago, Superhero said:

Oh hell yeah.

As long as there aren’t any helicopters or low flying airplanes nearby. 

Errant chopper was my first thought when the path was seen...

27 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Errant chopper was my first thought when the path was seen...

Or some jackass with a drone.

36 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Errant chopper was my first thought when the path was seen...


Errant Chopper would make a good band name. 

8 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Errant Chopper would make a good band name. 

So would Jackass With A Drone. 

7 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Errant Chopper would make a good band name. 

Eggs Ackley. The best song on their first album would be "When the Path was Seen".

20 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Errant chopper was my first thought when the path was seen...

If there is a half mile permanent cable running through the city, you can damn well bet they know it is there.  

30 minutes ago, markstanco said:

If there is a half mile permanent cable running through the city, you can damn well bet they know it is there.  

Hence the adjective, "errant". 

18 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

It's been a good while since a post fit the thread title this perfectly

I am legit impressed she got up and walked away from that.  She should buy lottery tickets.

1 hour ago, SurlyGator said:

I am legit impressed she got up and walked away from that.  She should buy lottery tickets.

She's one lucky dumb bitch

56 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

She's one lucky dumb bitch

shes same fucking type of idiot that walks within 3 foot of a bison in Yellowstone, then turns their backs to get a good pic with the bison and suddenly wonders why they have a crushed chest and skull. 

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

shes same fucking type of idiot that walks within 3 foot of a bison in Yellowstone, then turns their backs to get a good pic with the bison and suddenly wonders why they have a crushed chest and skull. 

I'm in Yellowstone right now (for a month). Every damn day I see this stupidity.

13 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

That's a whole new level of Karen right there.

After she got up did you see that walk of conviction to find the beach manager?

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