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#20602
1 minute ago, definitely not derka said:

don’t think this needs any warning labels with a title like that:

 

What is that place, a nail salon? 

#20603
On 6/10/2024 at 5:37 PM, mooseoutfront said:

This is sort of incorrect.  While black bears are more timid and easier to scare away, if they do engage you they will maul you to death.  You can play dead with a brown bear and there is a good chance they stop attacking you.  If being mauled by a black bear you fight for your life because they aren't stopping until they rip you open.  Black bears are actually more dangerous than grizzlies.

Soooo don't fight bears.

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Helena Vlahos performing her Nine Quarters belly dance act, 1979.

 

#20608

Let me just crunch the numbers here real quick.  Okay, looks like we've got a 73% chance of getting the truck through the intersection unscathed.  Wait!  Goddamnit Leroy! 

#20609
The London metropolitan police stop a runaway cow not by wrangling it safety but by running it over in a car. Policing in Britain in 2024, apparently.

 

#20612
10 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:
The London metropolitan police stop a runaway cow not by wrangling it safety but by running it over in a car. Policing in Britain in 2024, apparently.

 

even the guy the cow was chasing got pissed off

#20614
On 6/15/2024 at 7:37 PM, YGIFS said:

Let me just crunch the numbers here real quick.  Okay, looks like we've got a 73% 73.33% (repeating of course) chance of getting the truck through the intersection unscathed.  Wait!  Goddamnit Leroy! 

FIFY

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#20615

Good for mom here.  Calm, cool, collected.  Dad didn't even see bear until he was in the house.

 

He just stopped to say hello.. 😅

 

#20618
2 hours ago, nnm said:

Good for mom here.  Calm, cool, collected.  Dad didn't even see bear until he was in the house.

 

He just stopped to say hello.. 😅

 

I woulda kicked his ass and made him leave.

#20619
11 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I woulda kicked his ass and made him leave.

Ok Kevin, calm down. 

#20622
4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I guess mom didn't want to pet that dawg.  (Anything that reminds me of that video makes me laugh.)

Every time I’m in stitches 

thanks for making me revisit this

#20624
6 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

That’ll teach em to play hippie-ass music. Don’t they know that’s like putting up a neon sign for bears that reads, “Free Buffet”?

 

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#20625
15 hours ago, nnm said:

Good for mom here.  Calm, cool, collected.  Dad didn't even see bear until he was in the house.

 

He just stopped to say hello.. 😅

 

Certainly seems to answer the "man or bear" question 

#20639
9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Relocating a rhino to a safer place https://t.co/PvWY1D7nZa

 

 

taking care of your drunk dormmate be like...

#20641
14 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Relocating a rhino to a safer place https://t.co/PvWY1D7nZa

 

 

Worst or best Cirque du Soleil ever?

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