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10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

how is this guy alive?

 

Likely wasn't for long.  Adrenaline is a hell of a drug...

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Lady sees the whole thing and just casually strolled by like “ain’t my business.”  She probably got home and didn’t tell her family about it for 3 days. 

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2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

badass. thanks for posting.

well, it’s acting.  but acting can be badass sometimes. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

FAFO

 

I guess you can fix stupid.

welp, let's burn down another city in protest

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

welp, let's burn down another city in protest

Yeah, I really wouldn't consider this the same scenario.  One dude slowly got murdered over 9 excruciating minutes and was unarmed.  This dipshit reached for a pistol after a dozen warnings from an officer, who demonstrated some professionalism, with a gun pointed at his head.  I doubt they'll even be 20 people at his funeral, let alone a national protest.  I think you can safely go get a coffee at Starbuck's this morning without an open-carry.  

There is police brutality, racially motivated shootings swept under the rug, and then there's just morons of all colors riding through residential neighborhoods with firearms sitting in their lap.  If his friend in the car didn't express much anger about it, I doubt a nation of strangers will.  

On 7/2/2024 at 8:22 AM, Parliament said:

Plot twist at the end.

what was the twist

6 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

 

Spoiler that shit!

8 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

 

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Spoiler

 

Shark attack victim at SPI today

Supposedly happening down in SPI today. Multiple shark attacks.

 

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A thus, an age old question was answered.

2 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

Supposedly happening down in SPI today. Multiple shark attacks.

 

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That's what happens when you jump out of a boat that has a battery in it to power the starter and stereo system.  Nautical Thermodynamics meets Marine Biology.  And yes, that's my titleist.  

15 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

Supposedly happening down in SPI today. Multiple shark attacks.

 

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Zoom in on that picture.  That's horrific.  

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14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Danger Close.  Fire for effect.  

That’s a total code brown moment.  Fuselage strain damage, I’m guessing?

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

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Colorado or the Caucasus?

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really insane that the car drove through the one open parking slot which happened to be directly in front of the salon. just crazy.

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warning: this is truly disgusting and heartbreaking. i’m really looking forward to this sicko being caught. he’d better hope the police find him before the streets do.

also- not sure why he says “relieves himself”. he didn’t piss on this woman, he came on her leg. fucking parasite.

 

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No 'Sorry for Partying' or 'What's his Surly handle?' 

Dammit, this thread used to have sarcastic integrity!  

I've seen a few homeless dudes jerking off as I was just peacefully making my way through downtown or South Austin streets.  But at a retail store where families shop?  I mean, sure we have maniacal, machete wielding crazies running around Town Lake...but at least they keep their dick in their pants.  

20 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Flying into rising terrain with no escape route? Hang on, Ronnie!

Spoiler

 

 

9 hours ago, Derka said:

warning: this is truly disgusting and heartbreaking. i’m really looking forward to this sicko being caught. he’d better hope the police find him before the streets do.

also- not sure why he says “relieves himself”. he didn’t piss on this woman, he came on her leg. fucking parasite.

 

“News stories that remind you of Surly posters”

8 hours ago, Parliament said:

“News stories that remind you of Surly posters”

Remind?  More like is a Surly poster.

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