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San Francisco Nudist-Pirate, in the Castro, attempts to 'Blowtorch' a Brazilian tourist?  That's what we're going with in the simulation today?  

Here in Austin, we just have these lame machete-wielding homeless who are fully-clothed.  Dammit, this town used to be edgy! 

 

captain cumshot turned himself in after the video went viral:

 

9 hours ago, Derka said:

captain cumshot turned himself in after the video went viral:

 

The people of X.

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N*dist?  Why might that be necessary?

at least go with n🍆 dist (masculine)

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I believe the correct phrase is "clothing challenged".

49 minutes ago, ScottS said:

I believe the correct phrase is "clothing challenged".

Persons experiencing nudity 

 

 

On 7/12/2024 at 10:49 AM, Hate said:

Team leopard. 

Need more of those in downtown Austin.

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1 hour ago, Kwix said:

 

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11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

White chicks.

in this case and in this context... probably better its a chick...

 

44 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

That smirk tells me that she and the bear are more than just friends. 

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

1,2

The lady then the bear?

On 7/12/2024 at 11:14 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

N*dist?  Why might that be necessary?

at least go with n🍆 dist (masculine)

maybe it depends on your perspective. if from behind, it's n*dist; if frontal, nidist (or nIdist, depending on circumstances).

no 'sposion?   would normallly say its bullshit,

but a  lotta pieces falling all over the place  that have the right speed and trajectory of 2 high speed rotors hitting each other and throwing pieces all over

They don't always explode - Hollywood has made that an expectation.  My dad was shot down 3 times in Vietnam and "walked" away from all 3, which would have been very difficult if there was a big ass explosion.

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13 minutes ago, Mittens said:

They don't always explode - Hollywood has made that an expectation.  My dad was shot down 3 times in Vietnam and "walked" away from all 3, which would have been very difficult if there was a big ass explosion.

I prefer pilots who don't get shot down 3 times.

 

Just joking. Thank your dad for his service, and I'm glad that he survived all those non-'splosions, and was able to bang your mom to have you.

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

what an idoit

 

Yep, it works.

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

I prefer pilots who don't get shot down 3 times.

 

Just joking. Thank your dad for his service, and I'm glad that he survived all those non-'splosions, and was able to bang your mom to have you.

This is hitting for the surly cycle. Thank you for the example you are setting for others. 
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5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

I refuse to watch regular MMA, but I’d watch that. 

11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

So this begs the question.

How did armored medival fighters eventually die?  exhaustion?  eaten by a dragon?....???

25 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

So this begs the question.

How did armored medival fighters eventually die?  exhaustion?  eaten by a dragon?....???

Sheesh. Do you even Holy Grail, dude?!?

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On 7/16/2024 at 1:48 AM, PRONG HORN said:

 

Surly tailgate after a loss but with less precision and far less athleticism.

But with more alcohol on board.

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sheesh. Do you even Holy Grail, dude?!?

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chain armor is not plate armor

 

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now I have to go put myself in a headlock and figure out how to atomic wedgie myself with a door handle.  thanks a pantload.

17 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

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Just laying in the middle of I-35 here in OKC.

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