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2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Greasy Turd.  Great band name.  

Its brother is perhaps more ummm pointed: Unwanted Anal Leakage.

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9 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Its brother is perhaps more ummm pointed: Unwanted Anal Leakage.

Wait!  There's wanted anal leakage?!

10 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Wait!  There's wanted anal leakage?!

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13 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Wait!  There's wanted anal leakage?!

 

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pronghorn really loves his shooting videos.  


I also post cute animal stuff, so it balances out.

 

 

42 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


I also post cute animal stuff, so it balances out.

Same

 

 

 

They look exactly the way you might picture them.   

 

 

12 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Ive always wondered how long people lose their license for when they are documented being an asshole driver. 

Bad Timing is the most legit HOLY SHIT post I've seen in a while.  god damn.

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

#teambull

Fuck every one of those cruel cunts. 

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

#teambull

Fuck every one of those cruel cunts. 

I went to a bullfight in Tijuana around '89.  My dad got us what was their version of a very rudimentary suite but right on the edge of the ring.  I was totally into it.  Until it started.  Then I realized how fucking barbaric it was.  Never again.

6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Bull said “I’m taking this cocksucker out with me”. Rip to a beautiful animal. 

On 7/26/2024 at 5:47 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

17 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

 

That stand up special and George Carlins You are all diseased are my two favorites of all time. But Delirious is a fucking classic. 

On 7/29/2024 at 9:10 AM, Incredulity said:

 

this vid posted anywhere else?  looks like it was deleted.

the bull video

6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Loose Stools would be another band name winner.

My user name and whatnot...

lol, holy shit
 

There were a couple of years when I was a teenager when I was legit concerned if the same thing could happen to your dick.
No reason for my concern, just intellectually curious. Yeah, that’s it.

Good thing TC is there.

 

Huge fuckup to not have Magnum theme song playing on this video

 

 

7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

crikey.... going 80Kph with that Sheila in the car....

its fair dinkum that a rational FUCKING DRIVER would, have you know, FUCKING PULLED THE FUCK OVER rather than keep fucking driving at full fucking speed with that monster lurking in the car.

that was my thought...pull the fuck over

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

This is why women shouldn't drive. They panic in a crisis. You just flick the damn thing out the window.

Wonder if she has any eligibility?

 

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10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

I bet they terrified that poor spider.

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Wonder if she has any eligibility?

 

apologies for going full mcenroe but she’s one of the most feared in women’s rugby and women’s rugby is somewhat irrelevant.  I’ve nothing against her or the sport but this shit gets tiresome.

and the “hardest clip from a sport I’ve ever seen” is rather common.

yes I know I’m a bigot and I hate women. 

Here's some nightmare fuel for you. Yes that's a wasp dragging a dead spider up my office window. 20240801_085037.thumb.jpg.a39e195f8f9fdb5da20c5fbb8b4bdd46.jpg

8 minutes ago, Felix said:

Here's some nightmare fuel for you. Yes that's a wasp dragging a dead spider up my office window. 20240801_085037.thumb.jpg.a39e195f8f9fdb5da20c5fbb8b4bdd46.jpg

Seen that at home. What if I told you that the spider is only paralyzed, and that the wasp will lay eggs in it and the larvae will consume the spider from the inside when they hatch?

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