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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seen that at home. What if I told you that the spider is only paralyzed, and that the wasp will lay eggs in it and the larvae will consume the spider from the inside when they hatch?

Yes.  Dead for but for the formalities.  Nature can be a real bitch sometimes.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seen that at home. What if I told you that the spider is only paralyzed, and that the wasp will lay eggs in it and the larvae will consume the spider from the inside when they hatch?

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23 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Fucking Russians need to calm the fuck down. 

Of course I'll marry you, you psychopath!

 

WTF????

1 hour ago, Vertuzzi said:

Fucking Russians need to calm the fuck down. 

Try that in a small town.

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Try that in a small town.

I mean... they tried it in RUSSIA.... where you know.... rules and laws arent exactly followed, and its not uncommon for the other driver to have a fucking AK in their car....

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I struggle to understand how is it possible for this to happen. maybe the driver is high. 

incidentally I rode the TRE fairly often many years ago. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

I struggle to understand how is it possible for this to happen. maybe the driver is high. 

incidentally I rode the TRE fairly often many years ago. 

driver couldn't see past box truck and assumed when they were moving he would make it through rail crossing.  Few if any wait for an entire vehicle length when entering a crossing is this scenerio.  

 

 

Just now, Incredulity said:

driver couldn't see past box truck and assumed when they were moving he would make it through rail crossing.  Few if any wait for an entire vehicle length when entering a crossing is this scenerio.  

yes, of course.  it doesn’t matter how he got into that situation.  I don’t understand how he doesn’t do whatever he can to get his fucking trailer off the tracks.  pull into the oncoming lane, pull into the orange barricades on the right.  pull that trailer anywhere.  I don’t get it. 

Just now, futureman said:

yes, of course.  it doesn’t matter how he got into that situation.  I don’t understand how he doesn’t do whatever he can to get his fucking trailer off the tracks.  pull into the oncoming lane, pull into the orange barricades on the right.  pull that trailer anywhere.  I don’t get it. 

Newsflash:  people are idoits.

 

I totally agree

We get a couple of those vids a year, and some of y'all want to put high speed rail through these towns.  

23 minutes ago, Mittens said:

We get a couple of those vids a year, and some of y'all want to put high speed rail through these towns.  

High speed rail is grade separated so……

1 hour ago, futureman said:

yes, of course.  it doesn’t matter how he got into that situation.  I don’t understand how he doesn’t do whatever he can to get his fucking trailer off the tracks.  pull into the oncoming lane, pull into the orange barricades on the right.  pull that trailer anywhere.  I don’t get it. 

Lack of attention. Even when most cars were honking their horns at him, he just sat there. He only attempted to move when the train horn started blaring, and it was too little, too late.

Had to be on the phone in some capacity, or music too loud to hear 

or high.  I guess I could understand it if he was baked off his ass and lost in an extended string cheese guitar solo or something. 

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Lack of attention. Even when most cars were honking their horns at him, he just sat there. He only attempted to move when the train horn started blaring, and it was too little, too late.

Had to be on the phone in some capacity, or music too loud to hear 

I was in the middle of posting on Surly. My bad.  

On 8/2/2024 at 11:27 AM, Mittens said:

We get a couple of those vids a year, and some of y'all want to put high speed rail through these towns.  

I fail to see how this is a bad thing.

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Is that Kenny Loggins?

gonna go with Hesus 

 

41 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Is that Kenny Loggins?

Definitely 

And he's telling anyone watching that they're in the danger zone cuz those are girls, not wimmenz.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Is that Kenny Loggins?

Danger Zone.

10 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

 

And he's telling anyone watching that they're in the danger zone cuz those are girls, not wimmenz.

Are they too close to the Highway?

AI

Neither girls nor wimmenz  Just bits and bytes  

 

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8 hours ago, futureman said:

well the comments say he lived but I don’t believe it. 

I have met a guy who was wearing our arc flash clothing who got electrocuted and arc flashed at the same time (rare).  He was working on 34.5 kVa.  Had to amputate from knee down on one of his legs.  The electricity stayed on one side of his body per him, not passing through his heart. 

Very possible the shock stopped his heart, and the impact hitting the ground re-started it.

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9 hours ago, futureman said:
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spoiler for death.  no gore though. 

He should’ve taken Fryday off.  

7 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

He should’ve taken Fryday off.  

You're a bad person.

I laughed.

Okay, I'm a bad person, too.

 

 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

I have met a guy who was wearing our arc flash clothing who got electrocuted and arc flashed at the same time (rare).  He was working on 34.5 kVa.  Had to amputate from knee down on one of his legs.  The electricity stayed on one side of his body per him, not passing through his heart. 

Back in '91 I was working for Duininck Bros at their Bridgeport asphalt plant. It was inside the TXI quarry and we got water from them. One day we got low and the Plant Superintendent drove over to the spraybar control room to switch on our pump. The control room was a concrete blockhouse next to the truck spraybar full of mud and wet muck. Even though he was standing on a rubber mat when he flipped the 440V breaker it reached out and touched him. I saw him after he drove back. He was just sitting in his truck kind of stunned. When he unzipped his jacket and shirt, his chest hair was burned. Lucky mofo.

if I had 10 kids with me , even then i dont think they could finish that thing... and if they did... they wouldnt just be bouncing off the stadium, they would be up for 6 straight days on a sugar-meth bender

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Cotton candy burrito at AZ Cardinals games. Absolutely fucking not. 

 

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Cotton candy burrito at AZ Cardinals games. Absolutely fucking not. 
 
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Is that the before or after picture?
1 hour ago, luke duke said:


Is that the before or after picture?

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On 8/1/2024 at 3:02 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Of course I'll marry you, you psychopath!

 

WTF????

Poor girl thought her boyfriend just got conscripted to fight in Ukraine.

59 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nope, never.

 

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Imagine being on that ledge and you feel a sneeze coming on.

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Better than feeling taco bell coming on. 

Yeah, a fart might turn that into an "I believe I can fly" moment.

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