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On 8/30/2024 at 9:12 AM, crash_davis said:

https://news.delaware.gov/2024/08/30/suspect-identified-in-a-hit-and-run-incident-involving-a-golf-cart/

Delaware Natural Resources Police identified a suspect in connection with a hit-and-run incident involving a golf cart at Deerfield Golf Club, part of White Clay Creek State Park.

At approximately 2:20 p.m. on Aug. 29, state park officers responded to reports of a blue Ford Bronco being driven erratically on the golf course at Deerfield Golf Club. According to 911 callers, the vehicle struck a golf cart, ejecting its passenger, and then fled the scene. Officers quickly located the Bronco and took the driver into custody without incident.

The suspect was transported to Delaware State Police Troop 2, where Natural Resources Police officers continued their investigation. While in custody, the suspect made statements which required his transport to a hospital for evaluation.

 

Warrants for the suspect were obtained for the following charges:

Driving a Vehicle Under the Influence of Drug (misdemeanor)

Reckless Endanger First Degree Creates a Substantial Risk of Death to Another (felony)

Leaving the Scene of a Collision Resulting in Injury (misdemeanor)

Malicious Mischief by a Motor Vehicle (misdemeanor)

Failure to Have Insurance Identification in Possession (misdemeanor)

Operate Motor Vehicle on Division Roads/Areas Not Designated for Such Purpose (violation)

Operate Motor Vehicle on Division Lands with Willful Disregard for Safety of Persons/Property (violation)

 

The suspect’s arraignment is pending release from the hospital.

The victim ejected from the golf cart during the incident received minor injuries but refused any further medical treatment at the scene. 

Someone needs to evaluate the mental capacity of the genius who sees the car do that and says gimme a golf club so I can go hit that car’s windshield. 

 

Navy sailor lets turkey throw plastic bag over his head.

 

 

2 hours ago, RPM said:

 

Watching midgets play badminton on a ping-pong table is QUITE entertaining...

8 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Alright which one of you let this big boy loose?

Paging Kevin. Kevin to the courtesy phone.

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Danny Devito Smh GIF

 

 

Was fully expecting this video to suddenly end with the turtle snapping a finger off 

Just now, LTbear said:

Was fully expecting this video to suddenly end with the turtle snapping a finger off 

My blood pressure was just as high when he was petting and playing with that turtle’s head as it has been with the worst videos on this thread. 

40 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Was fully expecting this video to suddenly end with the turtle snapping a finger off 

39 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My blood pressure was just as high when he was petting and playing with that turtle’s head as it has been with the worst videos on this thread. 

Shit, when he pries the mouth open and it briefly snaps in the video below, it makes me shiver:

 

20 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Alright which one of you let this big boy loose?

Fuck all of that.  If I saw that happening in my neighborhood, my camera wouldn't come out until there were 2 or 3 .30-06 rounds in that cat's carcass and it wasn't moving.

2 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Fuck all of that.  If I saw that happening in my neighborhood, my camera wouldn't come out until there were 2 or 3 .30-06 rounds in that cat's carcass and it wasn't moving.

State would probably pop you for poaching

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

State would probably pop you for poaching

Fuck them, too.  They should have kept that murder kitty out of my neighborhood.

20 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Alright which one of you let this big boy loose?

Last year's news.  Idiot kept him in his house in far west Houston, off Memorial, by the energy corridor.  There was some drama around the apprehension of the "owner," who was actually a suspect in a murder.  The tiger incident caused the police to look more closely at idiot, and he ended up being convicted and sentenced to 18 years.

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2022/05/10/victor-cuevas-man-who-fled-west-houston-neighborhood-with-tiger-in-2021-sentenced-in-murder-conviction/

Sad ending to the story, looks like the tiger died of cancer.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/you-will-always-be-in-our-hearts-india-the-tiger-dies-at-texas-ranch/ar-AA1la7mG

45 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Fuck all of that.  If I saw that happening in my neighborhood, my camera wouldn't come out until there were 2 or 3 .30-06 rounds in that cat's carcass and it wasn't moving.

Better if you were riding an elephant

 

Used to be a roided up meathead that lived in same neighborhood as the folks did in South Austin off Wm Cannon who owned a tiger. See him out for walks on occasion. 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

Those Mormon missionaries will do anything to reach a new community.

On 9/3/2024 at 11:53 AM, Incredulity said:

not one scratch

 

 

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

On 9/2/2024 at 8:32 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

hold up.

my hearing is not very good.  so, someone please tell me the song lyric at about 12sec does not say "anal surprise".

15 hours ago, wd40 said:

hold up.

my hearing is not very good.  so, someone please tell me the song lyric at about 12sec does not say "anal surprise".

 

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FUCK NO.

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

FUCK NO.

 

I’d heat that pool up to kill it, then make a soup. 

3 hours ago, RPM said:

FUCK NO.

 


 

Anybody need a new pair of boots and a matching belt?

Vintage Life And History · 

Suggested for you · I Love NYC · · 


The Horse Manure Problem of 1894
The 15 to 30 pounds of manure produced daily by each beast multiplied by the 150,000+ horses in New York city resulted in more than three million pounds of horse manure per day that somehow needed to be disposed of. That’s not to mention the daily 40,000 gallons of horse urine.
In other words, cities reeked. As Morris says, the “stench was omnipresent.” Here are some fun bits from his article:
Urban streets were minefields that needed to be navigated with the greatest care. “Crossing sweepers” stood on street corners; for a fee they would clear a path through the mire for pedestrians. Wet weather turned the streets into swamps and rivers of muck, but dry weather brought little improvement; the manure turned to dust, which was then whipped up by the wind, choking pedestrians and coating buildings.
. . . even when it had been removed from the streets the manure piled up faster than it could be disposed of . . . early in the century farmers were happy to pay good money for the manure, by the end of the 1800s stable owners had to pay to have it carted off. As a result of this glut . . . vacant lots in cities across America became piled high with manure; in New York these sometimes rose to forty and even sixty feet.
We need to remind ourselves that horse manure is an ideal breeding ground for flies, which spread disease. Morris reports that deadly outbreaks of typhoid and “infant diarrheal diseases can be traced to spikes in the fly population.”
Comparing fatalities associated with horse-related accidents in 1916 Chicago versus automobile accidents in 1997, he concludes that people were killed nearly seven times more often back in the good old days. The reasons for this are straightforward:
. . . horse-drawn vehicles have an engine with a mind of its own. The skittishness of horses added a dangerous level of unpredictability to nineteenth-century transportation. This was particularly true in a bustling urban environment, full of surprises that could shock and spook the animals. Horses often stampeded, but a more common danger came from horses kicking, biting, or trampling bystanders. Children were particularly at risk.
Falls, injuries, and maltreatment also took a toll on the horses themselves. Data cited by Morris indicates that, in 1880, more than 3 dozen dead horses were cleared from New York streets each day (nearly 15,000 a year).

 

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hold up.
my hearing is not very good.  so, someone please tell me the song lyric at about 12sec does not say "anal surprise".

Ah, username checks!
On 9/4/2024 at 5:22 PM, wd40 said:

hold up.

my hearing is not very good.  so, someone please tell me the song lyric at about 12sec does not say "anal surprise".

Love on the Rocks 

        -Neil Fucking Diamond 

48 minutes ago, blacklab said:

wrong.

stop posting death videos. you're getting time off if you do.

where can we post death videos?

On 9/5/2024 at 3:02 PM, Superhero said:

I’d heat that pool up to kill it, then make a soup. 

That's gonna be one helluva soup, probably a Guiness WR.  You'll need an asston of veggies.

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