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30 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Only thing WILDER than that, that I can remember, is 1999 Baylor v UNLV.  Baylor leading with seconds left in the game, on the UNLV goal line.  Instead of taking a knee and the W, they try to run it in for a TD, fumble, and it's returned 100 yards for the UNLV victory.  

 

 

I think Kevin Steele (Baylor coach, why TF do I still remember his name) cried after that play.

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Holy shit that's a deep pull, but yes, he was the coach back then; that was his first year.   

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This is the sort of thing that happens when Luigi and Fingers join you on the sideline and inform you that the Boss needs you to score 'cause you ain't covered yet.

7 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Only thing WILDER than that, that I can remember, is 1999 Baylor v UNLV.  Baylor leading with seconds left in the game, on the UNLV goal line.  Instead of taking a knee and the W, they try to run it in for a TD, fumble, and it's returned 100 yards for the UNLV victory.  

I saw something just as heartbreaking at a Pennsylvania high school game one time

 

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That still doesn't come close to Plano East and Tyler

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2 hours ago, 52-80 said:


 

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5 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

That still doesn't come close to Plano East and Tyler

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On 10/24/2024 at 11:08 AM, Incredulity said:

 

Trust but verify:

Hey Google, "Does bali have spiders everywhere?"

Google: No, Bali doesn't have spiders everywhere, but some areas have been known to have large spider congregations:

 

I thought I wanted to go to Bali someday.  Thank you for setting me straight.

12 hours ago, nnm said:

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Two of your snot nosed jockies did a fly by of my tower at over 400 knots.   I want somebodies butt.  I want it now.  I've had.  Goddam it!  That's twice.

 

16 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Two of your snot nosed jockies did a fly by of my tower at over 400 knots.   I want somebodies butt.  I want it now.  I've had.  Goddam it!  That's twice.

 

That guy really wanted some butts.

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

That guy really wanted some butts.

Well, that'll just about cover fly-bys.   


Make sure you get your flip flop before you take flight. 

14 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Well it only hurt for the few seconds before he died.

not sure about that.... pretty sure hes got a massive gash in his groin, maybe even a full gelding.

 

that bleeds a lot.... but doesnt take a few seconds to bleed out... unless it takes out his femoral artery... and even that takes a minute.   Homie is at the bottom of the gulch bleeding out of his ass and what remains of his manhood

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not sure about that.... pretty sure hes got a massive gash in his groin, maybe even a full gelding.

You are forgetting the depressed skull fracture when he landed on his head.

Yeah, I'm more concerned about the sudden rapid deceleration than the rack job.

3 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

Yeah, I'm more concerned about the sudden rapid deceleration than the rack job.

Not me. 

For all we know, he may have looked like an olive on a toothpick when it stopped.  

 

From Liberally Lean:

These are incredible photos wereposted by a Fort Worth firefighter yesterday regarding a wreck on 287 at the Saginaw cutoff. That's a guardrail that went all the way through the vehicle. And the driver survived.

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Friday Night Lights: With the score tied, Eagle Mountain lined up for a game-winning field goal, but Bridgeport blocked it and returned it all the way back for the game winning score -- as time expired. 

Also Knights is a horrible mascot name for Eagle Mountain. 

On 10/29/2024 at 10:12 AM, RPM said:

Friday Night Lights: With the score tied, Eagle Mountain lined up for a game-winning field goal, but Bridgeport blocked it and returned it all the way back for the game winning score -- as time expired. 

Also Knights is a horrible mascot name for Eagle Mountain. 

Sooo

51 yard FG, pretty ballsy for highschool but I know some kids can really crank it.  But the two guys at the end of the line are unblocked!  Have they ever practiced this?

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Helmet wont help there

On 10/30/2024 at 9:26 AM, Incredulity said:

 

Needed more bollards.

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

Darwin failed, that day.

Motherfucker rides a bicycle down a path I don't even want to walk on. I hope that he at least damaged his nuts beyond the point of reproduction.

 

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7 hours ago, Superhero said:

 


Meanwhile, over at South Austin’s mom’s place…

58 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Meanwhile, over at South Austin’s mom’s place…

The judges would have also accepted Stoops snake.

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

You would think that given ~170 million years, these dildos would have developed the ability to crack a fucking egg like every other sane creature on this planet.

12 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Reminds me of a girl I dated once.  Man, I really liked her.

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

You would think that given ~170 million years, these dildos would have developed the ability to crack a fucking egg like every other sane creature on this planet.

they actually have... those  egg eating snakes, after swallowing the egg have a bone protrusion on both sides of their internal ribcage that they crack the egg with and then squeeze all the juices/parts out of the eggshell... then puke up the shell and move onto another egg

 

 

On 11/1/2024 at 1:29 PM, Ojo Rojo said:

Reminds me of a girl I dated once.  Man, I really liked her.

Your dick is shaped like an egg? 

This was around the corner from my daughter’s apartment in Edinburgh last night.
This took place in Cowgate, which is roughly equivalent to 6th street. 

This isn’t the event itself, but the immediate aftermath. it’s graphic:

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Just walking down the street after the pub and hey that looks like a head

 

 

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