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5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dumb question, how come some of the posts like the one you quoted are just blank squares on my screen?

Because you touch yourself at night. 

Just now, Richard Kimball said:

Because you touch yourself at night. 

Dang, busted again... not that I'm going to stop mind you...

3 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Because you touch yourself at night. 

If this was true the internet would be nothing but blank squares.

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Still might be the most tense scene in movies, then that jump at the end. 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

That must have been one hell of a cough.

Dude died a few days later, so I'm guessing yes.

11 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Dude died a few days later, so I'm guessing yes.

Oh yeah? Wonder why.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Holy fuck!!!

18 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

I can't imagine how satisfying it must have felt to cough that motherfucker up.  I get excited for one huge loogee when I'm congested.  

No shit. Dude died because he had reached max fulfillment in life. 

5 hours ago, Netzer said:

DOB 1973

ca. 1998

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2017

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That second pic she looks like she's been down a pretty rocky road

10 minutes ago, davidg said:

That second pic she looks like she's been down a pretty rocky road

Face down, apparently. 

23 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

 I’m just going to go on with my life considering this fake. 

Not quite real, but gives me the pee shivers anyway.

The Menendez brothers were captured in the crowd on a Mark Jackson basketball card during the period after they murdered their parents and before they were arrested late in May of 1990.

 

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On 12/6/2018 at 9:03 PM, GSU&UT said:

 

You idiots realize this is impossible, right?

3 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

You idiots realize this is impossible, right?

New England Journal of Medicine published this.

4 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

You idiots realize this is impossible, right?

you idiot realize you need to read the fucking article, right?

 

article explains that the docs think it happened because the patient had an excess of a chemical in the blood that allowed it to stay semi solid, yet elastic enough to be coughed up in 1 chunk.

1 hour ago, GSU&UT said:

New England Journal of Medicine published this.

Fake news, liberal New England media

My bad. Should’ve read the article. Figured this was a PE, which would be literally impossible to cough up as it’s in the vasculature and not airways. If that were the case, this would be a post-mortem finding. It’s an amazing pic, alive or dead. 

North Shore Oahu has started firing out epic surf for the winter season. Cam Richards at Pipeline:

 

one year ago today we were sitting on the beach at Pipeline watching a competition. my lame pics and video don't do it justice. it was breathtaking. 

On 12/7/2018 at 2:01 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

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Why am I not seeing this?  They all look right side up.  I'm not seeing the one

I zoomed in on the 3 in the lower left, then all look right side up, but...

 

still dumbass shit.

 

Edit: HA! Figured this was facebook thread.

 

 

Those (shoes) look quite flexible, I would go on a jog with the lass:

 

Didn't know whether to post in LOL thread or here...

 

2 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Didn't know whether to post in LOL thread or here...

 

Not enough Clorox in the world.

Years ago I was in Home Depot with the wife. We were in the lumber area late in the evening and no one was around. It smelled funky and she kept bitching. I figured it was the treated lumber. So we turn the corner and there is a pile of shit in the middle of the next aisle. We ran.

1 hour ago, kmac30 said:

Years ago I was in Home Depot with the wife. We were in the lumber area late in the evening and no one was around. It smelled funky and she kept bitching. I figured it was the treated lumber. So we turn the corner and there is a pile of shit in the middle of the next aisle. We ran.

I've been around a lot of lumber.  In fact I've given your mom quite a bit of wood lately.  But I've never mistaken the smell of lumber, treated or untreated, for human, or even dog, shit.

 

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