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1 minute ago, nnm said:

Nope to the power of Infinity. 

 

I'd be in pizza position the whole time.

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Now that's interesting, that's fucking interesting!

6 hours ago, nnm said:

Nope to the power of Infinity. 

 

video not working for me 😞 

 

 

 

yes I clicked the link

not really holy shit, definitely not very cool.  dumping here though. 

nm

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Hopefully none of the students have come down with ptomaine poisoning?

8 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Wasn't really sure where to put this so I'm guessing this is the place.  Move if necessary.  This was a fundraiser for charity, not the school.  The amount raised is staggering for a week.  

Ryan Walters investigates Deer Creek toe licking video: What we know

The video below.  Uh......

 

I got $50 bucks that says at least one person responsible for that idea is already on the sex registry.

 

Always smart to wear your brown pants when hiking volcanos

3 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

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same energy

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also, one wonders if that would have been better or worse if the engine was mounted in front of the car instead of behind the seat.  i think splitting pole crashes are devastating anyway, driver would have had a v8 motor shoved into his lap. 

You're looking at this all wrong. That's a damn good pole,

35 minutes ago, RPM said:

You're looking at this all wrong. That's a damn good pole,

assassin!

7 hours ago, nnm said:

assassin!

Ok but where's the monkey?

27 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I hope he's dead.

I read in the comments it happened in Atlanta, and he lived. 

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3 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSS!

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:
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literal.  completely disgusting.  you've been warned

Appropriate thread for this video.

On 1/21/2025 at 3:16 AM, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

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Is no one else gonna comment on the fact that top fucker had 6 toes?

being drunk was probably the best thing for that guy.  drunk dudes survive almost anything.

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

being drunk was probably the best thing for that guy.  drunk dudes survive almost anything.

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I was about to post that letter. Then I scrolled down. Thanks Bin Laden

22 hours ago, markstanco said:

I read in the comments it happened in Atlanta, and he lived. 

Yeah, that was at Hartsfield in 2018.  Dude probably was angry that he spent money on Terrapin beer.

1 hour ago, zlavydra said:

Dude probably was angry that he spent money on Terrapin beer.

I've been to that restaurant/pub.  If he wasn't pissed at the beer the food sure as hell didn't help.  just awful

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I got a blow job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee Bullpen…It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn't fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don't ask me, I'm no cock-sucker. It is signed “Mickey Mantle - The All-American Boy.”

That first sentence sounds awful gay, NTTIAWWT.

CHIEF

15 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Is no one else gonna comment on the fact that top fucker had 6 toes?

do you have toe dyslexia?

22 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Is no one else gonna comment on the fact that top fucker had 6 toes?

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Red truck probably parks like as asshole as well

so with that video is it pretty straightforward from an insurance standpoint?  red truck 100% liable for all damage and possible criminal charges thrown in?

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