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15 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

Fuck that guy, his lawyer and the state trooper.

He deserves to be charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon and spend at least 5 years in prison instead of 5 years of probation. 

On 1/23/2025 at 10:50 AM, markstanco said:

 

imma should stick to tailgates!

WTF?

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That upper left photo is just the latest iteration of Alien, right?

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Beans in ice cream?

ʻOno haole

The Ultimate Hawaii Shave Ice Guide - Onolicious Hawaiʻi

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Beans in ice cream?

Does that make the beans Chili?

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Probably her last day at work.

 

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11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Probably her last day at work.

 

Who thought that’d be a good idea?

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7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Who thought that’d be a good idea?

White people.

Something seems fishy about that.

On 1/29/2025 at 9:44 AM, ABSR said:

Does that make the beans Chili?

New Thread: Ice Cream w/out Beans

On 1/29/2025 at 8:44 AM, RPM said:

ʻOno haole

The Ultimate Hawaii Shave Ice Guide - Onolicious Hawaiʻi

whose hole?

9 minutes ago, freyguy said:

whose hole?

Don't go to the locals beach or you'll find out.

On 1/29/2025 at 11:46 AM, nnm said:

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Trainer shoulda known "Justin" was a bad name for a dolphin...

7 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

frankly I am somewhat surprised this isn't really common.

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Dammit, Martin! This is compressed air. You screw around with these tanks, and they’re gonna blow up. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

Sneks

FIFY

17 hours ago, Nuge said:

hope that dude is ok

Probably needs a change of underwear and took a couple of years off his life.

On 1/31/2025 at 5:54 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

Were they flying out of Philly?

Steel Shank’s trash ?

Sometimes after laying pipe for 3 or 4 hours, I need to hit the oxygen. Guess that one still had some in it.
5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


Sometimes after laying pipe for 3 or 4 hours, I need to hit the oxygen. Guess that one still had some in it.

I just thought there was an extraordinary amount of paper plates in that explosion.

7 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I just thought there was an extraordinary amount of paper plates in that explosion.

That, too.

On 2/4/2025 at 6:24 AM, Steel Shank said:

That, too.

I was hoping that was all DIAPER DEBRIS

Dandy Don's Diaper Debris.... A Ned's Atomic Dustbin cover band.

19 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


band name?

Surly's house band 

1 hour ago, huge said:

I was hoping that was all DIAPER DEBRIS

it wasn’t until my sister had kids that I became aware of diaper blowouts where an infant literally shits so hard it comes out of the top of the diaper and sprays their back.  just awful.

those of you with kids I know you’re aware of this phenomenon. 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

it wasn’t until my sister had kids that I became aware of diaper blowouts where an infant literally shits so hard it comes out of the top of the diaper and sprays their back.  just awful.

those of you with kids I know you’re aware of this phenomenon. 

I love how after the youngest gets past this stage, all these memories are moved to cold storage and rarely given a second thought.  That said, the oldest was the posterchild for Oxy Clean spray, and frankly perfected my skills on removing / replacing Baby Bjorn Bouncer covers.  Youngest probably had 3 to 4 blowouts, which is mind bottling!

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Babies playing with sneks.  No fear.

Clickable link to see video:  https://x.com/InterestingSTEM/status/1887461153434898853

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

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Babies playing with sneks.  No fear.

Clickable link to see video:  https://x.com/InterestingSTEM/status/1887461153434898853

 


Carpet pythons?

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