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wasn’t there a whale swallowing video about a year ago?  this is a new one?

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9 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

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I had Sunny side up, Sunny side down, I had Sunny side all the way around.

CHIEF

3 hours ago, futureman said:

wasn’t there a whale swallowing video about a year ago?  this is a new one?

I was thinking the same thing at first but I think that one the whale breeched and landed on them.  

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

 

School bus driver, with kid on board, says hold my beer.

 

5 hours ago, futureman said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

School bus driver, with kid on board, says hold my beer.

 

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47 minutes ago, futureman said:

only one kid?

I think there was only one kid left.   He'd dropped off everyone else.   I think there is also either a video or a phone recording from the kid as the bus is floating down the creek. 

 Where was the flood gauge, back where he went in? Fucking highway department. I've been saved twice by seeing a flood gauge showing 3 or 4 feet of water at a low crossing.

27 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

 Where was the flood gauge, back where he went in? Fucking highway department. I've been saved twice by seeing a flood gauge showing 3 or 4 feet of water at a low crossing.

The fucking white water rapids should have been enough of a gauge. 

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 Where was the flood gauge, back where he went in? Fucking highway department.

Yeah, I'm not pinning this one on the Highway Department, dog. 

On 2/5/2025 at 7:55 PM, futureman said:

it wasn’t until my sister had kids that I became aware of diaper blowouts where an infant literally shits so hard it comes out of the top of the diaper and sprays their back.  just awful.

those of you with kids I know you’re aware of this phenomenon. 

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

Yeah, I'm not pinning this one on the Highway Department, dog. 

Whose job is it, then?

Regardless, you'd think the fucker would be familiar enough with the road, which he presumably drives ten times a week, to refrain from driving into the water. Apparently you'd be wrong, though.

 

12 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Whose job is it, then?

Regardless, you'd think the fucker would be familiar enough with the road, which he presumably drives ten times a week, to refrain from driving into the water. Apparently you'd be wrong, though.

 

When he made the right turn, he drove around a sign warning the road was closed due to flooding.

11 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

When he made the right turn, he drove around a sign warning the road was closed due to flooding.

Good catch.  Thanks highway department!

5 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

When he made the right turn, he drove around a sign warning the road was closed due to flooding.


People like that get what they deserve. Too bad a kid had to be involved.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 

6 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

When he made the right turn, he drove around a sign warning the road was closed due to flooding.

It just keeps getting "better".

 Has this stupid fucker been fired yet?

How are y'all getting worked up over something that happened 6 years ago?

13 minutes ago, Mittens said:

How are y'all getting worked up over something that happened 6 years ago?

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

How are y'all getting worked up over something that happened 6 years ago?

Because here at Surly we hold grudges longer than a scorned woman. Have I told you my thoughts of the officiating in the 2015 Okie St game?  Also, fuck Jeff Fisher. 

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

Because here at Surly we hold grudges longer than a scorned woman. Have I told you my thoughts of the officiating in the 2015 Okie St game?  Also, fuck Jeff Fisher. 

Not cosmically possible 

23 hours ago, futureman said:


During a miserable outing to Oprah Mills Mall in Nashville at Christmas I was holding my oldest daughter … maybe 5 months old at the time…. On my lap. 
Rumble and mortar blast without warning. 
Shit everywhere.

She’s covered. 

My lap is covered.

No extra outfits bc she’s already spit up on them.

imagine being in a mall full of fat sweaty southerners during Christmas, covered in shit, with a literal shitty crying infant, and a wife who is tired, hungry, and newly preggers with #2.

Hell can’t be any worse than that.

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


During a miserable outing to Oprah Mills Mall in Nashville at Christmas I was holding my oldest daughter … maybe 5 months old at the time…. On my lap. 
Rumble and mortar blast without warning. 
Shit everywhere.

She’s covered. 

My lap is covered.

No extra outfits bc she’s already spit up on them.

imagine being in a mall full of fat sweaty southerners during Christmas, covered in shit, with a literal shitty crying infant, and a wife who is tired, hungry, and newly preggers with #2.

Hell can’t be any worse than that.

Oh yeah?  similar story, but on a plane to London with 4 hours left.  Add in puke and a fever.  

 

3 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Oh yeah?  similar story, but on a plane to London with 4 hours left.  Add in puke and a fever.  

 


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On 2/17/2025 at 8:07 PM, futureman said:

 

That was my daughter her first year. We always had extra clothes and a pair of scissors. The scissors were just in case we said fuck it, we're not saving these clothes, and just cut them off of her.

Then she got potty trained at 18 months and never had an accident ever since.

 

1 hour ago, Disco Strangler said:

They need to stop feeding that kid mustard.

I think that is just the binder for the spice rub.  I suspect you smoke them like a pork butt.

Mrs. Brat & I had planned to go out in a little while for some TexMex, but for some reason I seem to have lost my appetite.

That kid stands no chance in life with that name 

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That khyd is going to wind up getting addicted to khrak cokhane, become a street walkhyr, and be inkharceratyd for multiple feloneighs, guaranteed

17 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Oh yeah?  similar story, but on a plane to London with 4 hours left.  Add in puke and a fever.  

 

I was carrying my youngest daughter around the mall when she was about 2. She said her stomach was hurting so I picked her up to take her home. She proceeded to pull open the top of my overalls and puke 3 times. I emptied it all in a plant and ran to the car. It was not fun driving home. 

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Holy shit. Dumb people have kids.

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White people…

 

Key & Peele should have had a skit about white people names instead of football players. 

12 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Key & Peele should have had a skit about white people names  

black names did it first, and better.

12 hours ago, futureman said:

overalls, huh?

LOL. Yeah from my "I'll fix everything by myself and need to carry an entire tool set in my pockets" years.

On 2/18/2025 at 7:50 PM, Your Mom said:

Because here at Surly we hold grudges longer than a scorned woman. Have I told you my thoughts of the officiating in the 2015 Okie St game?  Also, fuck Jeff Fisher. 

I wanted to punch sheet rock this morning just because I randomly thought about how we hired Les Koenning in 2014. Then I thought about Shawn Watson and considered poisoning a lake. 

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

White people…

 

Key & Peele should have had a skit about white people names instead of football players. 

Best they can do:

 

21 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Holy shit. Dumb people have kids.

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I knew this dumb bitch who named her son "Krystjon."  When I saw that I said to myself, "All you have really done here is demonstrated that you know the sounds of letters." I'm sure she thought it was clever.

1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I knew this dumb bitch who named her son "Krystjon."  When I saw that I said to myself, "All you have really done here is demonstrated that you know the sounds of letters." I'm sure she thought it was clever.

britt hager has two sons named breckyn and brayven, among others.

brayven. 

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