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11 hours ago, futureman said:

 

So, douche on douche violence?

I don't understand the thinking of the cop. Seems like a much better choice would have been to dive over the guardrail.

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, douche on douche violence?

I don't understand the thinking of the cop. Seems like a much better choice would have been to dive over the guardrail.

Agreed, but it's hard for me to fault somebody's decision-making in that split second. Seems like a natural instinct to just start running. I say that because I probably would've just pissed myself in a frozen position and then gotten obliterated. That cop needs to be grateful for every minute he has going forward in his life. 

17 hours ago, Superhero said:

Got me looking at Prince Rubert's drop.

 

Wow!

 

The other holy shit is when you break the tail, this happens

 

 

If Kevin was a cheetah

 

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19 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Agreed, but it's hard for me to fault somebody's decision-making in that split second. Seems like a natural instinct to just start running. I say that because I probably would've just pissed myself in a frozen position and then gotten obliterated. That cop needs to be grateful for every minute he has going forward in his life. 

Yeah, I get that self-preservation usually takes over.   But it does seem strange that cops in these situations almost always run in the most predictable direction....  Away from danger.

You’re my bird, Blue!

13 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Definitely a great blue. Badass birds.

I have a blue heron decoy I use while duck hunting.  Confidence decoy only, because they would taste worse than a hooded merganser.

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

 

Shoulda run him over. Remove him from the gene pool.

As much as I dislike bikers behavior in general, that looks like an honest mistake. Seriously doubt he was intending to slam himself into the side of that car and end up dead, which is what would’ve happened if the car hadn’t swerved. 

11 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

As much as I dislike bikers behavior in general, that looks like an honest mistake. Seriously doubt he was intending to slam himself into the side of that car and end up dead, which is what would’ve happened if the car hadn’t swerved. 

Huh? Looks like the blue car is going 65-70. Biker is rolling.  “Honest mistake”, no. Idiot rider that will be an organ donor if he gets another bike because he sucks at riding them. 

21 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

As much as I dislike bikers behavior in general, that looks like an honest mistake. Seriously doubt he was intending to slam himself into the side of that car and end up dead, which is what would’ve happened if the car hadn’t swerved. 

Have to disagree with you there. At the 9 second mark, the biker didn't even turn his head to look to the left before he started "merging".

Good thing the freeway wasn't busy. Imagine if the BMW swerved and hit another car, and another, etc. Multiple injuries, potentially deaths because the biker didn't look where he was going.

11 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

As much as I dislike bikers behavior in general, that looks like an honest mistake. Seriously doubt he was intending to slam himself into the side of that car and end up dead, which is what would’ve happened if the car hadn’t swerved. 

It wasn't intentional but he wasn't paying attention and that is a death warrant on a motorcycle.  He appears to be a moron. 

I guess that’s a better way of saying it. Just meant that he wasn’t showboating, racing, swerving between cars, etc. Just careless, and he didn’t look (or didn’t look good enough) before merging, which car drivers also do quite frequently

Go Isotopes!

 

7 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Could one of you baseball guys this one please?  

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Guy on third scores on the walk, guy on second steals home while guy on first steals third, pitcher's throw goes wide so guy on first takes home and guy who walked takes second.

10 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Guy on third scores on the walk, guy on second steals home while guy on first steals third, pitcher's throw goes wide so guy on first takes home and guy who walked takes second.

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this guy should have paid more attention in shitpipe class. 

 

34 minutes ago, Blotto said:

this guy should have paid more attention in shitpipe class. 

 

A plumber friend called that “catching the brown”. 

7 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Guy on third scores on the walk, guy on second steals home while guy on first steals third, pitcher's throw goes wide so guy on first takes home and guy who walked takes second.

Thank you, I didn’t comprehend the guy on second stealing home.  

11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He appears to be a moron. 

Well, he rides a motorcycle.

Took me three crashes to decide I'd used up all my motorcycling luck and forget about two- or three-wheelers. Two wrecks were cars turning in front of me without noticing I was there, third was coming around curve in a light rain into a two-truck wreck in front of me, both spilled their loads - one was carrying carbon black and the other had about a zillion cartons of eggs. You wouldn't believe how slippery eggs and carbon black on a wet road are. I probably slid a hundred yards on my butt, had a black patch on my left ass cheek for years. Sign from God, loud and clear.

 

There are two kinds of motobike riders.  Those who have had crashes and those who will. 

8 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

There are two kinds of motobike riders.  Those who have had crashes and those who will. 

Know what a pregnant lady and a motorcycle rider have in common?


 

 

They’re both going to the hospital. They just don’t know when. 

Gave up riding my badass bike to work 44 years ago after a couple of near misses - old folks not seeing me.

 

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45 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Gave up riding my badass bike to work 44 years ago after a couple of near misses - old folks not seeing me.

 

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So you couldn't see yourself?

I was still in my upper 30s at the time, so eyesight was functioning.

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Talk about morons…..

 

Hopefully several people got fired for that. 

We had 3 young guys come on our construction site and climb one of the cranes. Facilities spotted them walking the boom. They were gone before Security got there.

Dammit, woman, you forgot the soy sauce! Now go back and get some. 

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