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On 12/9/2018 at 2:46 PM, kopp0e said:

Those (shoes) look quite flexible, I would go on a jog with the lass:

 

One clench and she'd rip your dick right off.

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3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

One clench and she'd rip your dick right off.

Pardon the title of the video.

 

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

One clench and she'd rip your dick right off.

Yes, her, um “pleasure zone” seems quite fit.

 

15 hours ago, kmac30 said:

Years ago I was in Home Depot with the wife. We were in the lumber area late in the evening and no one was around. It smelled funky and she kept bitching. I figured it was the treated lumber. So we turn the corner and there is a pile of shit in the middle of the next aisle. We ran.

Was it Bob Stoops?  Urban Meyer?  Reggie Smith?!?  Don't leave us hanging...

34 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Was it Bob Stoops?  Urban Meyer?  Reggie Smith?!?  Don't leave us hanging...

I think it was the guy in the poster’s Avatar.

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On 12/7/2018 at 3:02 PM, GSU&UT said:

Dude died a few days later, so I'm guessing yes.

Article says he died of heart failure which was his original problem.  They actually fixed the bleeding in his lungs.  Makes me queasy, but its fascinating nonetheless.

30 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

Looks like she is taking a dump in the storm drain inlet.

You haven't seen "Bridesmaids", have you?

On 12/8/2018 at 7:06 AM, kopp0e said:

 

 

1996.

He was only 14 in 1966.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Image result for bridesmaids street scene

I don't get it. What's the "holy shit?" What'm I missing?

22 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

You haven't seen "Bridesmaids", have you?

Well, he's a guy, so no. 

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I don't get it. What's the "holy shit?" What'm I missing?

She pooped in the street...

7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

You haven't seen "Bridesmaids", have you?

Well, it is a pile of shit...  Dont hurt me, Drew. 

Jeez . . . I thought that was a middle-aged woman.  When did Axl Rose become Mrs. Doubtfire?

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

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I could have guessed for 9 days and not come up with Axl.  I would probably require a DNA test for proof either way.

But what is Mickey Rourke turning into?

So which one is “transitioning “ again? Axle, Mrs. Doubtfire, Danny do Vitto, Mickey Rourke or Kate Mulgrew?

x,x
3 hours ago, kopp0e said:

She pooped in the street...

Oh. That wasn't apparent in the photo.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Oh. That wasn't apparent in the photo.

Yeah, something about the bride store restroom was in use, so it went "bad" from there...

On 12/9/2018 at 7:42 PM, RollLeft said:

Didn't know whether to post in LOL thread or here...

 

Kid pulled a Shawshank.

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s Owen Wilson.

Wow.

You could just as easily convince me that was a photo of Kato Kaelin and Kathleen Turner.

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

You could just as easily convince me that was a photo of Kato Kaelin and Kathleen Turner.

Yeah, which is supposed to be Axle? 

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

You could just as easily convince me that was a photo of Kato Kaelin and Kathleen Turner.

Looks like 2 old lesbian bag women.

You're in the jungle, baby.

....you’re gonna get a moooooojito and go to bed around nine.
Looks like 2 old lesbian bag women.
Did a google search for this pic and one of the top results is a Reddit page where someone says they look like lesbian bookshop owners.
13 minutes ago, Modessit said:
26 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:
Looks like 2 old lesbian bag women.

Did a google search for this pic and one of the top results is a Reddit page where someone says they look like lesbian bookshop owners.

Portlandia, much?

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

You could just as easily convince me that was a photo of Kato Kaelin and Kathleen Turner.

Honest to Jebus my first guess was Kato Kaelin and Bruce Jenner. 

16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

His GPS was full of shit.

27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

Cuts away too soon.  Wanted to see guy open car door and punchout driver.

46 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Orca is just thinking 'Seal or no seal...'

Exactly.  But they are much smarter than sharks and can quickly distinguish and say "no seal."  Then they are thinking "wtf is this thing"

Orca is just thinking 'Seal or no seal...'


Cameraman was thinking “this is gonna be awesome on faces of death”
19 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

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It's true what they say, you want to marry one of the Olsen twins...and fuck the other one.  

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