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3 hours ago, markstanco said:

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So that's why my dry cleaning takes so dang long!

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Going down would be scarier than going up - IMO. 3 “points of contact” at all times and Hell No on carrying anything!

Hook’em!!!

Can you imagine being in the midst of a decent on that horrible thing and you very suddenly have to sneeze?

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Can you imagine being in the midst of a decent on that horrible thing and you very suddenly have to sneeze?

*descent

 

I will never forget this day

9 hours ago, futureman said:

*descent

 

I will never forget this day

Should have hit up the shit on blast thread. 

15 hours ago, Underdog said:

Guess futureman is in that phase. 

hey, are you insulting me?

6 hours ago, futureman said:

hey, are you insulting me?

Shouldn't you know?

23 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

If it’s white, say good night. 

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this made the rounds a few years ago but will always be holy shit. 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

this made the rounds a few years ago but will always be holy shit. 

I have an uncle that was that good at barefootin’ back in the 70s and 80s. He is now 78 years old. Don’t think he could do that anymore. 
 

CHIEF

9 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I have an uncle that was that good at barefootin’ back in the 70s and 80s. He is now 78 years old. Don’t think he could do that anymore. 
 

CHIEF

never say never.  I remember this guy was in a commercial a couple decades ago.  he might be dead now, I don’t know.

 

33-35mph. Depends on the size of your feet, and how much you weigh. 
 

CHIEF

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

 

This deserved on the spot execution.

 

What an asshole.

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

This deserved on the spot execution.

 

What an asshole.

That had to be deliberate.

Was that a Caddie?

51 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That had to be deliberate.

Was that a Caddie?

Yep.  And too bad they didnt go near a bridge support and let physics do the rest. 

18 hours ago, CHIEF said:

33-35mph. Depends on the size of your feet, and how much you weigh. 
 

CHIEF

I've done it a hand full of times starting off a wake skate on my ass with behind a tow rope, and I needed to be right at 40 mph.  I'd pull my buddy who was 5'6" 140 lb at right around 37 mph.  Lots of fun until you fall.  

16 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

I've done it a hand full of times starting off a wake skate on my ass with behind a tow rope, and I needed to be right at 40 mph.  I'd pull my buddy who was 5'6" 140 lb at right around 37 mph.  Lots of fun until you fall.  

Its not the fall that hurts, its the sudden impact with the water that rips your face off. 

1 hour ago, Spaulding Smails said:

I've done it a hand full of times starting off a wake skate on my ass with behind a tow rope, and I needed to be right at 40 mph.  I'd pull my buddy who was 5'6" 140 lb at right around 37 mph.  Lots of fun until you fall.  

I tried a few times and never could get up on my feet without planting face first. That was before they put booms on the boat, I know a lot of people that couldn't barefoot until they were able to learn on a boom.

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2 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

I've done it a hand full of times starting off a wake skate on my ass with behind a tow rope, and I needed to be right at 40 mph.  I'd pull my buddy who was 5'6" 140 lb at right around 37 mph.  Lots of fun until you fall.  

 

Or hit that stump 1/2" under the surface.

9 hours ago, squib said:

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I had no idea Kevin was a water buffalo or whatever that thing is

49 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Or hit that stump 1/2" under the surface.

That was always a rational fear.  This was on Lake Medina in the early 2000's, and we always made sure to do it back in Elm Cove where we knew there were no stumps, but I always worried about a log floating just under the surface.  I'm 40 lb heavier, 25 years older and that lake has 98% less water now, so no chance I'd do it there or anywhere else for that matter. 

56 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

That was always a rational fear.  This was on Lake Medina in the early 2000's, and we always made sure to do it back in Elm Cove where we knew there were no stumps, but I always worried about a log floating just under the surface.  I'm 40 lb heavier, 25 years older and that lake has 98% less water now, so no chance I'd do it there or anywhere else for that matter. 

You'll get nothing and like it

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Gonna need a bigger boat. 

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Lot of stupid in that vid. Dude just stared at as it comes right him. Gets bike run over by the flaming car that started from 20 yards away.

 

 

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