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#22552
17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Just watching that made my mosh pit injury (two broken ribs) from 30 years ago start to act up.

You didn't mosh at a Great White concert, did you? 

#22554

I took my son the other night to the Breaking Benjamin concert in SA this past week. He’d been a “fan” of BB since his pre-teen years and had seen them in SA and Austin over the years.  
 

The early bands were Wage War and Lakeview.  The last band was Staind and I could actually hear the main singer, but we left after about 5 of their songs. Tough for a 50+ years old guy to sit through, but I made it with slight tinnitus the next 24 hours.  I don’t think I can do that kind of concert again, but it went well and we were out by 10:00 on a work night for me.

 

Hook’em!!!

#22555

Saw BB with Bush and Alice In Chains a couple years ago.  Somehow I had never heard of Breaking Benjamin but the audience loved them and it was a good show.  

#22556

I think Alice In Chains was with BB in Austin like 2-3 years ago at the F1 track outside.  Hot as a MFer that evening with no shade!  That was my last “outdoors” concert.

Hook’em!!!

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#22557

 

🇨🇳 Hippo Tziumei launched a fart attack on tourists at the zoo

 

#22560
1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

🇨🇳 Hippo Tziumei launched a fart attack on tourists at the zoo

 

Cultural standards are funny. No hippo farts or human vulvas. Everything else is on the table.

#22561
54 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Cultural standards are funny. No hippo farts or human vulvas. Everything else is on the table.

Yeah, that was weird. Why the hell did they pixelate a hippo fart?!?

#22564
36 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yeah, that was weird. Why the hell did they pixelate a hippo fart?!?

 

Hippo farts are probably some weird kind of porn there. 

#22565
29 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Hippo farts are probably some weird kind of porn there. 

they’re a tough wank, for sure. 

#22571
On 5/11/2025 at 9:27 PM, futureman said:

 

Maybe my screen is too dim or I just don’t want to watch this awful shit again, What the fuck happened here? 

#22572
On 5/11/2025 at 6:43 PM, tfoolry said:

 

🇨🇳 Hippo Tziumei launched a fart attack on tourists at the zoo

 


Was that Japanese hippo porn?

@thunderlounge Beat me to it.

Edited by Dnaguy

#22573

Was that Japanese hippo porn?

No, it wasn’t. Trust me, I know Japanese hippo porn.

Wait, I mean…umm…hey, look over there, is that Earl Campbell?
#22574
3 hours ago, Mittens said:
On Mother’s Day is wild

 

That’s fucked up on any day.

#22575
19 minutes ago, B00M said:

Maybe my screen is too dim or I just don’t want to watch this awful shit again, What the fuck happened here? 


It got a little out of hand to be honest. And I bet he’d have a hard time pointing out when it all went wrong if you twisted his arm.

 

Edited by Dnaguy

#22576
13 hours ago, Mittens said:
On Mother’s Day is wild

 

The Holy S*** here is the lady that rode the hood THROUGH the wall and walked away.  I figured she would have lost a leg at least with that impact!

#22577
9 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

The Holy S*** here is the lady that rode the hood THROUGH the wall and walked away.  I figured she would have lost a leg at least with that impact!

And the chaser that she then came after the woman who ran her into the wall once she exited the vehicle!

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#22578
39 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

And the chaser that she then came after the woman who ran her into the wall once she exited the vehicle!

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I wondered if that was her that came back into frame.

Badass.

#22585
16 hours ago, B00M said:

Maybe my screen is too dim or I just don’t want to watch this awful shit again, What the fuck happened here? 

 

User name does not check out. 

Dumbass was holding the firework with his fingers wrapped around it. Firework went boom, now he's wiping his ass with a stump. 

 

Actually, looks like he's wiping his ass with his pinky. 

 

#22586
10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

User name does not check out. 

Dumbass was holding the firework with his fingers wrapped around it. Firework went boom, now he's wiping his ass with a stump. 

 

Actually, looks like he's wiping his ass with his pinky. 

 

 

Is there really someone left on earth that hasn’t seen Armageddon yet?

 

 

#22589
Holy shit, I'm aroused.
No full nudity but definitely NSFW.
Spoiler

 
 


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Flint_Petal

12h ago
I bet she filmed this for her Only Pans
#22590
8 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Girl needs a few cheeseburgers.

I’m usually all in for skinny chicks, but yeah, this girl needs a double cheeseburger meal with a shake and large fries. 

#22592

The shocking thing about this video is that there is no blood or gore.  

Yet.

 

Some people are afraid to die, others are afraid to live 🙃

 

#22593
41 minutes ago, nnm said:

The shocking thing about this video is that there is no blood or gore.  

Yet.

 

Some people are afraid to die, others are afraid to live 🙃

 

Crazy AND stupid is a bad recipe.

#22595
No Way

 

#22596
7 hours ago, nnm said:

The shocking thing about this video is that there is no blood or gore.  

Yet.

 

Some people are afraid to die, others are afraid to live 🙃

 

I anxiously await the video where he dies a gruesome, painful death. 

#22597
3 hours ago, nnm said:
No Way

 

What fucking moron calls dispatch instead of 911? He think Amazon has a rescue team on standby? Gotdamn idiot

#22598
1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

What fucking moron calls dispatch instead of 911? He think Amazon has a rescue team on standby? Gotdamn idiot

Well, he did say that the FD, PD, ambulance and helicopter showed up so apparently somebody called them. 

#22599
3 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

What fucking moron calls dispatch instead of 911? He think Amazon has a rescue team on standby? Gotdamn idiot

 

3 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Well, he did say that the FD, PD, ambulance and helicopter showed up so apparently somebody called them. 

Or dispatch could have just called someone with a ladder to go over and get him out and saved the FD, Ambulance and helicopter a trip to a hole in a yard that he walked to close to….

#22600
11 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

What fucking moron calls dispatch instead of 911? He think Amazon has a rescue team on standby? Gotdamn idiot

Some places require you notify internal resources BEFORE calling 911, and wouldn't surprise me if Amazon is one of those.  Gotta get PR ahead of the storm.

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