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9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

 

Or dispatch could have just called someone with a ladder to go over and get him out and saved the FD, Ambulance and helicopter a trip to a hole in a yard that he walked to close to….

 

It was a sinkhole that opened up below him. He didn't just walk too close a hole.

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41 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

It was a sinkhole that opened up below him. He didn't just walk too close a hole.

Was that the official ring dunk procedure I hear so much about from aggy?

6 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Was that the official ring dunk procedure I hear so much about from aggy?

 

Sure looked like it. 

56 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

what an asshole

You misspelled "good guy with a gun".

6 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Some places require you notify internal resources BEFORE calling 911, and wouldn't surprise me if Amazon is one of those.  Gotta get PR ahead of the storm.

Fuck that. Standing in a shit pit with walls caving in? A policy like that doesn’t make a shit when you’re at risk of imminent death

34 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Fuck that. Standing in a shit pit with walls caving in? A policy like that doesn’t make a shit when you’re at risk of imminent death

Oh, I agree, and fire me for circumventing the handbook in that case.  Of course, not sure how I'd call while projectile vomiting my last 5 days worth of meals.

3 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Fuck that. Standing in a shit pit with walls caving in? A policy like that doesn’t make a shit when you’re at risk of imminent death

 

The walls were only caving when he tried to climb out by the exposed roots.

The REAL problem was H2S. 

13 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

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More like the circle of life.

What fucking moron calls dispatch instead of 911? He think Amazon has a rescue team on standby? Gotdamn idiot
Some places require you notify internal resources BEFORE calling 911, and wouldn't surprise me if Amazon is one of those.  Gotta get PR ahead of the storm.
He doesn't work for Amaxon despite the Amazon branded vest and panel van. He works for a subcontracting company that delivers Amazon packages. It's how Amazom avoids liability for shit like this. The sub-companies are responsible for hiring and clearing drivers. Any damages incurred are on the sub-company that hired him. I personally would've called the customer first to see if they had a ladder or rope, then 911, then my dispatch to let them know why I'm not delivering (vehicles have trackers).
1 hour ago, Modessit said:

He doesn't work for Amaxon despite the Amazon branded vest and panel van. He works for a subcontracting company that delivers Amazon packages. It's how Amazom avoids liability for shit like this. The sub-companies are responsible for hiring and clearing drivers. Any damages incurred are on the sub-company that hired him. I personally would've called the customer first to see if they had a ladder or rope, then 911, then my dispatch to let them know why I'm not delivering (vehicles have trackers).

I woulda posited the question on the "Can you help me with this?" board right here.

how the fuck is that possible

how could the "captain" not know the height of the bridge

gen z is somehow responsible

1 hour ago, futureman said:

how the fuck is that possible

how could the "captain" not know the height of the bridge

gen z is somehow responsible

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Girl needs a few cheeseburgers.

Holy shit man, the processed foods consortium has really done a number on you!
2 hours ago, futureman said:

how the fuck is that possible

how could the "captain" not know the height of the bridge

gen z is somehow responsible

The water in NYC is taller than in Mexico

I mean... This is completely understandable, since they don't have a gulf they could practice in. 

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7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The water in NYC is taller than in Mexico

It’s what makes the bagels in NYC better than anywhere else. 

Uhmmmm…

 

The ship apparently lost power.  Y’all DID notice it hit the bridge with its stern, right?

2 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Y’all DID notice it hit the bridge with its stern, right?

well now that you mention it…

12 hours ago, nnm said:

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This isn’t our first rodeo.

Time to strap up boys…..

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8 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Gulf of America retaliation?

their retaliation is fucking up their own ship?  it's a bold strategy, if nothing else.

18 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Uhmmmm…

 

The ship apparently lost power.  Y’all DID notice it hit the bridge with its stern, right?

Thought it hit the bridge with it's mast.

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Holy shit, Mexico has a navy? 

Where do you think the drugs come from? 

15 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

The way the driver has the cig loosely hangin from his lips as the cop car plows into the driver's door.  That guy has done this before. 

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15 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

Love that the dude never lost grip of his cig.

 

 

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CHAD FUCK!

23 hours ago, nnm said:

Where do you think the drugs come from? 

The local high school? 

Should have stuck his head in.

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