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On 2/5/2025 at 8:55 PM, futureman said:

it wasn’t until my sister had kids that I became aware of diaper blowouts where an infant literally shits so hard it comes out of the top of the diaper and sprays their back.  just awful.

those of you with kids I know you’re aware of this phenomenon. 

 

19 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

I watched this 10 times then had to stop. Jesus H people are fucking insane.

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

is this the same one where there’s  drone footage of the eruption and there’s a group just chilling near the top and not running away?

7 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

I'm scheduled to climb Mt Etna in July so this is not ideal.

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Wasn't sure where to post this and Holy Shit barely edged out lulz.. you ever get so drunk you fight yourself and lose your town to the Ottomans?

Edited by Bender Bending Rodriguez

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Wasn't sure where to post this and Holy Shit barely edged out lulz.. you ever get so drunk you fight yourself and lose your town to the Ottomans?

It’s actually more interesting than that.

During the ottoman rule the Austrian military exfiltrated all of their keen battle insight and vowed to set up a place where they could teach the world how to fuck shit up. They selected a small patch of land in Texas and years later convinced a young state to let them open a college. The Texum Bulldogs were born.
21 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

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Wasn't sure where to post this and Holy Shit barely edged out lulz.. you ever get so drunk you fight yourself and lose your town to the Ottomans?

I’ve been slightly inebriated and bumped into myself, on/in a mirrored wall, at a nice restaurant (business meeting).  I told myself “excuse me, I’m sorry about that.”  My co-workers laughed for years about that incident.

Hook’em!!!

He was welding while using a drum of fuel as a ladder? Man. 

On 6/3/2025 at 11:56 PM, Longhornstampede said:

This isn't so funny anymore...

Not even close to the same, but yeah.

Nm.  
 

anyone know why a Reddit link won’t embed on an iPhone?

 

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19 hours ago, Chooky said:

He was welding while using a drum of fuel as a ladder? Man. 

Was at a chemical plant - I think Chocolate Bayou - installing realtime computer control systems, hanging around control room building. The infirmary was attached to that. We saw four guys come running around the side, carrying a stretcher. We ran to open the door for them, and they had a bloody mess on that thing, guy was deader than a stone. He was a welder, had a pack of smokes and one of those little Bic lighters in his shirt pocket, and a big spark hit it and set it off. Turns out those fuckers had a hellacious amount of energy packed up, and that thing blew his top left side completely off, shoulder, chest, arm and all. I remained a Zippo guy my whole smoking life.

19 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Was at a chemical plant - I think Chocolate Bayou - installing realtime computer control systems, hanging around control room building. The infirmary was attached to that. We saw four guys come running around the side, carrying a stretcher. We ran to open the door for them, and they had a bloody mess on that thing, guy was deader than a stone. He was a welder, had a pack of smokes and one of those little Bic lighters in his shirt pocket, and a big spark hit it and set it off. Turns out those fuckers had a hellacious amount of energy packed up, and that thing blew his top left side completely off, shoulder, chest, arm and all. I remained a Zippo guy my whole smoking life.

Wtf? A bic lighter can become a grenade? Pretty wild. Seems like every welder I've ever known had a zippo. 

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Wtf? A bic lighter can become a grenade? Pretty wild. Seems like every welder I've ever known had a zippo. 

Saw a guy toss one in a big ol' camp fire once. It didn't explode, but it made a hell of a flash. I don't plan on experimenting with it... 

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Was at a chemical plant - I think Chocolate Bayou - installing realtime computer control systems, hanging around control room building. The infirmary was attached to that. We saw four guys come running around the side, carrying a stretcher. We ran to open the door for them, and they had a bloody mess on that thing, guy was deader than a stone. He was a welder, had a pack of smokes and one of those little Bic lighters in his shirt pocket, and a big spark hit it and set it off. Turns out those fuckers had a hellacious amount of energy packed up, and that thing blew his top left side completely off, shoulder, chest, arm and all. I remained a Zippo guy my whole smoking life.

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On 6/3/2025 at 5:20 PM, Nuge said:

I'm scheduled to climb Mt Etna in July so this is not ideal.


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i could have sworn [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] was hispanic....  but damn dude, thats a hell of a bender. 

Look man, I took the loss to UGA kinda hard, ok?
5 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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They apparently have a different definition of "without major brain damage" than I do*

 

 

 

* There's no fucking way he doesn't have major brain damage, if this is indeed real (which I doubt). His frontal lobe is gone, which operates all of our executive functioning and basically makes us human. Not to mention the loss of most of his cerebral cortex and limbic system, which control coordination, movement, emotion, speech, and other trifling matters. 

They apparently have a different definition of "without major brain damage" than I do*
 
 
 
* There's no fucking way he doesn't have major brain damage, if this is indeed real (which I doubt). His frontal lobe is gone, which operates all of our executive functioning and basically makes us human. Not to mention the loss of most of his cerebral cortex and limbic system, which control coordination, movement, emotion, speech, and other trifling matters. 

We get it, we get it. So which state elected him Senator again?
7 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

They apparently have a different definition of "without major brain damage" than I do*

 

 

 

* There's no fucking way he doesn't have major brain damage, if this is indeed real (which I doubt). His frontal lobe is gone, which operates all of our executive functioning and basically makes us human. Not to mention the loss of most of his cerebral cortex and limbic system, which control coordination, movement, emotion, speech, and other trifling matters. 

Well look at the half brain on Brad.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


We get it, we get it. So which state elected him Senator again?

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Im going to go out on a limb and say his motorcycle insurance maximums wont be able to pay for that. 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

Is that video flipped? Or was it shot in England?

And yeah, the motorcyclist is either dead, or want to be dead when he gets the bill.

 

I never understood speeders who weaving in and out of traffic. A BMW almost almost hit me over the weekend. He probably got within 3 feet of me going 20+ miles over the speed limit. Idiot was racing an Audi.

I give him 9.3 - coulda been higher, but didn't stick the landing.

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