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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Maybe. But it would be a special level of callousness to do it during the daytime, when it's obvious there are people working.

Plus a lot less fun for spectators. 

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'Merica!!

43 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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I'm sorry, but you need to back that opinion up Terry.

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8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

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2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

This woman was put on this earth for lesbian porn 

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5 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Please please please have no gag reflex...

She can blow you and lick your butthole at the same time!!

17 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! 
 

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16 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

^^

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The flats of mid-coast to south Texas are crystal clear water only 1-2 feet deep. If I get bit by a shark in on flats, it's my own damn fault.

7 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Please please please have no gag reflex...

Not until she says “I do.”

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

The flats of mid-coast to south Texas are crystal clear water only 1-2 feet deep. If I get bit by a shark in on flats, it's my own damn fault.

I was wading SLP one morning fairly deep and doing pretty good.  Suddenly, the bite turned off, so I began moving around to see if the fish had really left.  About that time a Jaws type fin rolled over about arm's reach.  My life flashed before my eyes; adrenalin was pumping so bad I could have walked on water.  Then I realized it was a porpoise.  OK, really it more like 6 feet away and kinda medium small fin, but it ended my morning. 

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I was wading SLP one morning fairly deep and doing pretty good.  Suddenly, the bite turned off, so I began moving around to see if the fish had really left.  About that time a Jaws type fin rolled over about arm's reach.  My life flashed before my eyes; adrenalin was pumping so bad I could have walked on water.  Then I realized it was a porpoise.  OK, really it more like 6 feet away and kinda medium small fin, but it ended my morning. 

A fellow from Blessing was fishing at Oyster Lake years back, about chest deep, and a porpoise got mad about him getting too close to her babies.  Broke or bruised a couple of his ribs.  They can fuck you up if they take a mind to.  

4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

A fellow from Blessing was fishing at Oyster Lake years back, about chest deep, and a porpoise got mad about him getting too close to her babies.  Broke or bruised a couple of his ribs.  They can fuck you up if they take a mind to.  

My grandpa ran the bait camp there for years.  

7 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

My grandpa ran the bait camp there for years.  

Yup, I remembered that and still trip on the old pilings at the end of the bulkhead when the tide is high.  

18 hours ago, crash_davis said:

The flats of mid-coast to south Texas are crystal clear water only 1-2 feet deep. If I get bit by a shark in on flats, it's my own damn fault.

Im sure you can run through waist deep water faster than a shark can swim.

I was out on the second sand bar at south padre when i saw the shadow of a big fucking shark in a wave coming towards me. I dont remember how i got back to shore but it felt like i teleported.

 

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Im sure you can run through waist deep water faster than a shark can swim.

100%.  sharks are actually pretty slow in the water.  most people don’t know that. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

100%.  sharks are actually pretty slow in the water.  most people don’t know that. 

I don't know, I've never seen a Ferrari outrun a shark underwater.  Says a lot about the speed of a shark.

21 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

I don't know, I've never seen a Ferrari outrun a shark underwater.

How about a Lotus Esprit?

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6 minutes ago, RPM said:

How about a Lotus Esprit?

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Why am I having flashbacks from Cannonball Run?

 

35 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Why am I having flashbacks from Cannonball Run?

 

Maybe the mescaline?

13 hours ago, futureman said:

 

He might want to tighten up that chin strap next time. That shit went flying further than his carcass. 

On 7/11/2025 at 6:31 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

wringing something out is a great way to dry it...

 
 

Not only would I not do it, I also would not watch someone else do it nor would I even get out of the fucking car if I happened upon that place.

If that non elite athlete chic can do it, so can I

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