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On 11/5/2025 at 9:21 AM, Mittens said:

Epidemic of train/18 wheeler collisions in SATX lately.  Here's the Vandegrift band rig getting whacked on Monday:

 

 

I was told a few other high schools loaned the band members equipment, and they went out and got third place in state!  If true thats awesome. 

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Somebody is going to edit that video and go full wicked witch melting  with the manager.

Lady shouldn’t have done it, but who hasn’t wanted to do something like that at some point. 

36 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Somebody is going to edit that video and go full wicked witch melting  with the manager.

Lady shouldn’t have done it, but who hasn’t wanted to do something like that at some point. 

uhhhhh....throwing scalding coffee on someone? Yeah that's not something I've ever wanted to do. 

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

uhhhhh....throwing scalding coffee on someone? Yeah that's not something I've ever wanted to do. 

 

I didn’t mean throw coffee on someone specifically. I meant flip out, etc. Which is why I said something like that.

I said she was wrong, and she was. 

But the difference is beat described by Sheriff Buford T Justice: “You can think about it… but don’t do it.”

 

47 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

I didn’t mean throw coffee on someone specifically. I meant flip out, etc. Which is why I said something like that.

I said she was wrong, and she was. 

But the difference is beat described by Sheriff Buford T Justice: “You can think about it… but don’t do it.”

 

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Do not besmirch the good Sherriff's name in reference to that coffee thrower!

4 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

I didn’t mean throw coffee on someone specifically. I meant flip out, etc. Which is why I said something like that.

I said she was wrong, and she was. 

But the difference is beat described by Sheriff Buford T Justice: “You can think about it… but don’t do it.”

 

The unending wisdom of Sheriff Justice. 

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

I thought McDonald's claimed in court their coffee wasn't that hot?

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

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If it hasn't already killed me in 1.3 Mike Gundys, I'll probably be okay.

20 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

I didn’t mean throw coffee on someone specifically. I meant flip out, etc. Which is why I said something like that.

I said she was wrong, and she was. 

But the difference is beat described by Sheriff Buford T Justice: “You can think about it… but don’t do it.”

 

When I was a poor student I had a Wells Fargo bank account and I overdrew it on occasion.  I learned that what WF did is they would put through bigger checks first so that every subsequent transaction would rack up additional $35 fees.  I thought that was fucked up and evil and I was in the office of one of their assistant branch managers to tell him so and he had a heavy brass business card holder that I was very, very tempted to throw at his smug ass face.

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23 hours ago, markstanco said:

I was told a few other high schools loaned the band members equipment, and they went out and got third place in state!  If true thats awesome. 

It is true.  The schools there not only lent them instruments so that they could perform, the other schools parents and volunteers went to the scene and helped unload.  Then schools from the Austin area brought their own trailers to help get them all home and then back the next day for the finals.  Great community effort in supporting these kids.

5 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

When I was a poor student I had a Wells Fargo bank account and I overdrew it on occasion.  I learned that what WF did is they would put through bigger checks first so that every subsequent transaction would rack up additional $35 fees.  I thought that was fucked up and evil and I was in the office of one of their assistant branch managers to tell him so and he had a heavy brass business card holder that I was very, very tempted to throw at his smug ass face.

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Okay, I retract my earlier comments about not throwing stuff at people. Your scenario provides plenty of justification. 

When I was a poor student I had a Wells Fargo bank account and I overdrew it on occasion.  I learned that what WF did is they would put through bigger checks first so that every subsequent transaction would rack up additional $35 fees.  I thought that was fucked up and evil and I was in the office of one of their assistant branch managers to tell him so and he had a heavy brass business card holder that I was very, very tempted to throw at his smug ass face.
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The reasoning internally at WF was to make sure the bigger checks cleared - Mortgage, car payment, etc.

But we knew the reason was more fees.

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22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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I thought I heard someone fucking last night.

On 11/6/2025 at 12:46 PM, markstanco said:

I was told a few other high schools loaned the band members equipment, and they went out and got third place in state!  If true thats awesome. 

It is true. Also, as soon as word got out about the crash, the Leander HS trailer was on the road down to San Antonio to help out. 

And then they borrowed the Texas State band trailer for the last competition this weekend.

On 11/5/2025 at 9:21 AM, Mittens said:

Epidemic of train/18 wheeler collisions in SATX lately.  Here's the Vandegrift band rig getting whacked on Monday:

Bryan, TX:

 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

 

pretty awesome when the bridge got hit just right. 

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

 

Big mother fucker goes sailing about the 20-22 second mark, flies forever and crashes to the right of the bridge. 

 

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31 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The whole thing...Holy Shit

 

I see he found a backpack large enough to carry his nuts.

I screamed at 10:16 mark.

Whatever, says this dude:

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No, really, you see like the one thing I wanna do before I join the cosmos is to hang glide off of Mt. Everest. Yeah, but wait, this is the best part: NAKED! 

 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

 

Had he been 1 second faster in doing shit in his routine, he'd be dead Fred.  Dayum.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Good friend took the last one. I have a couple of elevated spots to view from, tonight. One on Chalk Mountain, west of Glen Rose, and another at the base of Comanche Peak. It was pretty cool last night, but tonight is supposed to be bonkers.

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I have my DJI drone on the charger right now for this evening. If I get anything interesting I'll post it up.  

This is why I dont send my food back.  Take the L, and get something at home if they wont refund your money.

 

On 11/12/2025 at 8:50 AM, markstanco said:

 

The Dominican TxTow is strong. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

This is why I dont send my food back.  Take the L, and get something at home if they wont refund your money.

 

 

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