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55 minutes ago, nnm said:

Doggo livin' his best life.

He’s been saving that bite for a long time. 

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5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

millenials are not well

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The kink is strong in Gen X.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

The kink is strong in Gen X.

I’m a millennial.  go figure. 

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

The tramp stamp on the guy makes me suspicious. 

33 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

I bet the pilot didn't like that none too much.

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

That didn't really bother me after the Chantix nightmare I had last night. I'm on day 24.  I haven't smoked at all in a week.

Dreams are so fucking real and I have been having a regular theme of dying in clostorphobia.

Last night, I dreamed for a very long time.  I was trying to cross over this pile of large rusty metal and junk to get across to my friend.  Then suddenly the rusty metal and junk started moving as if on a conveyer belt, then began descending under ground.  Then the metal and earth began to crush me feet first in painful agony and clostorphobic dread with plenty of time to contemplate the rest of my torso about to be crushed.  Then something spikey started to crush my head, but not enough to kill me.  I was under there with my chest compressed just enough for 10% breaths until my breathing failed and I died and then I woke up.  Lulz.

2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Bouler vid.

Try explaining THAT to your insurance company. 

Is the meathead, #50 for Shaw, signed with aggy?  That would track.

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48 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Is the meathead, #50 for Shaw, signed with aggy?  That would track.

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Center celebrates knowing they have to kneel down at least two more times. Dumbass. 
 

Coaches having the QB are kneel downs in shotgun formation. Dumbasses.

 

Punter chokes and shanks it, wasn’t blocked at all announcers. Dumbasses.

 

So many things went wrong, it being New Orleans, I suspect voodoo was involved.

20 hours ago, Elvis said:

That didn't really bother me after the Chantix nightmare I had last night. I'm on day 24.  I haven't smoked at all in a week.

Dreams are so fucking real and I have been having a regular theme of dying in clostorphobia.

Last night, I dreamed for a very long time.  I was trying to cross over this pile of large rusty metal and junk to get across to my friend.  Then suddenly the rusty metal and junk started moving as if on a conveyer belt, then began descending under ground.  Then the metal and earth began to crush me feet first in painful agony and clostorphobic dread with plenty of time to contemplate the rest of my torso about to be crushed.  Then something spikey started to crush my head, but not enough to kill me.  I was under there with my chest compressed just enough for 10% breaths until my breathing failed and I died and then I woke up.  Lulz.

I know a woman who lost her fucking mind on Chantix. Went from completely normal to believing in alternate realities. Also, started telling colleagues at work, in the open, that she wanted to sleep with them. No one did because she was obviously altered.  She was let go.

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1 hour ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

started telling colleagues at work, in the open, that she wanted to sleep with them. No one did because she was obviously altered

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49 minutes ago, nnm said:

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It was obvious. If a man was going into the restroom she would bark "Can I follow you in to see how big your cock is?" in front of her manager. She completely lost it.

On 12/10/2025 at 5:54 PM, Chopper said:

millenials are not well

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What kind of age breakdown is this?

Millennials are  25-34? 

Since when do generations only last 9 years?

Millennials closer to 28-43.

Stay in your lane Pornhub and just label the age rages using your standards.

Step Sis, Milf, Cougar, and Vintage

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WTF is wrong with US boomers? Fisting? Bisexual male?

Pains me to say this, but I identify more with boomers on this one.

8 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

It was obvious. If a man was going into the restroom she would bark "Can I follow you in to see how big your cock is?" in front of her manager. She completely lost it.

In vino veritas. 

13 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I know a woman who lost her fucking mind on Chantix. Went from completely normal to believing in alternate realities. Also, started telling colleagues at work, in the open, that she wanted to sleep with them. No one did because she was obviously altered.  She was let go.

Gotta number?

On 12/13/2025 at 4:49 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

Also, started telling colleagues at work, in the open, that she wanted to sleep with them. No one did because she was obviously altered.  She was let go.

Fucking HR, man.  god damn biggest bunch of killjoys ever.

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On 12/12/2025 at 6:29 PM, ROFL BOX said:

 

 

Something something South Austin's mom.

i dont think his flinch/feints worked out very well

8 minutes ago, Felix said:

Murder.

Not in a "stand your ground" state.  

9 minutes ago, Felix said:

Murder.

FAFO.  Castle Doctrine.  Cop's gonna walk.  

I don't give a fuck what the "law" says in this situation.  That's murder. Guy who got killed was a dumbass, but that doesn't mean he should die. I'm not opposed to defending yourself or your home and property, but what happened to us that we find it ok to shoot an unarmed man in a situation were we could have just driven away?  Fuck that.

aaaannnnddd.... thats why I dont do carnival rides anymore... if im gonna get killed its at Disney or universal where they have real insurance and real pockets. 

 

the pop up carnival team have $50 bucks in insurance and nobody who owns the equipment is anywhere near the carnival. 

1 hour ago, Felix said:

I don't give a fuck what the "law" says in this situation.  That's murder. Guy who got killed was a dumbass, but that doesn't mean he should die. I'm not opposed to defending yourself or your home and property, but what happened to us that we find it ok to shoot an unarmed man in a situation were we could have just driven away?  Fuck that.

 

No, that isn't murder. You may not like it, but you have a guy stop in the middle of the road, get out and start yelling in your window. Up to that point, there is no "threat". Once he crosses that line and starts to attack through the window, the rules change.

That truck had nowhere to go. Blocked in front by the asshole who got out, blocked behind by the guy filming, and traffic had stopped on the other side.

There is no rule saying you must use equal force. If you feel in fear of your life or serious bodily harm, you have the right to defend yourself. The guy in the truck had no idea what the guy was capable of, but he was obviously off his rocker to stop and get out like that in the middle of the road. So now he's gonna start an attack, and who knows if he's mental or what he's going to do.

It's not a pretty situation, and the guy should have never got out the car to begin with, but it was not murder. Had he not crossed the line and started an attack through the window, it's a different case.

 

32 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

No, that isn't murder. You may not like it, but you have a guy stop in the middle of the road, get out and start yelling in your window. Up to that point, there is no "threat". Once he crosses that line and starts to attack through the window, the rules change.

That truck had nowhere to go. Blocked in front by the asshole who got out, blocked behind by the guy filming, and traffic had stopped on the other side.

There is no rule saying you must use equal force. If you feel in fear of your life or serious bodily harm, you have the right to defend yourself. The guy in the truck had no idea what the guy was capable of, but he was obviously off his rocker to stop and get out like that in the middle of the road. So now he's gonna start an attack, and who knows if he's mental or what he's going to do.

It's not a pretty situation, and the guy should have never got out the car to begin with, but it was not murder. Had he not crossed the line and started an attack through the window, it's a different case.

 

The base defense of pussies everywhere. The fucking military doesn't even believe this.  If your fear gets to be the deciding factor in taking someones life, then there are no rules.  I don't get how you guys can't see that?  

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