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9 hours ago, Robin Masters said:

 

 

 

Apparently this is a thing, I think she does it better.

 

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1 hour ago, DougO said:

 

Life changing, and probably swimsuit changing experience as well

Yeah, fuck those fish. 

5 hours ago, Netzer said:

but that's one "creative" excuse.

I highly doubt its not true.

Of course I just "missed" hitting a possum/deer/alligator/unicorn once that caused me to slide onto the shoulder and a mile marker post took off the driver side mirror of my then girlfriends fathers jeep.

I definitely hadn't dozed off.  No way.  No sir.

6 hours ago, Netzer said:

I'm glad your daughter is OK, but that's one "creative" excuse.

Tell her to get real snow tires (not just all-season sets) for her car, if she doesn't have them already. That investment beats the cost of pretty much any damage to your or another person's vehicle, not to mention possible physical harm.

We just had some pretty severe snowfall in the Alps, with up to 15 feet within a couple of days, which made driving in general a bit of a challenge.

 

Ha! I’m the guy on Shaggy who claimed to own 48 tires at one time because I had winter tires for all 6 of our vehicles, with 24 being in storage. Some people thought I was making that up.

My daughter has almost new Michelin X-Ice tires on all 4 wheels. I’m a true believer in winter tires.

The part of her story I that is suspect is that I think she probably overreacted and tried to evade the deer rather than just hit the brakes. A guy who graduated with my son gave her a ride home, and he said he was about 20 seconds behind her and saw deer. Another reason I doubt traction played a role is that she was heading up an incline which would help if all she did was try to stop.

I think this was almost entirely her driving too fast for the conditions followed by an overreaction. 

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8 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

What the hell did that guy put in his bottle?

Looks like eels.

Yep, probably live baby eels. People eat them, usually fried or cooked, across Eastern Asia. They're actually not too bad.

 

They also eat live baby rats.

 

The disturbing thing about eating whole animals - especially raw - is that you’re also eating all their shit, urine, semen, snot, etc.

I think I’ll have some oysters, snails, and sardines today. Hey, it’s not just an Asian thing. 

49 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Ain’t no way I’m watching that rat vid. Jesus, Man.

they must be like chocolate covered cherries. hard outside but when you bite the soft gooey insides burst in your mouth.

4 hours ago, Netzer said:

They also eat live baby rats.

 

 

That is fkn disgusting.  

2 hours ago, AM Wood said:

they must be like chocolate covered cherries. hard outside but when you bite the soft gooey insides burst in your mouth.

Far Side polar bears and igloos

On 1/21/2019 at 7:05 PM, Netzer said:

Detroit timeline from 2009 to 2015, based on Google Maps Street View images.

 

At the 4:08 mark there is a house which is, quite literally, on fire. 

1 hour ago, Chet Steadman said:

At the 4:08 mark there is a house which is, quite literally, on fire. 

There's like 10 burning buildings in this video. Did you not watch it all? 

10 hours ago, Chet Steadman said:

At the 4:08 mark there is a house which is, quite literally, on fire. 

I don't know why you specifically pointed out 4:08, that's not even the first active fire in the video. Hell, at the 1:22 mark there's a house fire with fire fighters actively hosing it down.

On ‎1‎/‎22‎/‎2019 at 2:00 PM, Netzer said:

I think I'd rather have a glass full of squirming flesh-eating worms than watching that movie again.

Anyway, a quick reminder why one's speed should never exceed one's visibility.

 

That guy is an idiot, because at the start of the video you can see 2 cop cars with lights flashig going by as he enters the freeway. Where did he think they were going on the highway, a donut shop. He deserves to get his CDL pulled for that shit. Driving faster than you can see, following emergency vehicles, in a snow storm and being the 2nd or 3rd idiot into a chain reaction ... this is how people die, when you are hauling tons of freight and you aren't in control.

Makes me ragey - as we typically have several chain reaction accidents each year somewhere in the Midwest because of blowing snow and idiots who don't understand driving conditions.

20 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

just so fucking confused

is that a water buffalo? or is it a cow?

The one in the red dress?

On 1/21/2019 at 9:18 PM, Netzer said:

The interior view really gets the guy's anger across.

 

Effing awesome.

Only way it could've been better if the sign outside said Trump.

34 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

just so fucking confused

is that a water buffalo? or is it a cow?

water buffalo.

 


Laugh all you want, but those people are saving a small fortune in gym memberships.
6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

what the fuck is wrong with some people?

 

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Sorta want. 

10 minutes ago, Hate said:

 


Laugh all you want, but those people are saving a small fortune in gym memberships.

 

the old dude has given up on life.  he knows that his crazy bitch led them down an up escalator.  but he'd rather suffer the indignity of looking like a complete fucking idiot than to get in an another argument with the dumb bitch.  i think he hopes his shoestring gets caught in the escalator and he is bit by small bit for 30 long minutes painfully shredded to death so that he can escape her.

Effing awesome.
Only way it could've been better if the sign outside said Trump.


Umpossible. He always pays his bills.
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

the old dude has given up on life.  he knows that his crazy bitch led them down an up escalator.  but he'd rather suffer the indignity of looking like a complete fucking idiot than to get in an another argument with the dumb bitch.  i think he hopes his shoestring gets caught in the escalator and he is bit by small bit for 30 long minutes painfully shredded to death so that he can escape her.

This is @Mitch Cumsteen and his wife shopping, isn't it?

Brokeback Electrician?  

 

Incredible story, btw. 

11 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

That guy is an idiot, because at the start of the video you can see 2 cop cars with lights flashig going by as he enters the freeway. Where did he think they were going on the highway, a donut shop. He deserves to get his CDL pulled for that shit. Driving faster than you can see, following emergency vehicles, in a snow storm and being the 2nd or 3rd idiot into a chain reaction ... this is how people die, when you are hauling tons of freight and you aren't in control.

Makes me ragey - as we typically have several chain reaction accidents each year somewhere in the Midwest because of blowing snow and idiots who don't understand driving conditions.

call me racist I'm pretty sure that guy wasn't north american

52 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

call me racist I'm pretty sure that guy wasn't north american

I thought he was Quebecois.  

Ha, my bad, I thought I heard spanish at the end the first time I watched it.  Volume was too low to distinguish I guess.  Never mind then, this fucker has probably seen more snow than we can ever imagine.

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8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

supposedly a meth house.

 

Holy shit indeed. Is there a story here?

15 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

The unloading station is lit !!

8 hours ago, LTbear said:

Holy shit indeed. Is there a story here?

Drugs are bad.

2 hours ago, Netzer said:

Mt. Lemmon, Tucson, AZ.

 

 

that deer went back into the woods, no fucks given.

in fact, later that day he overheard another deer talking about how bikes are dangerous.

our hero here stepped in and said

"bro thats bullshit, bicycles aint shit!", "I took one out earlier today on the road and that dude on top-- LOOOOOOLLLLLLL  fool went flying ass over handlebars!!!!"

"Now cars.......... cars are for real son, a car will FUCK YOU UP!!!, but a bicycle, yeah a bicycle aint shit man"

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