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14 hours ago, Netzer said:

Hot dog lovers beware! NSFW

 

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how much they charging for that? 

 

 

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16 hours ago, Netzer said:

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It does have a bit of a wang to it...

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

IN!!!!

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

that car has a nice chip shot.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Uh, watch the driver.

Thank god that roof was there to break his fall

17 hours ago, Netzer said:

Hot dog lovers beware! NSFW

 

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“He started yelling for the manager,” continued the anonymous patron. “When the Davis [Dime Cafe manager] arrived at his table, he took a bite an agreed something wasn’t right with it.”

“Yeah, it tasted kinda strange. I just assumed it’d gone bad. I let the line cook and the dishwasher taste it too.” said Davis McCalister speaking of the incident. “I didn’t think much more about it than that other than to refund his money and apologize. Things like that happen, you know? But not like this.”

 

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Who the fuck takes bites of patrons food to confirm it tastes funky, especially a hot dog.  Dude, I'll take your word for it and give you a new $0.25 frank.

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Who the fuck takes bites of patrons food to confirm it tastes funky, especially a hot dog.  Dude, I'll take your word for it and give you a new $0.25 frank.

haha, no shit. now they all got a taste of that cooch

16 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Who the fuck takes bites of patrons food to confirm it tastes funky, especially a hot dog.  Dude, I'll take your word for it and give you a new $0.25 frank.

What kind of top shelf hot dogs do you buy?  

17 hours ago, Netzer said:

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The dumbest phrase in business is "the customer is always right." No, sometimes customers are unprovoked assholes and are wrong. I wish more places would take the balls to tell shitty customers to gtfo, your business is not needed here. Maybe if the boss stood up for servers being treated like shit they wouldn't resort to this type of shit. Although, this is way out of bounds and this chick is clearly insane. 

58 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The dumbest phrase in business is "the customer is always right." No, sometimes customers are unprovoked assholes and are wrong. I wish more places would take the balls to tell shitty customers to gtfo, your business is not needed here. Maybe if the boss stood up for servers being treated like shit they wouldn't resort to this type of shit. Although, this is way out of bounds and this chick is clearly insane. 

I'm not in the restaurant industry, but I do get to tell customers to fuck off (maybe not in those words) all the time. I love it.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

 Although, this is way out of bounds and this chick is clearly insane. 

What if she was hot?

16 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I'm not in the restaurant industry, but I do get to tell customers to fuck off (maybe not in those words) all the time. I love it.

I hear postal carriers have it pretty good these days.

22 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I'm not in the restaurant industry, but I do get to tell customers to fuck off (maybe not in those words) all the time. I love it.

It’s because you think they’re cops undercover, right?

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

The dumbest phrase in business is "the customer is always right." No, sometimes customers are unprovoked assholes and are wrong. I wish more places would take the balls to tell shitty customers to gtfo, your business is not needed here. Maybe if the boss stood up for servers being treated like shit they wouldn't resort to this type of shit. Although, this is way out of bounds and this chick is clearly insane. 

A friend of mine owns a restaurant that has garnered praise nationally. But the online reviews suffer a bit as they are peppered with people who are pissed of that he got pissed off with them. He doesn’t take even mild criticism well, mostly due to an Italian temper which doesn’t go over well in the upper Midwest. 

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

A friend of mine owns a restaurant that has garnered praise nationally. But the online reviews suffer a bit as they are peppered with people who are pissed of that he got pissed off with them. He doesn’t take even mild criticism well, mostly due to an Italian temper which doesn’t go over well in the upper Midwest. 

There's a restaurant that opened near us that got decent reviews, but in typical yelp fashion, there were the typical complainers, most of which centered around service times.  The owner, instead of apologizing and diplomatically explaining the cause of the delays, would go on the attack and unleash on customers online.  They closed within 6 months of opening.

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Uh, watch the driver.

I saw the driver. I was more concerned for the dog.

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

The dumbest phrase in business is "the customer is always right." No, sometimes customers are unprovoked assholes and are wrong. I wish more places would take the balls to tell shitty customers to gtfo, your business is not needed here. Maybe if the boss stood up for servers being treated like shit they wouldn't resort to this type of shit. Although, this is way out of bounds and this chick is clearly insane. 

 

Yes and No. If a customer has a legit concern about something you try and take care of it. If someone is being an asshole you ask the to leave. People just over think it. I was a manager of a steakhouse right out of college people sent steak back all the time because they didn't know how to order a steak and they would say it was underdone. I'm not kicking anyone out of the restaurant for something stupid like that (even though they are idiots) fix the problem and move on. 

If they were abusing the staff or other customers well they were told to GTFO. 

But the one thing that people don't remember especially with restaurants is people that have a bad experience (even if they were assholes or wrong) are going to tell about 10 people they got shitty service, food, etc. On the flip side if someone has the best meal of their life they might tell one or two people. 

It's a numbers game and if you tell to many people to fuck off you aren't in business very long. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

It’s because you think they’re cops undercover, right?

It's not a glamorous job, but somebody's gotta do it.

^^^ was waiting for the water to start lapping over the camera lens.

On 2/6/2019 at 7:27 PM, Netzer said:

Hot dog lovers beware! NSFW

 

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Usually I have to pay extra for that.

12 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Houston's Australian sister city bush:

 

Mother Nature getting turned on.

like a fucking BOSS!

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On 2/4/2019 at 4:12 AM, Netzer said:

Pedestrian got away with minor injuries.

 

Gotta keep your head on a swivel, brah. 

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On 2/7/2019 at 11:46 AM, Sbbruin said:

Who the fuck takes bites of patrons food to confirm it tastes funky, especially a hot dog.  Dude, I'll take your word for it and give you a new $0.25 frank.

Jokes on her, she just took lips and asshole to vagina.  That's how infections get started.

28 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Da fuqs up with artie’s nose?? Damn man.

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Somebody went "boop" pretty damn hard.

holy shit.

supposedly he survived but broke legs and ankles a bunch of other shit.  watch where you are going, yo.

Spoiler

 

 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

holy shit.

supposedly he survived but broke legs and ankles a bunch of other shit.  watch where you are going, yo.

So where does a fairly groomed slope suddenly dump out onto a paved road?

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So where does a fairly groomed slope suddenly dump out onto a paved road?

again from reddit, it's supposedly in south tyrol in italy.  the dude is off piste.  that isn't a groomed run.  

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

again from reddit, it's supposedly in south tyrol in italy.  the dude is off piste.  that isn't a groomed run.  

i'd be awfully piste'd too if i ran into that.

i'd be awfully piste'd too if i ran into that.
Well, I'm sure his piste'd himself at a minimum when he turned his head back around.
31 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:
34 minutes ago, AM Wood said:
i'd be awfully piste'd too if i ran into that.

Well, I'm sure his piste'd himself at a minimum when he turned his head back around.

And probably shit himself too when he got run over by a car coming out of that tunnel.  Jeebus.

 

On 2/4/2019 at 4:12 AM, Netzer said:

Pedestrian got away with minor injuries.

 

 

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