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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Targeting. Ejection.  Suspended for the first 4 innings of the next game.

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Got that one dude right out of the gate.

The guy with the blue shirt and hat said NOPE! and hauls ass right after the first guy almost landed on him. Gotta be the smartest one in the bunch.

17 minutes ago, davidg said:

The guy with the blue shirt and hat said NOPE! and hauls ass right after the first guy almost landed on him. Gotta be the smartest one in the bunch.

dude in the black hoodie almost busts ass trying to turn the corner into the chute only to breathe a sigh of relief until... oh shit, here comes Toro right where I am.

What would step it up a notch is if you made the guys cancel their health insurance the night before.

Life insurance is voided too right?  Just for principle of being an absolute dumbass.

 

13 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I don't rodeo, but is this a real thing?  Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?  I can't imagine why people in Owensboro, KY would voluntarily do this.

 

Yeah, I mean what the hell was supposed to happen? Did they think something would have worked out differently? 

It’s been established that you run with the bulls not stand around like soccer players trying to block a free kick

7 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?

At least he now has a legitimate reason for a lifetime supply of Oxy. Glass half full I guess.

21 minutes ago, smuggs said:

At least he now has a legitimate reason for a lifetime supply of Oxy. Glass half full I guess.

which one?

 

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What’s the difference between that stuff and hydrocodone?

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What’s the difference between that stuff and hydrocodone?

Hydrocodone is the active ingredient in drugs like Norco and Vicodin

Oxycodone is the active ingredient in Percocet and OxyContin

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Thanks. Our doctors have prescribed the hydrocodone for our post surgical recoveries over the past year. Dunno why because it just constipates both of us, and Tylenol works about as well. Only needed to take a couple out of each bottle. Just a waste, IMO.

How anyone could get addicted to not shitting is very puzzling.

I don't rodeo, but is this a real thing?  Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?  I can't imagine why people in Owensboro, KY would voluntarily do this.

Who isn’t willing to die for a $100 bill?
12 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Not much to do for fun out in the country.

You must be in the wrong country.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You must be in the wrong country.

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That's my sister, Asshole.

11 minutes ago, Parliament said:

That's my sister, Asshole.

Please send pics below the waste. Thanks.

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47 minutes ago, Parliament said:

That's my sister, Asshole.

That's an odd name for a chick.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Sister Asshole" was my favorite Night Ranger song.

"You're motorboatin'... be sure not to bite/ Or she''ll put up a fight..."

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I like how the first guy to get flipped isn't even looking when they open the gate.  "Hey guys, can one of you explain the ruuuuuullll"

That's my sister, Asshole.


Pics of sister’s asshole?
11 minutes ago, woohorn said:
On 2/18/2019 at 3:54 PM, elfenix said:
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What's holy shit about this-pubes?

more 'that's pretty cool' than 'holy shit' but i don't want to start another thread. 

22 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

You could put them inside of your prunes and make it a fun treat

Reminds me of an old Carnac:

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She also opens the can with her teeth.

1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Reminds me of an old Carnac:

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th?id=OIP.ioBw0GS0XtbV_rBHhnaMvAHaFj&pid .... The Orient Express

My favorite Carnac response ever.....

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"I hold in my hands the last envelope........

 

"May a weird holy man tape your sister shut."

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45 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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You should see the other guy

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

You should see the other guy

I was thinking his girl got the password to his cell phone

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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“Foreground my ass!”

On 2/18/2019 at 3:54 PM, elfenix said:

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This is exactly the type of chick I can envision myself hooking up with.

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