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#3002
1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

This is exactly the type of chick I can envision myself hooking up with.

You too? What are the odds? We should hang out.

Edited by 'stache

#3003
14 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

so staged, nobody opens a fucking door like that

You don't have kids obviously. 

#3004
38 minutes ago, 'stache said:

You too? What are the odds? We should hang out.

 

 

#3006
58 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

You don't have kids obviously. 

Yeah.  There is even evidence on the wall of that kid swinging the door open like that. 

#3008
1 hour ago, davidg said:

 

 

I've said it before, I'm saying it now, and there's a damn high likelihood that I'll say it again in the future:

I would low-crawl through a mile of concertina wire just to hear her fart into a field phone.

#3013
On 2/18/2019 at 3:01 PM, JimmyHoffa said:

 

shouldn't have mattered as she was out of the baseline. Deadball automatic out, runners can't advance. 

not including the ejection

#3021
On 2/20/2019 at 7:56 AM, Steel Shank said:

wheelhouse

Yup. And I bet she shaves her pussy. Hairless pussy is my kryptonite. 

And the first person that posts a pic of a hairless pussy of the feline persuation will get negged to bolivia. 

#3029
19 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Pits are no different than other dogs in 3,2,1....

100 years ago they were bred to be babysitters, did you know that? 

#3036
20 minutes ago, Modessit said:
1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:
Underthrow.  Noodle arm.

Dog had to wait for it. A good throw hits him in stride.

Dog had a 10.5 W(oofs)AR last season

Edited by SurlyBDR
I'll see myself out

#3044
2 hours ago, luke duke said:

Can you imagine how much pussy Uncle Rico got in that van?

Probably more that when he lived in Mitch's closet

#3046

Looks completely CG.   Don't know how it'd accelerate that fast towards the end, and when the pieces hit the ground, no bouncing once-soever... 

#3048
1 hour ago, bluto said:

'Windmill' video is creepy af

Oh, I dunno... I'm kinda' a big fan.

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