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22 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

This is exactly the type of chick I can envision myself hooking up with.

I'm not surprised in the least.

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

This is exactly the type of chick I can envision myself hooking up with.

You too? What are the odds? We should hang out.

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14 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

so staged, nobody opens a fucking door like that

You don't have kids obviously. 

38 minutes ago, 'stache said:

You too? What are the odds? We should hang out.

 

 

47 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

You don't have kids obviously. 

This.  

58 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

You don't have kids obviously. 

Yeah.  There is even evidence on the wall of that kid swinging the door open like that. 

1 hour ago, davidg said:

 

 

 

1 hour ago, davidg said:

 

 

I've said it before, I'm saying it now, and there's a damn high likelihood that I'll say it again in the future:

I would low-crawl through a mile of concertina wire just to hear her fart into a field phone.

On 2/1/2019 at 10:20 AM, Netzer said:

 

Laughed harder at this than at anything recent on the "lol" thread.

On 2/18/2019 at 3:01 PM, JimmyHoffa said:

 

shouldn't have mattered as she was out of the baseline. Deadball automatic out, runners can't advance. 

not including the ejection

On 2/20/2019 at 9:20 AM, Underdog said:

Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore? 

 

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9 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

You don't have kids obviously. 

Oh but I do.  Inmates don't run this asylum.

On 2/18/2019 at 3:54 PM, elfenix said:

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Holy shit!

On 2/20/2019 at 7:56 AM, Steel Shank said:

wheelhouse

Yup. And I bet she shaves her pussy. Hairless pussy is my kryptonite. 

And the first person that posts a pic of a hairless pussy of the feline persuation will get negged to bolivia. 

Or stab it with a knife/pocketknife, something. I probably have 4 or 5 knives in my vehicle right now.

19 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Pits are no different than other dogs in 3,2,1....

100 years ago they were bred to be babysitters, did you know that? 

28 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

World record 83 yards.

Underthrow.  Noodle arm.

Underthrow.  Noodle arm.
Dog had to wait for it. A good throw hits him in stride.
20 minutes ago, Modessit said:
1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:
Underthrow.  Noodle arm.

Dog had to wait for it. A good throw hits him in stride.

Dog had a 10.5 W(oofs)AR last season

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I'll see myself out

Can you imagine how much pussy Uncle Rico got in that van?

2 hours ago, luke duke said:

Can you imagine how much pussy Uncle Rico got in that van?

Yes. Yes, I can.

2 minutes ago, bluto said:

'Windmill' video is creepy af

when the brakes go out on those units thats always the result.  

2 hours ago, luke duke said:

Can you imagine how much pussy Uncle Rico got in that van?

Probably more that when he lived in Mitch's closet

'Windmill' video is creepy af

But respek for the horses going full “I ain’t sure what’s going on, but we best GTFO.”

Looks completely CG.   Don't know how it'd accelerate that fast towards the end, and when the pieces hit the ground, no bouncing once-soever... 

58 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

If the brakes don't stop it, something will.

damn skippy, G

1 hour ago, bluto said:

'Windmill' video is creepy af

Oh, I dunno... I'm kinda' a big fan.

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