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What the fuck was going on in that video of the women in hijabs tossing around that toddler at that busy intersection?  

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why the fuck wouldn't they have closed the lane?

 

Yes the truck driver is absolutely responsible for handling the clearance of his vehicle... but damn.

So what if the worker wasn't in the wrong?  If he's dead, it's a mute point.

 

Mind bottling...

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

egypt apparently

 

Must have been some young Turk as an old Giza would have known better.

8 hours ago, Felix said:

I think that's a load bearing wall, but I'm not sure.

 

Inshallah.

8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I think the building might not be 100% up to code.

Betcha a large sum that it met every code for that municipality. 

6 hours ago, slorch said:

why the fuck wouldn't they have closed the lane?

 

Yes the truck driver is absolutely responsible for handling the clearance of his vehicle... but damn.

So what if the worker wasn't in the wrong?  If he's dead, it's a mute point.

 

Mind bottling...

No low overhead clearance signage.  What’s the truck driver supposed to do?

Yeah, that's incredibly bad planning on the part of the utility crew's dispatch.  Slorch knows this.

1 hour ago, Buffsoldier said:

Betcha a large sum that it met every code for that municipality. 

Betcha larger sum of money that shithole municipality has no codes to meet. 

15 hours ago, slorch said:

why the fuck wouldn't they have closed the lane?

Maybe their new supervisor is Mike Stoops.

9 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

Betcha a large sum that it met every code for that municipality. 

Agreed.  It was just a bad instAllahtion.

25 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Agreed.  It was just a bad instAllahtion.

 

He obviously Mohammered on the wrong wall.

why the fuck wouldn't they have closed the lane?
 
Yes the truck driver is absolutely responsible for handling the clearance of his vehicle... but damn.
So what if the worker wasn't in the wrong?  If he's dead, it's a mute point.
 
Mind bottling...


moot

Irregardless, y'all need to learn surly lexicon...

22 hours ago, Rimbo said:

egypt apparently

how the fuck did their ancestors build the pyramids to last 4000+ year?

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

not sure if you actually read the articles that you posted but this is taken from the first link.  it'd be funny as shit if you did not know this passage was included.

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Stop looking at all the walls and obstacles as real barriers and start pushing them a bit. You'll find most fall over pretty easily with a slight push. 

 

23 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

not sure if you actually read the articles that you posted but this is taken from the first link.  it'd be funny as shit if you did not know this passage was included.

 

imgur
 

I was going to post a crazy vid of Brazilian police helicopters blasting away with heavy caliber machine guns at cars in high speed chases through dense urban areas.

Turns out they just call that Tuesday.  But in Portuguese. Here is one.  

 

On 3/5/2019 at 5:12 PM, JimmyHoffa said:

 

It did not. However they just did a controlled Avalanche that closed the road today.

 

The Colorado Department of Transportation shut down I-70 at 8:46 a.m. Tuesday. Shortly afterwards, crews used cannons to set off an avalanche on Mount Bethel near Herman Gulch. The snow slide that resulted sent 15 feet of snow over I-70’s westbound lanes and 8 feet of snow across the eastbound lanes. CDOT said it was the largest avalanche in that slide path in over 30 years.

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“There was some debris that came down. A cable guardrail was also damaged,” said CDOT spokeswoman Tracy Trulove. “Our team is clearing trees, rocks and dirt.”

Avalanche mitigation work that led to other highway closings also took place on Interstate 70 between Copper Mountain and Frisco as well as Highway 40 over Berthoud Pass.

“Our team is pretty darn busy today,” said Trulove.

Operations at Loveland ski area are ongoing but skiers will be unable to leave the resort until the work is complete, unless there’s an emergency. That’s because Loveland Pass is also closed.

Normally that sounds like a great way to call in sick/take some PTO for the Denverites.  "Sorry boss, can't make it in today.  Roads are closed and I wont be able to be in."  But Loveland doesn't exactly have any place to stay the night and I doubt there's a ton of vacancies at Keystone or Breckenridge this time of the year and you can't get there either if Loveland Pass is closed.   Not sure from the story but they might be able to backtrack to Breck and go south towards Alma/Fairplay and get out that way. 

 
{Hits play on video}

"Yep, I could have told you what was going to hap...holy hell he made it?"
On 3/7/2019 at 3:00 PM, Rimbo said:

Mom couldn't stand the way Vicodin felt, so she went Tylenol-only last time she had her surgery. I felt the same when I had my appendectomy. Can't stand the shit.

 

Anyway, back on topic: Here's a guy trying to knock down a wall on his balcony, and ends up taking out the entire building.

 

aggy Qatar?

Just trying to get that toilet picture off of the Tapa preview.9df4eb112cf06ce05cb39d492da2f97e.jpg9075818f4a77b2d8271db4c598527c8d.jpgf8829a6d60a1f5e8de95709dc5d2bd0d.jpgf12b50608b659a8ad5e728891602b527.jpg

what toilet picture?
Thankfully it's gone now, but it kept showing a toilet full of green crap.
And they didn't worry much about downrange bystanders.

No kidding. That nonchalant heat that peppered the building is more ‘holy shit’ than the thousands of rounds spent missing the car.
On 3/7/2019 at 3:00 PM, Rimbo said:

Mom couldn't stand the way Vicodin felt, so she went Tylenol-only last time she had her surgery. I felt the same when I had my appendectomy. Can't stand the shit.

 

Anyway, back on topic: Here's a guy trying to knock down a wall on his balcony, and ends up taking out the entire building.

 

Farook Demo Company:  We stand by our work.  We don't stand under it. 

1 hour ago, Netzer said:

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Love the toilet paper on the ground after the cleanup.  That’s unusual over there. 

19 hours ago, tx ind said:

aggy Qatar?

It represents their burning desire to beat the hell out of The University of Cairo (or c.u.)

13 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Love the toilet paper on the ground after the cleanup.  That’s unusual over there. 

This one cracked me up.  I can't stop laughing at the dude rolling!

On 3/7/2019 at 3:26 PM, Rimbo said:

I think the building might not be 100% up to code.

Should have checked with his HOA first.

8 hours ago, Hate said:

This one cracked me up.  I can't stop laughing at the dude rolling!

Wasn’t that the driver?

On 3/10/2019 at 8:09 AM, Netzer said:

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I keep watching this to see where the guy in the white shirt comes from. I can’t see him in the back of the yellow vehicle. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

Yellow 3-wheeler for the win. That's a tough little POS.

I keep watching this to see where the guy in the white shirt comes from. I can’t see him in the back of the yellow vehicle. 
He comes out of the front left door of the yellow vehicle. I'm not sure where the steering wheel is on those things so he's either the driver or a passenger.
48 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Fuckin' hooligans

 

Where is Mike Curtis when you need him?

Edited by deadshank

35 minutes ago, Modessit said:
52 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:
I keep watching this to see where the guy in the white shirt comes from. I can’t see him in the back of the yellow vehicle. 

He comes out of the front left door of the yellow vehicle. I'm not sure where the steering wheel is on those things so he's either the driver or a passenger.

I see that now.  Its the driver based on the location of the steering wheel in the red car.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Fuckin' hooligans

 

Impressive. You know, the infamous “Pussy Bitch Punch From Behind” is often attempted by dickless chumps but rarely executed properly.

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