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#3251
2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Not one retaliatory strike on the fan.  Soccer players are pussies.

i can't imagine that happening during a football, baseball, or basketball game.  US players would beat the ever living shit out of the fan, the home team players probably included.  

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#3252
2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Not one retaliatory strike on the fan.  Soccer players are pussies.

So was the Texas o-line against your Huskers in the One Second CCG at Jerryworld

#3255
3 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Well, to be fair, soccer player does have a punchable face.

its the haircut that makes him that much more punchable. 

#3257
1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Luckily there was no one on that bus.  The natural gas tanks on the roof hit the tunnel, according to the news.

why was that dude filming?  

#3258

Maybe he knew the tunnel was coming up and the bus wouldn't fit, and thought to himself "dis gon be gud" 

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#3265
Mom couldn't stand the way Vicodin felt, so she went Tylenol-only last time she had her surgery. I felt the same when I had my appendectomy. Can't stand the shit.
 
Anyway, back on topic: Here's a guy trying to knock down a wall on his balcony, and ends up taking out the entire building.
 


#3266
6 hours ago, Netzer said:

The annual Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling near Gloucester, England.

 

aggy football season encapsulated.  Starts quick, ends ugly.

#3267
The annual Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling near Gloucester, England.
 


Aft does the same thing except it’s with a jizz jar.
#3268

Does anyone else watch the first 5 seconds of each video/clip and try and predict what's going to happen in each one, or is that just me?

#3269
10 minutes ago, ERhine said:

Does anyone else watch the first 5 seconds of each video/clip and try and predict what's going to happen in each one, or is that just me?

Not when I watched your NSAA clips. Those always came to the usual happy ending.

#3271
17 hours ago, Netzer said:

The annual Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling near Gloucester, England.

 

No wonder we won the war.  

#3272
20 hours ago, Netzer said:

The annual Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling near Gloucester, England.

 

 

25 year-old me wanted to do this soooooooooo bad.

35 year-old me just wants to watch it from afar now.

#3273
On 3/9/2019 at 3:13 AM, Ten Bears said:

I was going to post a crazy vid of Brazilian police helicopters blasting away with heavy caliber machine guns at cars in high speed chases through dense urban areas.

Turns out they just call that Tuesday.  But in Portuguese. Here is one.  

 

porra caralho what the fuck

#3275
6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

25 year-old me wanted to do this soooooooooo bad.

35 year-old me just wants to watch it from afar now.

Really? How about Calcio Storico Fiorentino? Plenty of stuff to do over here.

 

#3276
3 minutes ago, Netzer said:

Really? How about Calcio Storico Fiorentino? Plenty of stuff to do over here

 

Is this Murderball?

#3277
17 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Is this Murderball?

Naa, it's just a slightly amended predecessor of modern football or "soccer", as you'd call it, that dates back to the 15th century. These are all nice, harmless guys in real life. Here's more of an in-depth view...

 

#3279
2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Red lights! What red lights?

 

Seems like he's somewhat recklessly driving at about 15 miles over the speed limit in a loud car. 

#3280
3 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Seems like he's somewhat recklessly driving at about 15 miles over the speed limit in a loud car. 

he actually dubbed the noise.  he was driving a mercedes 450sel during the single shot filming.  but he dubbed the sound of a ferrari 275gts.

#3294
2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Those are some ace public servants there.  "Hey do you think we should be letting that dude run through that fire?  Should we help?  HEY DUDE DON'T DO THAT!!!".

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