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#3303
Man, my family loves to play this down at the beach:
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My family is Mexican as fuck and we've never played that. Someone tried to play chicken foot once and my grandpa said we play prison dominoes so I never learned that other shit
#3307
On 3/12/2019 at 6:24 PM, ERhine said:

Does anyone else watch the first 5 seconds of each video/clip and try and predict what's going to happen in each one, or is that just me?

I do that with porn.

#3310
On 3/15/2019 at 5:46 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Those are some ace public servants there.  "Hey do you think we should be letting that dude run through that fire?  Should we help?  HEY DUDE DON'T DO THAT!!!".

I can understand them not immediately following him into the flames, but they could’ve at least kept spraying

#3311

Get him wet for sure, but to keep spraying the fire could be dangerous. That creates a lot of steam, and if they haven’t ventilated the structure that steam just stays there and gets hot enough to kill the guy. 

Commander needs to decide whether it’s safe to spray, or to send a firefighter in after him. 

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4 hours ago, Loco said:

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The weight of that dirt might exceed the load rating for that elevated road. Not sure I’d want to be standing on the road surface near the slide. 

#3324
47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The weight of that dirt might exceed the load rating for that elevated road. Not sure I’d want to be standing on the road surface near the slide. 

"Might exceed"?

 

Nope. I believe that's rated for 14 trillion tons.

#3329
On 3/15/2019 at 5:46 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Those are some ace public servants there.  "Hey do you think we should be letting that dude run through that fire?  Should we help?  HEY DUDE DON'T DO THAT!!!".

They didn't even stop the old fat dude help from stepping all over the hoses.

#3334

Normally I'm a live and let live guy, even with venomous snakes and varmints and such. But this triggers some kind of caveman instinct for me to gather the tribe and hack this fucking thing into fist-sized bits.

 

#3335
7 hours ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

They didn't even stop the old fat dude help from stepping all over the hoses.

Stepping on a fire hose ain't gonna do shit. Even if it was your mom.

#3336

I didn’t say it would hurt the hose or the water pressure, but those fat feet would get caught up in the hoses if they actually decided to move in. Ok more lulz and/or holy shit please

#3338
On 3/18/2019 at 10:37 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I bet that is knot the outcome either of those snakes were expecting. 

#3346
5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

So the guy riding the horse . . . I'm guessing two broken wrists, at least one broken collarbone, and maybe death?

I've been thrown quite often in my time and never broke any bones, but I was also never going that fast.

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