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On 3/20/2019 at 1:16 PM, Buffsoldier said:

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What did you think he was going to do? Show you his dick?

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On 3/26/2019 at 5:12 PM, Kennythetiger said:

"I have a rape flute."

Was that the one you had that one time at band camp?

that is what is left of a mako shark as it was being reeled in.  can't imagine the size of the fish/mammal that took that bite.

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Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies.
Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain
For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston.
And so nevermore shall we see you again"

On 3/22/2019 at 7:57 PM, Netzer said:

Siberian slapping championships. I've compiled the relevant action. Full video below.

 

I'd be more impressed if one of those guys turned a trucker cap on backwards, "Over the Top" style before the slap.

I'd be more impressed if they questioned their life choices and didn't stand there like a fucking moron waiting to get slapped by a sweaty bitch

wtf.  why?
 


Well when you film it with a potato...

On 3/27/2019 at 11:51 AM, crash_davis said:

may be a repost.

 

 

Lets be honest, the swinging kid has possibly had 1 fight with his 4 sisters ever....maybe.  You're gonna break your fucking hand hitting the side of someones head.  If someone gives you a free shot, you swing up to the lightswitch.  60% of the time, it works everytime.

Re that Mako that has been bitten, Bermagui is a small town south of Sydney over here in Aus. good marlin fishing at the right time of year as well.

19 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Cops finding any possible way to kills ya

Fuck cops.  JFC.  I'm guessing he got an award for going home safely that day.  cunts

On 3/28/2019 at 1:27 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That gator is gonna be pissed.

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I'm going to take a wild guess here and say they aren't following an established procedure correctly.

On 3/31/2019 at 6:08 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

Let’s pair him up with the Dominos pizza box folder,  see who’s the best/fastest at their job. 

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On 3/27/2019 at 2:33 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Sum Ting Wong

Cirque De Solongmothafuckas

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Let’s pair him up with the Dominos pizza box folder,  see who’s the best/fastest at their job. 

Or this guy 

 

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Let’s pair him up with the Dominos pizza box folder,  see who’s the best/fastest at their job. 
He's only the fastest at Dominos. Give me minutes to warm up and I'd destroy that guy. Back in the day my manager regretted telling me to fold boxes until he got back from the bank. 20 mins later and you could barely walk thru the kitchen.
28 minutes ago, Modessit said:
2 hours ago, Underdog said:
Let’s pair him up with the Dominos pizza box folder,  see who’s the best/fastest at their job. 

He's only the fastest at Dominos. Give me minutes to warm up and I'd destroy that guy. Back in the day my manager regretted telling me to fold boxes until he got back from the bank. 20 mins later and you could barely walk thru the kitchen.

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when a whole city wins the lott'ry...

He's only the fastest at Dominos. Give me minutes to warm up and I'd destroy that guy. Back in the day my manager regretted telling me to fold boxes until he got back from the bank. 20 mins later and you could barely walk thru the kitchen.
30 years ago me would like to challenge you to a folding fight.

Fried banana trader, 52-year-old Zaleha Mat Zain, said she managed to run to the mosque area and and saw her stall destroyed by the storm.

"I am thankful that I am safe. The materials for my business such as banana and tapioca were damaged by the storm."

13 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Or this guy 

 

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Probably already deported. 

Probably already deported. 


And back across the border.

that isn't shit compared to the dude with the scorpion glove...

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

spoiler bc sound.

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Motivation to walk on water right there. 

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I like how the motorcyclist just kept on rollin'

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