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#3452
On 3/26/2019 at 5:12 PM, Kennythetiger said:

"I have a rape flute."

Was that the one you had that one time at band camp?

#3457

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies.
Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain
For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston.
And so nevermore shall we see you again"

#3464
On 3/22/2019 at 7:57 PM, Netzer said:

Siberian slapping championships. I've compiled the relevant action. Full video below.

 

I'd be more impressed if one of those guys turned a trucker cap on backwards, "Over the Top" style before the slap.

#3465

I'd be more impressed if they questioned their life choices and didn't stand there like a fucking moron waiting to get slapped by a sweaty bitch

#3471
On 3/27/2019 at 11:51 AM, crash_davis said:

may be a repost.

 

 

Lets be honest, the swinging kid has possibly had 1 fight with his 4 sisters ever....maybe.  You're gonna break your fucking hand hitting the side of someones head.  If someone gives you a free shot, you swing up to the lightswitch.  60% of the time, it works everytime.

#3472

Re that Mako that has been bitten, Bermagui is a small town south of Sydney over here in Aus. good marlin fishing at the right time of year as well.

#3479
On 3/31/2019 at 6:08 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

Let’s pair him up with the Dominos pizza box folder,  see who’s the best/fastest at their job. 

#3480
On 3/27/2019 at 2:28 PM, crash_davis said:

 

 

On 3/27/2019 at 2:33 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Sum Ting Wong

Cirque De Solongmothafuckas

#3481
2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Let’s pair him up with the Dominos pizza box folder,  see who’s the best/fastest at their job. 

Or this guy 

 

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#3482
Let’s pair him up with the Dominos pizza box folder,  see who’s the best/fastest at their job. 
He's only the fastest at Dominos. Give me minutes to warm up and I'd destroy that guy. Back in the day my manager regretted telling me to fold boxes until he got back from the bank. 20 mins later and you could barely walk thru the kitchen.
#3483
28 minutes ago, Modessit said:
2 hours ago, Underdog said:
Let’s pair him up with the Dominos pizza box folder,  see who’s the best/fastest at their job. 

He's only the fastest at Dominos. Give me minutes to warm up and I'd destroy that guy. Back in the day my manager regretted telling me to fold boxes until he got back from the bank. 20 mins later and you could barely walk thru the kitchen.

[JLaw yeah right gif]

#3485

when a whole city wins the lott'ry...

#3487
He's only the fastest at Dominos. Give me minutes to warm up and I'd destroy that guy. Back in the day my manager regretted telling me to fold boxes until he got back from the bank. 20 mins later and you could barely walk thru the kitchen.
30 years ago me would like to challenge you to a folding fight.
#3488

Fried banana trader, 52-year-old Zaleha Mat Zain, said she managed to run to the mosque area and and saw her stall destroyed by the storm.

"I am thankful that I am safe. The materials for my business such as banana and tapioca were damaged by the storm."

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