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48 minutes ago, crash_davis said:
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That's what they call "situational awareness"

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Different kind of Holy Shit

 

and that cyclist was this guy

Fucking Detroit

 

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weight over 3000 lbs and having a 150 horse power engine, i'm surprised that pt cruiser was able to go that fast.  but i do see the incredible shitty handling capabilities contributing to that crash.

I was following a truck that did pretty much that on 635 in Dallas about 20 years ago, when the driver went looking for a gear instead of D on the column shifter and smoothly dropped it into R going 70 mph. 

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

That looks like a Chevy HHR doing the crazy exit.

Got one of those as a rent car a few years back.

Maybe the worst car I've ever driven.  All windows are designed and placed so the driver can't see out of a single damned one worth a shit.

22 hours ago, Loco said:

Different kind of Holy Shit

 

That's artistic as shit

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Got one of those as a rent car a few years back.

Maybe the worst car I've ever driven.  All windows are designed and placed so the driver can't see out of a single damned one worth a shit.

I’d nominate a Dodge Caliber as a close second in that category.  My tractor can go from zero to 50 faster than that.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Got one of those as a rent car a few years back.

Maybe the worst car I've ever driven.  All windows are designed and placed so the driver can't see out of a single damned one worth a shit.

Heh, one of my sons gave his HHR to his younger brother. Bad deal for little bro. Lulz

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’d nominate a Dodge Caliber as a close second in that category.  My tractor can go from zero to 50 faster than that.

Chrysler PT Cruiser fits solidly in that category too.  

On 4/2/2019 at 3:11 PM, markstanco said:

Motivation to walk on water right there. 

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55 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Well, there's no use cryin' over.....  Ahhh, you know the rest.

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10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

They say when this sort of thing happens your whole life flashes pasteurize.

4 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

They say when this sort of thing happens your whole life flashes pasteurize.

Yup. The dude got creamed.

1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said:

They say when this sort of thing happens your whole life flashes pasteurize.

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Username checks out.  But, wtf is up with the videographer.  they would have done just as good of a job pointing the camera straight at the ground.

You're not getting that net back.

Sea lions are the bane of salmon fishermen everywhere.  In Alaska, if the sea lions get too close to the boat, they just up and move because you can't reel the fish in before they get chomped in half.

10 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

They say when this sort of thing happens your whole life flashes pasteurize.

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Saw this live. Fucked up. Hope the driver burns in hell. 

 

 

23 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That left a sour taste in his mouth...

50 minutes ago, slorch said:

That left a sour taste in his mouth...

We all need to just stop on this one.  God himself couldn't top Art Vandelay with this.

On 4/3/2019 at 10:05 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

stupid journos. how the fuck is that a close call? he actually did crash and no one else was even close to being hurt. dumbasses...

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Saw this live. Fucked up. Hope the driver burns in hell. 

 

 

It will get out of control, and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

They showed that lumberjack vid on NBC this morning -- Al Roker, in a rare moment of minor utility, shouted "ow, right in the root!".

4 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

He wished he'd been a girlie, just like his dear mama

 

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On 4/4/2019 at 10:39 AM, Felix said:

You're not getting that net back.

Well not with that attitude your not.

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