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1. Why in the fuck do they clear the bench for every home run?
2. Why in the fuck is the opposing team pitching to him with the bases loaded after he’s already hit 3 home runs?
3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

No shit. Beam that fucker in the nuts. 

You want to buy his nuts a drink?



1. Why in the fuck do they clear the bench for every home run?
2. Why in the fuck is the opposing team pitching to him with the bases loaded after he’s already hit 3 home runs?
Apparently the pitching in Ohio sucks, another kid per the comments went 6 for 6.

Ohio is not a hotbed for baseball talent.  Outdoor spring sports don't work very well until May.

14 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

No shit. Beam that fucker in the nuts. 

I always thought it was "bean". Am I wrong? Is my whole life a lie?

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I always thought it was "bean". Am I wrong? Is my whole life a lie?

It's "bean." Unless you're Captain Kirk or Luke Skywalker.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I always thought it was "bean". Am I wrong? Is my whole life a lie?

"Bean" is when you throw the ball with the intention of hitting the batter. "Beam" is when you tar and feather him.
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Not exactly in the spirit of this thread, and spoilered in case somebody works at Hobby Lobby, but:

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1) Spoiler doesn't currently work on Tapa.

2) Nice.

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not exactly in the spirit of this thread, and spoilered in case somebody works at Hobby Lobby, but:

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got any before and afters?

On 4/11/2019 at 1:17 PM, michaelpshayes said:

 

Let's do this! Leeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeenkins

They survived the thunder...

On 4/17/2019 at 2:35 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

But why did the sky change color?

On 4/17/2019 at 3:17 PM, gecko said:

 

But why did he lean back into it?

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But why did the sky change color?

But why did he lean back into it?

Because he was trying to catch it

Edited by uoftorange

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Makin' their way, the only way they know how.

That’s just a little bit more than the law (of gravity) will allow.

6 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Was this the one where they fooled Roscoe?

Yeah. I think it's the one where they ended up getting away in the end on a technicality and The Boss was pissed, but that's how it goes.

On 4/17/2019 at 3:35 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

This needs to be said like Bubbles...WTF!  

13 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

all you got to do is hooold on, hooold on, hooold on, hooold on....

On 4/19/2019 at 2:32 PM, Dolemite said:

 

We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

On 4/19/2019 at 12:32 PM, Dolemite said:

 

when it absolutely, positively needs to be there overnight

On 4/21/2019 at 10:39 AM, crash_davis said:

 

Wonder how many diseased infections the “lucky” toddler soaked up from that sewage water.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Wonder how many diseased infections the “lucky” toddler soaked up from that sewage water.

Whatever they are, it's easier to get over them than it is to get over being drowned.

 

8 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

 

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