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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

he came *this* close to Darwining himself

That's one way to roll into the Tavern.

3 minutes ago, smuggs said:

That's one way to roll into the Tavern.

He damn near became the roadkill special.

8 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

He damn near became the roadkill special.

Dude heard he had next on Golden Tee.

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

That's one way to roll into the Tavern.

"You'll be hit by a car, at 12th and Lamar."

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

To get to the other sssssssside

 

or

 

slow: constriction ahead

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

slow: constriction ahead

I like it

Someone was using the display phone at the Verizon on Brodie Lane to send melodramatic messages, so I took a pic

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15 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Look at this fucking regard

 

that must be one important "angry whopper" that jort wearing idoit is waiting for.

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

that must be one important "angry whopper" that jort wearing idoit is waiting for.

I gave your mom an angry whopper last night.

2 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

I gave your mom an angry whopper last night.

she said it was a whopper Jr

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

she said it was a whopper Jr

She still had it her way

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11 hours ago, Loco said:

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Seeing photos like this makes me miss living in Florida.  

The weather changed a lot since I did my internship at Disney in 1994.  Back then I'd go running in the afternoon and occasionally one of those "popcorn" rain showers would come along and spit lighting all around you into the pine trees of Oceola County.  

Miami photo (before editing)
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Not sure why somebody would shop that pic with a microburst, but still interesting.

Would be more interesting if someone shopped in the tsunami that’s going to happen whenever the massive underwater landslide lets go in the Azores.

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

did she lose a bet?  brutal.

 

 

Bitch bought a Billy Blanks video

 

38 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

did she lose a bet?  brutal.

"Honey.  No, you can't take her on."

"GODDAMMIT CRAIG, WHY CAN'T YOU EVER BE SUPPORTIVE?"

"A'ight.  Step on in there."

52 seconds later.

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7 hours ago, Zharkov said:

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I'd like to get her bare and introduce her to my tongue as well.

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