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31 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

Well, I would die from a heart attack before the crash that would ensue.  FUCK THAT

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

Holy Shit

http://m.imgur.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/95pBnpY

Edited by Jhawk

6 hours ago, Robin Masters said:

Meanwhile in Oklahoma

 

 

Saw this on TNT NBA show... Those guys were rolling 

I feel sorry for the poor bastard but every time he screams I lose it. Door snake FTW.

 

14 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

how the fuck did a snake get up there?  

They do that.  

We had a big city teacher move into the country near Kemp.  His front porch had those metal porch columns.  Cheap aluminum ones with the "S" shaped strengtheners between two one inch square posts.  He had a snake crawl up to the top of one of those.  So he gets smart and gets his shotgun to take care of it.  Blew the snake and the column clean away.  For years that house had three columns holding up the front roof instead of four.  

I had one crawl up there at the house I grew up in and I got it down with a stick.  No porch supports were hurt.  Snake lived to kill more rats.  Different strokes.

30 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

how the fuck did a snake get up there?  

 

32 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

how the fuck did a snake get up there?  

Probably a rat snake. They have big crescent-shaped belly scales that they can flex outward like sand tire paddle treads. Those fuckers can climb anything.

 

edit - Callo beat me to it.

Edited by smuggs

how the fuck did a snake get up there?  
Was supposedly wrapped around a wreath on the door.
2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Snakes are not subject to the laws of physics.

well duh.  they are the spawn of satan.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

dat ass punch tho

1 hour ago, Modessit said:


It has an easy setting. Gets people to spend more money showing off.

The chick or the machine?

Narrator:  It was both.

Edited by Buffsoldier

32 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

Fatguy's been watching too many Scorsese movies.

 

I've had this happen to me at a school bus stop...car came up from behind at an alarming rate and passed on the door side. Thankfully I saw how fast he was coming and he wasnt stopping so I held the kid on as he passed. Hopefully he was nailed with a ticket. Its tough to read license plates when they go that fast

 

On 5/6/2019 at 9:37 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

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On 5/6/2019 at 10:08 AM, SquishMitten said:

Legit holy shit, if real

as legit as babbbaaaboooeeeeyyyy

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On 5/6/2019 at 9:37 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Always splurge for the performance trim. 

Does she have any eligibility left?

47 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Always splurge for the performance trim. 

 

Not sure if this should go here or in the dumb shit wives do thread.

 

Edited by lockport

3 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

Hope she paid to repair the swing...probably not. 

Probably sued the city for dangerous playground equipment and emotional trauma.

I think that I saw a similar video where a couple of fireman used a lot of lube to help unstuck a young woman 

On 5/10/2019 at 10:38 AM, crash_davis said:

 

Death penalty. Fuck that driver.

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