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4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

I think a zipline would really spice the place up - where should it go?

Maybe across the alligator infested pond?

Great idea! There should be a minimum clearance though, for safety reasons obviously. 

Yeah, let's say like, 2 feet?

Sounds good to me. 

Took me a watch or two. Hypnotic ass and such 

Your female ass radar might need calibration. Or mine. Whatevers. Happy weekend surlybro. 

20 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

Not a Dumb and Dumber fan I take it  

 

 

Am a fan. Didn’t catch the reference. My bad and thank you for posting an awesome scene! 

22 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Black dude probably forgave her when she got his cell phone turned back on.

She was leaning over looking on the floor as she went thru....damn phone slipped out of my hand while I was texting again!

3 hours ago, Modessit said:

So... What did Jesus say?

5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

WTF dipshittery move is that?

Apparently responding to a call about a baby in breathing distress.  Wasn't thinking or listening clearly. 

2 hours ago, pops said:

So... What did Jesus say?

Apparently, fuck the police!

I was riding Amtrak when we hit a 12-wheel delivery truck carrying lumber trying to cross the track in front of us. We were going pretty slow (by train standards) and barely felt the train jolt. Had no idea what had happened, we just slowed to a stop. After a while word went around about what happened. Police show up and pronounce the truck driver dead; train hit the cab and threw the guy a few dozen yards. Crazy how powerful a train is. 

what are the odds that 2 freaking cell phones capture this? I've never once felt the urge to video tape a damn train.

Both of those sheriff trucks were going to cross the intersection while the crossing gates were down. the second one only stopped because well you know.

also, a guy I knew(well, barely) died this way. theres a bar in my town thats right by 2 railroad tracks. one late night, one train  ended, he prematurely started to cross, got hit by the oncoming train. 

 

 

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On 5/16/2019 at 3:13 PM, TexLonghorn said:

Two window washers in an out of control platform yesterday, 50 stories up, and worst of all, in Oklahoma:

 

Nest up in Vegas: The Window Washer Roller Coaster.  Only $35 for 90 seconds of terror.

7 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Crazy how powerful a train is. 

 

 

Can’t seem to embed...I haz a dum:

 

Can’t seem to embed...I haz a dum:
 



Apparently Jesus is in the Police Lives Matter camp.

http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/midland-deputy-vehicle-hit-by-train-flipped-over

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The deputy in the flipped vehicle was taken out of the car thourgh the window. He was transported to a local hospital with minor injuries, including bruising throughout his body. Other emergency responders were able to reach the infant who has been taken to the emergency room, according to Midland County Sheriff Gary Painter. 

 



Apparently Jesus is in the Police Lives Matter camp.
http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/midland-deputy-vehicle-hit-by-train-flipped-over
The dumbfuck in the flipped vehicle was taken out of the car thourgh the window. He was transported to a local hospital with minor injuries, including bruising throughout his body. Other non morons were able to reach the infant who has been taken to the emergency room, according to Midland County Sheriff Gary Painter. 
 


fixed for accurate reporting

Cue the “ I had an electrical discharge for your mom” responses.

On 5/22/2019 at 7:14 AM, Bullneck said:

Nest up in Vegas: The Window Washer Roller Coaster.  Only $35 for 90 seconds of terror.

You make up that cost at the buffets. 

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