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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Respect.  No ragrets.

agreed.  dude launched the fuck out of the snow mobile, got bucked off, and landed on some pillow soft powder.  9.5 from this judge.  the .5 deduction is for not tucking.

3 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

I gave your mom the minivan last night:

2 in the front, 5 in the back.

Your mom keeps trying to slip a finger in my bum, but I keep telling her I only let Jonesy's mom do that.

got damn, these lazy ass your mom jokes are trite.  get some new material you unfunny mentally lazy fucks.

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

got damn, these lazy ass your mom jokes are trite.  get some new material you unfunny mentally lazy fucks.

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

got damn, these lazy ass your mom jokes are trite.  get some new material you unfunny mentally lazy fucks.

I gave your mom some new genetic material last night.

7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Not much else she could have done.  I wonder what happened to Sassy.  

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7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

people are fucking stupid.  but if it weren't for stupidity, we would not be entertained.  only posting link bc sound.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/bu0rls/wcgw_if_i_film_when_a_tornado_is_coming/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

Tornado took half the house but couldn't take the fat ass nor the camera she was holding tighter than a kfc drumstick.  

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

got damn, these lazy ass your mom jokes are trite.  get some new material you unfunny mentally lazy fucks.

South Austin’s mom led you to believe you were the only one, and now you blame us?

23 hours ago, crash_davis said:

got damn, these lazy ass your mom jokes are trite.  get some new material you unfunny mentally lazy fucks.

Your mom's ass was an unfunny lazy fuck last night.

On 5/28/2019 at 6:35 PM, Bullneck said:

He's lucky the snowmobile didn't run over him.

More like we’re unlucky.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Whoever invented slow motion is a godamn hero.

Albert Einstein.

On 5/28/2019 at 11:57 AM, crash_davis said:

 

Ever since I saw how Vic Morrow died, choppers scare the shit out of me.

Ever since I saw how Vic Morrow died, choppers scare the shit out of me.
Nothing to lose your head over.

GPS autosteer.  You get a few minutes every pass to catch up on social media, post selfies, etc.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

More farmers are on twitter than I imagined 

The farm life clearly chose him.

1 hour ago, 4th and 5 said:

I see the date as May 31 but haven't we seen this before?  Or damn did it happen again?

You could have told me that LA tornado was Kansas I would have believed.  I've driven through that part of LA before but do not remember any section without trees that looked like that, I thought it was bullshit at first.

its like death coming at you in slow motion.  outside of tucking into a fetal position in a bathtub, not a got damned thing you can do about it.

12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

any backstory to this one? that fall looks painful as fuck.

Something about that tornado clip looks off.  It that is real...holy shit
Looks like it's rotating too fast.

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