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7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

This guy would have been getting all kinds of pussy in the middle ages.

What's up with those slow ass helicopter propellers? Usually you can tell if it's an optical illusion, just looks creepy slow.

Bet he can't even shoot a straight arrow. He kept fucking missing and just decided to claim he was making them curve on purpose.

On 6/4/2019 at 11:12 PM, BluTechsan said:

Yeah, dude needs to edit that down a tad.

I counted at least 3 wrecked vehicles, did all the people get beamed out right before impact? I know the pulverized car had to have had a fatality - but no sign of a body anywhere? 

Everyone only pointed to one dude sitting WAY over on other side of median. But they were all pretty non-chalant about wherever the deceased was.

 

 

I think she was wedged in the back of the car.

6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

That tree has a crotch.

I thought that would somehow play in the after photo. Missed opportunity. 

Bet he can't even shoot a straight arrow. He kept fucking missing and just decided to claim he was making them curve on purpose.

Are you saying his name is Sum Tin Wong or Wong Hole?
7 hours ago, 'stache said:

What's up with those slow ass helicopter propellers? Usually you can tell if it's an optical illusion, just looks creepy slow.

The frames-per-second shooting of the video is synching with the rpm's of the rotor blades. 

22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

How uncomfortable it must be for the pilot to sit on those huge balls he has.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Destined for community college

On 6/7/2019 at 12:49 AM, Buffsoldier said:

Seemed like that F-16 wasn't taking off in afterburner.  That might've made a difference...

Also, a lot of power to weight ratio in that race.

36 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Destined for community college

Not a video you should post online. Seems like the police/electric company will be making a visit

Put him in Ferrari with Hawaiian shirt & it’s Crow Magnum PI

2 hours ago, bamachine said:

Also, a lot of power to weight ratio in that race.

It’s a 3 round challenge. Round two is which is fastest from Randolph AFB to Dyess AFB. 

Round 3 is a dogfight between them all. 

On 6/8/2019 at 1:49 PM, Parliament said:

 

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55 minutes ago, davidg said:

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First thing I thought about.

That Farmers commercial reenactment should be interesting...

On 5/28/2019 at 11:29 AM, JimmyHoffa said:

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Back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left......

7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

We are Farmers beheaded. Bom ba bom bom bom bom bom.

Seen it, covered it.

This is in the "holy shit, that's awesome" category: Valedictorian Speech

 

What a selfish bitch. I hope whatever college she applied to tells her to fuck off.

Yeah. Here's her pick:

 

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She's gotta be going to Aggy, right?

52 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What a selfish bitch. I hope whatever college she applied to tells her to fuck off.

Yeah. Here's her pick:

 

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vic is aroused.

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What a selfish bitch. I hope whatever college she applied to tells her to fuck off.

 

As someone who had a completely worthless guidance counselor, it doesn't bother me any. Mine came up to me about a week before graduation and asked why I never applied to x,y, &z scholarship. I was like "because I had no idea they existed." This was before you could look that info up online. I wish someone would've told that bitch off in their speech. 

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

As someone who had a completely worthless guidance counselor, it doesn't bother me any. Mine came up to me about a week before graduation and asked why I never applied to x,y, &z scholarship. I was like "because I had no idea they existed." This was before you could look that info up online. I wish someone would've told that bitch off in their speech. 

I understand that she's pissed, but the forum is wrong. Parents/Grandparents/Friends are there to celebrate, not listen to some entitled cunt rant.

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I understand that she's pissed, but the forum is wrong. Parents/Grandparents/Friends are there to celebrate, not listen to some entitled cunt rant.

it's the facebook times.  everyone wants a bullhorn and has something to say.  she saw her podium and grabbed her bullhorn.

21 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I understand that she's pissed, but the forum is wrong. Parents/Grandparents/Friends are there to celebrate, not listen to some entitled cunt rant.

That's a good point. 

24 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

As someone who had a completely worthless guidance counselor, it doesn't bother me any. Mine came up to me about a week before graduation and asked why I never applied to x,y, &z scholarship. I was like "because I had no idea they existed." This was before you could look that info up online. I wish someone would've told that bitch off in their speech. 

So  you were too dumb to give the commencement speech?

So was I.

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

So  you were too dumb to give the commencement speech?

So was I.

Haha yeah the 3 or 4 girls we had competing for Valedictorian were psychotic about their class rank. And the one who won ended up wasting her free tuition on TAMU-Commerce. I was top 10% and got into UT, which was all I wanted out of my class rank. 

9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Haha yeah the 3 or 4 girls we had competing for Valedictorian were psychotic about their class rank. And the one who won ended up wasting her free tuition on TAMU-Commerce. I was top 10% and got into UT, which was all I wanted out of my class rank. 

Obviously though, you did not attach your avatar pic to your application.

I was a lousy student. In Kingsville, Texas, however, that made getting in the top 10% a cinch.

I still chuckle, though, over a comment I overheard from our salutatorian: "Good thing [Walden]'s such a fuck-up, he would have beat me for sure."

Actually, no, I wouldn't. But it was nice to hear, all the same.

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