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On 6/13/2019 at 5:01 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

I understand that she's pissed, but the forum is wrong. Parents/Grandparents/Friends are there to celebrate, not listen to some entitled cunt rant.

Well maybe this speech will get the parents/grandparents/friends up in arms about the quality of the staff at the school.  Maybe there are a lot of kids/parents/grandparents/friends who AREN'T at graduation because of how the staff acts.  I'm sure the teacher's union and staff will condemn her speech.  I doubt they'll look in the mirror and condemn themselves.

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19 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

So if you were a hiring manager and saw Ms. Valedictorian's video, would you be more or less inclined to hire her?

She's not worried about that until after college.  She'll have many more opportunities to fuck things up.  If she gets a degree that means something then she'll probably do great and be a very efficient worker because she knows that she can't let her shit stink or people will be all over her ass.  If she gets a degree in the flute then she is probably just going to be a dumb bitch her whole life.

But what about jazz flute?

2 minutes ago, McFly said:

But what about jazz flute?

She'd better take a side job as a news anchor.

21 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

So if you were a hiring manager and saw Ms. Valedictorian's video, would you be more or less inclined to hire her?

Nope.

She’s going t need to be receptive to training and team work.

She just told the world she did everything on her own.

If you cannot collaborate, you had better be able to sell what you alone can achieve.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

Is it bad I am a little disappointed he didn’t fully hit the bicyclist?

shoulda bunny hopped it.

bull dude was either stone cold or stoned.

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Houstonians see this all the time, but maybe interesting to others:

 

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Splashdown on the far left at :15

23 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Houstonians see this all the time, but maybe interesting to others:

 

Yea, thats called a Tuesday out on Pasadena Highway.

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Houstonians see this all the time, but maybe interesting to others:

 

No word yet on what may have caused that fire. 

Do we need some review of the fire tetrahedron?

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Houstonians see this all the time, but maybe interesting to others:

 

Better call in John Wayne and the boys.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No word yet on what may have caused that fire. 

Do we need some review of the fire tetrahedron?

tell me comrade, how can a tetrahedron cause a fire?  YOU CANT, BELIEVE ITS NOT POSSIBLE

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

gas prices dropping too fast, had to "fix the glitch"

[political, political, political] Trump / Iran [/political]

This is so NYC. A guy with a gun vs. a guy with a bat and people are just hoping on the subway and taking a seat like it's no big deal. 

 

 

 

 

Not much of a cop if he went over 2 minutes without shooting him.  #disappoint

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No word yet on what may have caused that fire. 

Do we need some review of the fire tetrahedron?

Fucking bastard gas. 

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Not much of a cop if he went over 2 minutes without shooting him.  #disappoint

If he had, everything leading up to that would have been cut from the video. 

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5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Not much of a cop if he went over 2 minutes without shooting him.  #disappoint

It was probably a forced “retirement”.

NYC cops can't hit much of anything in recent decades, as the idiot with the bat probably knew.  But there can be the odd exception now & then.

Someone? There are like 10 million japanese dudes fapping to that right now. It has to be the #1 hit on their pornhub.

I dine in 8 tentacle porn...in all its manifestations.

On 6/18/2019 at 5:05 PM, TonyTexas said:

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Alabama Longhorn, just like the Alabama Black Snake, some things are actually bigger here. /s

On 6/17/2019 at 10:14 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

“She looks and sounds like she would be a blast at parties. Clearly she didn't take any speaking classes.“

Her misuse of personal pronouns was uphauling. 

Well, she had an alcoholic English teacher.

On 6/21/2019 at 5:04 PM, TonyTexas said:

Looks like a video game

mashable.com

I don't have a photograph for it, just a link.  I know, I know...crappier pitching back then...but still.

In 1922, Ty Cobb lost the AL batting title crown by .019 points.  That's a huge margin between #1 and #2.  But Ty Cobb hit .401.  He still lost out to Sisler, who hit .420,  .019 points ahead.  That's a "holy shit" to me today.  

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