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On 6/21/2019 at 4:53 PM, Parliament said:

Not much of a cop if he went over 2 minutes without shooting him.  #disappoint

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21 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Not sure if this belongs here but

 

 

The U.S. could use more of this. 

7 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

The U.S. could use more of this. 

Shoplifting?

45 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Shoplifting?

No, you twit, women undressing other women in public, duh!

12 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

No, you twit, women undressing other women in public, duh!

Don't forget the slaps.  Doesn't have to be the face, either.

On 6/24/2019 at 2:38 AM, bamachine said:

"Their" and why did they stop taking their pants back?

I don't understand...you were wearing the pants you were returning?

On 6/19/2019 at 1:13 PM, slorch said:

Nope.

She’s going t need to be receptive to training and team work.

She just told the world she did everything on her own.

If you cannot collaborate, you had better be able to sell what you alone can achieve.

AKA:  She took the initiative when other people weren't pulling their weight.

22 minutes ago, Augustus said:

AKA:  She took the initiative when other people weren't pulling their weight.

 Being a leader means you don’t have to call people out publicly for their shortcomings or even gross negligence. I don’t want that cunt anywhere near my organization. Of course she did the things to help herself,  that’s what self starters do.

 I’ve been around some shittastic schools and some sorry workgroups.   Nobody does it all on their own.  When Earl went into Canton, he didn’t say a word about how shitty some of his teammates were.  It would not have made him any more legendary...it would have just made him look like a dick.

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2 hours ago, slorch said:

 Being a leader means you don’t have to call people out publicly for their shortcomings or even gross negligence. I don’t want that cunt anywhere near my organization. Of course she did the things to help herself,  that’s what self starters do.

 I’ve been around some shittastic schools and some sorry workgroups.   Nobody does it all on their own.  When Earl went into Canton, he didn’t say a word about how shitty some of his teammates were.  It would not have made him any more legendary...it would have just made him look like a dick.

Earl wasn't 18 years old and a bit immature.

Nobody knows what her character will be like by the time she's ready to enter the workforce.  Right now, she's just a resentful kid, and as always, you're a bit self righteous.

I like you, though.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Ole tough guy Kellen would've jumped in, apparently. 

 

What for? The dawgs were chewing up that shark like a fox/rabbit/Charlie the Tuna.

Lucky there wasn't a French Bulldog there, it wouldn't have made it back to the beach

Lucky there wasn't a French Bulldog there, it wouldn't have made it back to the beach

Yea, it would’ve started sucking the shark’s dick

Shit, anybody going in to “save the dogs” would more likely end up with a dog latched onto their arm than a shark bite. Those pups weren’t fuckin around.

20 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

I think that if the dogs harmed or killed that shark, the owners could be held liable and may have to pay fines or even deal with charges.  

Does it say where that was filmed? Because round these parts sharks are good eatin.

31 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

I think that if the dogs harmed or killed that shark, the owners could be held liable and may have to pay fines or even deal with charges.  

From the sharks owner?

17 hours ago, Texaus said:


Yea, it would’ve started sucking the shark’s dick

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6 minutes ago, miguelito said:

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Fuck me, he cleared it!

No way he makes that if the shitters full. 

On 6/26/2019 at 4:39 PM, HenryJames said:

 

That is all kinds of awesome.

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

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Fuck me, he cleared it!

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3 hours ago, miguelito said:

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Fuck me, he cleared it!

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3 hours ago, miguelito said:

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Fuck me, he cleared it!

I've already seen this episode of Top Gear

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