April 24, 20187 yr That's a holy shit right there. Is he wearing a chute? Because no telling what cutting him loose did to the integrity of the flying suit.
April 24, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said: That's a holy shit right there. Is he wearing a chute? Because no telling what cutting him loose did to the integrity of the flying suit. Should have no effect. He'll fly right to the bottom, regardless.
April 24, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Should have no effect. He'll plummet right to the bottom, regardless. fify.
April 24, 20187 yr Can only imagine the laughter and busting a gut that would occur if that happened to one of our co-workers or buddies on the golf course. Why didn't you swing a club at it? Hadn't hit shit all day... Edited April 24, 20187 yr by slorch
April 24, 20187 yr dude had about 12 weapons in his quiver. i aint running from a fucking bird if i have access to a sand wedge.
April 24, 20187 yr I don't know why grown adults run from birds. Even weaponless, just swing or kick at it. Make contact and that bird will GTFO.
April 24, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, Modessit said: I don't know why grown adults run from birds. Even weaponless, just swing or kick at it. Make contact and that bird will GTFO. Because it's ill eagle. Obviously you are not versed in Bird Law.
April 24, 20187 yr Geese are dicks. But if you think geese suck...try dealing with a swan. Mean motherfuckers.
April 24, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: Does it make me a bad person if I laugh at dipshits like that? No, you're a bad person if you hope he died. Like me.
April 24, 20187 yr Stop, drop, shut em down open up shop! Oh! No! That’s how the Ruff Ryders roOOOOH FUUUUUCK!!!!!
April 24, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: Does it make me a bad person if I laugh at dipshits like that? My reaction was "What a dumb fuc.... HAHAHAHA!
April 24, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said: That's a holy shit right there. Is he wearing a chute? Because no telling what cutting him loose did to the integrity of the flying suit. So I guess you are furked if this happens and you are that last guy out the door. Is there a jumpmaster on the plane that stays behind with the pilot?
April 24, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Baboontyme said: I'm sorry, but if a goose attacks me I'm standing my ground. What are they going to do? That bill can't do any damage. They have no spurs or anything. I'll slap the shit out of a goose that tries any shit with me.
April 24, 20187 yr 31 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said: I'm sorry, but if a goose attacks me I'm standing my ground. What are they going to do? That bill can't do any damage. They have no spurs or anything. I'll slap the shit out of a goose that tries any shit with me. You know how I know you've never dealt with a goose? They'll break your legs with those wings. Straight gangster shit.
April 24, 20187 yr 38 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: I don't think I could ever jump out of a plane. 36 minutes ago, AM Wood said: Why would people skydive? I did it a few times to try and overcome my fear of heights. It was quite a rush, But I'm still afraid of heights.
April 24, 20187 yr Apparently there is no way to delete a post here Edited April 24, 20187 yr by NeverMarryAStripper
April 24, 20187 yr 48 minutes ago, AM Wood said: Why would people skydive? Because ground-diving is just stupid.
April 25, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, Baboontyme said: Geese are bad but nothing compares to a pissed off swan...
April 25, 20187 yr I did it a few times to try and overcome my fear of heights. It was quite a rush, But I'm still afraid of heights.It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
April 25, 20187 yr Try a pissed off half domesticated wild turkey. I got fucked up by one of those once.
April 25, 20187 yr Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said: Try a pissed off half domesticated wild turkey. I got fucked up by one of those once. I think just about every Surly poster has been fucked up by Wild Turkey plenty of times.
April 25, 20187 yr looks like somebody earned his rubber dogshit permit for Hong Kong, if possibly posthumously.
April 25, 20187 yr That's a Canadian geese, too, so I'm pretty sure if the kid fought back or even shot it a dirty look it would have apologized and bought him some poutine and a Labatt.
April 25, 20187 yr "Holy shit, that's awesome" Detroit police coordinate truck drivers to prevent suicidal man from jumping off overpass
April 25, 20187 yr 48 minutes ago, Baboontyme said: That's a Canadian geese, too, so I'm pretty sure if the kid fought back or even shot it a dirty look it would have apologized and bought him some poutine and a Labatt. That's a Canada goose. Not a Canadian goose.
April 25, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, fattyflattie said: That's a Canada goose. Not a Canadian goose. Yeah yeah I can never remember what the fuck the Gooses want us to call them. All I know is they shit all over our golf courses and they are hosers.
April 25, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said: Ironically, dude was killed in a head on collision with a semi 5 years later.
April 25, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, Netzer said: Backstory. I was surprised to find that the pilot of the lead plane survived. https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=comments&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2486272%2F2-planes-collide-mid-air-11-skydivers-survive-Wisconsin-crash.html&redir_token=qKvJl2ven3ikRQHI0Ixaoi1RBsF8MTUyNDc1NTQ5M0AxNTI0NjY5MDkz
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