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2 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

The SRV track of course should be "Couldn't Stand the Weather"

Greatest hits of the weather scientists laying in the ditch: 

"I wish I was in the truck with CoTex,"

"Everybody Hurts" and

"Amazing Grace."

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On 7/2/2019 at 10:28 AM, Jerry Callo said:

You never want to place the husker dos next to the husker don'ts.  Not to mention the spleen splitters, whisky biscuits, and whistlin' bungholes.

...with or without the scooter stick.

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

tornado death talk not going away.

Yeah. We need a 2019 Tornado Death Thread of Dominance.

On 7/1/2019 at 7:25 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

His non-union Mexican equivalent. 

 

On 7/2/2019 at 7:57 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

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Looks like a bad knockoff of a bad Robert Shaw movie from the 70s. 

That has ginormous potential as a drunken bowling game...

who left the gotdam harpoon out again?

No worries, I'll just hang out here awhile.

Unexploded biological warhead?

1 hour ago, Wyatt Mann said:

 

I saw this at Airport Blvd near 51st.

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What'd it taste like? 

Pic brings back childhood memories of water balloon fights. 

2 hours ago, Wyatt Mann said:

 

I saw this at Airport Blvd near 51st.

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Next time i need to pee but don't have an empty water bottle.

20 hours ago, Wyatt Mann said:

 

I saw this at Airport Blvd near 51st.

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I didn't know your mom was in town. 

On 7/1/2019 at 6:14 PM, Marfa Low Crown said:

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It worked.   Until it didn't. 

On 7/4/2019 at 10:37 AM, crash_davis said:

 

Choo-choo, motherfucker!

1 hour ago, markstanco said:
5 hours ago, miguelito said:

Is this really the first time you've seen this?

No, it's in response to the piss in a condom picture. Someone isn't a team player. 

No, it's in response to the piss in a condom picture. Someone isn't a team player. 
Whoosh by me
On 7/2/2019 at 9:28 AM, crash_davis said:

 

 

How bout a little taste of freedom comrade?? Respect bitch!

15 minutes ago, Loco said:

yoinks and away

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Now just lunge forward and try to grab that steel container with your face. Perfect. Now we advance to jumping and catching rebar with your rectum. 

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Now we advance to jumping and catching rebar with your rectum. 

 

Check the Running Butthole thread.

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