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50 minutes ago, Underdog said:

So...  where does one go to find this pearlfish?  

Asking for a friend, of course. 

Is that you, Richard Gere?

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55 minutes ago, Underdog said:

So...  where does one go to find this pearlfish?  

Asking for a friend, of course. 

@Js1‘s aquarium 

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Is what a friend guessed

Who knew the Surl would be loaded with a bunch of GD pearlfish experts. 

5 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Wrong neighborhood, motherfucker:

 

damn. that kinda makes me feel bad for the croc!

hippos are assholes

Every time after watching a video the page goes back to the top. Happen to anyone else?

i mean what the hecks up wit dat.

never happens on pornhub

6 hours ago, smuggs said:

I bet those eviction disputes can turn into a real pickle.

How does one say "bear down" in Sea Cucumber?

4 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Usually, you see the cucumber go in the anus.

Maybe YOU see that... me?  Not so much.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

So...  where does one go to find this pearlfish?  

Asking for a friend, of course.

 

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"Oh, so you DO know Richard Gere?"

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Dammit, ScoPro!

11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, not really.  Try another channel.

You really don't pay attention, do you?

10 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Maybe YOU see that... me?  Not so much.

Maybe you need to climb down from that roof and watch a little gardening porn.

21 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Maybe you need to climb down from that roof and watch a little gardening porn.

He's more into flashing and hot mop porn.

Yeah, I'm always a fan of step flashing  vs. turnback as S.F. doesn't create a lump next to the wall.

On ‎7‎/‎4‎/‎2019 at 10:37 AM, crash_davis said:

 

Looks like he grabbed a beer and BBQ rib on the way through.

11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I wonder how many 2 for the pink or 1 for the stink have been lost there.

Provided you stay on your side of the round table & let the step sections come to you, "don't start no shit won't be no shit" applies here.

That is one pissed off mama coming for his ass.

Faker than my interest in my wife's story about her exchange with someone on her Mommyhood facebook group. 

That's not real, is it?  

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

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https://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/48975767

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On Friday, Italian cyclist Lorenzo Gobbo, 17, crashed at the the Junior and U23 European Track Championships at the Eddy Merckx Velodrome in Ghent, Belgium, and was pierced by a large wooden splinter during a scratch race, as the BBCreported.

Calling it a “splinter,” though, doesn’t quite do it justice—the piece of wood was half a meter long, or roughly 20 inches, and it looked more like the rider had just lost a jousting match.

 

holy shit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeoplesurvive/comments/chpkbq/croatia_man_jumps_from_a_40_meter_high_bridge/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/muskarac-koji-je-skocio-sa-sibenskog-mosta-ima-po-zivot-opasne-ozljede/2104070.aspx

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A MAN who jumped off the Šibenik Bridge a few days ago was seriously injured.

The 33-year-old, who is not from Sibenik, was confirmed by the hospital for Sibenski.hr as having sustained life-threatening injuries.

Dr. Ivo Blaće, head of Sibenik's surgery, says it is a fractured pelvis, which is why he was placed in the Intensive Care Unit. 

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeoplesurvive/comments/chevli/this_guy_didnt_died_after_being_hit_by_a_car/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

https://g1.globo.com/sp/campinas-regiao/noticia/2019/07/24/jovem-empina-moto-e-e-atingido-por-carro-em-alta-velocidade-video-e-impressionante.ghtml

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The motorcyclist who recklessly drove the motorcycle was discharged from the medical facility on the same day. After returning home, he recorded a video to say that he survived the accident. He is 19 years old.

 

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